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Author Topic: Best lie told you by a WG  (Read 3925 times)

Offline Matium

What's the best lie ever told you by a WG?

Offline helmsdale

"you've got a big one."

Been told that only the once and it was my first ever punt as well, so obviously I must have been really up for it, or much more likely as nervous as hell.
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Offline 385North

"I usually only see maybe four clients a week".

Can't beat that one.

Offline nigel4498

You're my first one today (told to me at 9.30 pm)

Offline SammyMustDie

"They're not genital warts, just skin tags"
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Online Steve2

"you've got a big one."


Then as I started to fuck her she said

"is it in yet?"

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Offline sam55


Can you wait half an hour, the landlord's come round.

 :lol: :lol:

I've had that one 3 or 4 times now with different girls.

Offline wristjob

Apparently my 5 minutes of shagging showed I had "good stamina".

Oldstager

I`ve been told so many that I`ve lost count, but I think the best has to be:-

 "I must cancel. My partner has just phoned me to say he`s on the way home from Uni because he`s been expelled "

Offline SamLP

Can you wait half an hour, the landlord's come round.

 :lol: :lol:

I've had that one 3 or 4 times now with different girls.

That may have been my fault. I phoned a WG I had seen once before and wanted to go around. She was busy, offered a later time which I said I couldn't make. She said she would see if she could change her appointment, and phoned back a few minutes later to say I could come around. The excuse she told the poor guy was the landlord was coming round and pushed back his appointment a little later.

One WG once said she couldn't do OWO because she had burnt her tongue drinking tea that morning and as a result her mouth was full of bacteria. It didn't make sense especially as she was offering FK. I made my excuse and left.

Offline Kimberly_C

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Do landlords actually drop in on people without warning? I have rented homes in several parts of Britain, as well as my working flat, and never once has a landlord come around unexpectedly. Only one - my current letting agency - is ever even seen or heard from as they do an annual inspection, and that is scheduled in advance.


"i cant do owo 2 times in one hour baby, you make me too horny"

before she lubed up she was drier than a scorpions ballsack.

"your dig is too big for my pussy darlink"

she had a vagina the size of a ripped hot air balloon. bullshit. and I am only in proportion to my size.

" facial means i sit on your face, not coming on my face. i dont like that, im religious"
one of my earlier punts with an agency, and she wasnt the woman in the pictures. surprise. so religious she liked having her arsehole licked by a stranger. but facials, god no, she wouldnt go to heaven.

Offline doc14

"Oh you are here already? give me 2 minutes then call me back" 5mins later, no answer, 10 mins later "oh sorry love you've missed your appointment slot"

One lady told me she
She also worked as a policewoman
Her husband was clueless about her profession
She was retiring in two months

This was 5 years ago and she's still on awork.
Tbh  I  should've walked when I saw her but it was my first point and I was nervous as hell

"Nobody has ever made me cum like that before"

Some even make it sound convincing.

Tony Montana

Do landlords actually drop in on people without warning? I have rented homes in several parts of Britain, as well as my working flat, and never once has a landlord come around unexpectedly. Only one - my current letting agency - is ever even seen or heard from as they do an annual inspection, and that is scheduled in advance.

Legally, they have to give 24 hours notice of a visit.

Offline nigel4498

Do landlords actually drop in on people without warning? I have rented homes in several parts of Britain, as well as my working flat, and never once has a landlord come around unexpectedly. Only one - my current letting agency - is ever even seen or heard from as they do an annual inspection, and that is scheduled in advance.

Indeed they do, was in mid stroke with a WG in Southampton when there was a knock on the bedroom door. The landlord had let himself in.

Offline sam55

I`ve been told so many that I`ve lost count, but I think the best has to be:-

 "I must cancel. My partner has just phoned me to say he`s on the way home from Uni because he`s been expelled "

I've had a similar one.
All was fine, great comms, told to go to a pub in Taunton and ring from there. You guessed it, no reply to calls or texts. Gave it up as a bad job and managed to get a plan B. Got a text 3 hours later, boyfriend had come home from work ill, but she's free tomorrow morning. I didn't reply. So bf doesn't know she's a prossie, unlikely. If so, fucking good job he didn't come home and find me boning his Mrs then! I put it down to usual prossie bullshit.

Offline Kimberly_C

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I guess it does happen, then.

Perhaps the explanation is that a lot of WG's have to privately rent, since they can't provide the paperwork to rent via a letting agent. I have certainly heard stories on sites like The Money Saving Expert about private landlords who don't know or who flaunt the laws regarding tenancy. Not that the excuses for cancelling or delaying punts aren't lies: it just may explain why they consider this a plausible excuse.

Offline sam55

That may have been my fault. I phoned a WG I had seen once before and wanted to go around. She was busy, offered a later time which I said I couldn't make. She said she would see if she could change her appointment, and phoned back a few minutes later to say I could come around. The excuse she told the poor guy was the landlord was coming round and pushed back his appointment a little later.

One WG once said she couldn't do OWO because she had burnt her tongue drinking tea that morning and as a result her mouth was full of bacteria. It didn't make sense especially as she was offering FK. I made my excuse and left.

You swine Sam!!  :P

You in the West mids by any chance?

To be fair, as I've had this excuse a few times it's probably in the top ten prossie excuses in some list on saafe

Offline sam55

Oh yes.

On one occasion, the "landlord" asked her to make a coffee and wouldn't go. He'd obviously booked her for an hour then!! :D :D

Offline sam55

Indeed they do, was in mid stroke with a WG in Southampton when there was a knock on the bedroom door. The landlord had let himself in.

I was having my cock sucked by a delicious chinese girl and theres a commotion at the door. The other girl answered it and I heard raised voices, my first thought police, second I'd parked my car in someones space. anyway, he went, neither of them could hardly speak a word of English so i never did find what it was about. A bloody good passion killer though, the old fella went down like a pricked balloon!

Your my fav client. I always look forward too seeing you

Pull the other one luv...

Offline yorkshire123

Of course i remember you, how could i forget such a nice guy.
Never met the trollop in my life  :unknown:
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Offline sam55

Your my fav client. I always look forward too seeing you

Pull the other one luv...

Ooooh,that was a bit below the belt mate, very close to home that one!

I'm sure it's true in my case tho.  :)


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