Price -£130 for 60 mins (offering discounted price on the day from £150)
External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Staines flat close to train station. Tours so seems never in the same place that often. Flat was clean and minimal, I have been there before to visit other escorts so I guess they hire it by the day.
Appearance: I visited Sam on 31/7. Her photos are totally out of date. She advertises as size 12. Reality is she is size 16-18 and has put on a good few stone since her pictures. I don’t mind a BBW but Samantha was fat and not voluptuous. Belly hidden under a corset, large droopy breasts that point to the floor, cellulite on legs, arse etc. On the positive she is about the stated age of 25 and had a nice pretty face.
Services: After seeing Sam in the flesh I should have walked, but my nether brain was telling to give it a go, so I did. Turned out to be a big mistake. Having paid then asked about kissing, school boy error. She advised she doesn’t kiss but makes up for it in other ways.
Started with a back massage which was just her running her fingers up and down my back and occasionally blowing in my ear. OK I thought massage obviously not her thing. On to OWO. She has a very light touch and good use of hands to massage your balls whilst she gives a good suck. Doesn’t take anything deep and focuses really on the head. All being said a good blow job. Tried to build a bit of chemistry but either was not bothered or unable to hold a decent conversation. I’m afraid to say it’s all down hill from here on in. Asked to give her some oral and was advised no fingers, which is her prerogative. After about 10 soft licks she said she was too sensitive and I would have to stop. So on with the rubber and asked for her to start on top. Of course the response is “ I never go on top”. Started with doggy and immediately found she was very loose in the pussy dept. Think of a bucket of custard and you get the idea. After 20 or so thrusts I began to see cottage type cheese on the condom, so either has a problem in there or had put some strange cream inside herself. As this point I was relieved I had only given her a few external licks. I continued in doggy for another 5 mins but found the gunge whatever it was a real turn off. I asked if she did CIM and she said yes. A vigorous wank and she took the whole lot but did not swallow. At that point, it was safe to ask about the discharge. She said she didn’t see a problem and got quite bolshy. Even when I presented the condom to her with gunge still present, she just told me I had 10 mins left and it was time to take a shower. I showed her my phone and her number that I called before she told me the flat number. It was 25 minutes before. She ignored this logic and said time to go. I replied that I had booked for an hour but would happily take a refund for the remaining half hour. No surprises when she replies in an eat shit attitude, I never give refunds. I Gave it up as a lost cause and left and went straight home to domestos my nether regions.
Positives
Pretty face
Good OWO
Negatives
Photos far too outdated, Not size 12 but 16-18
Droopy breasts, a big belly and cellulite city
Bad hygiene in the pussy department and when challenged had an attitude
No kissing
Be better off talking to a door, no personality at all
Thinks that her shit don’t stink
You pay for an hour and get 30 mins
No wonder she continually tours as no one would return.
You have been warned, I would avoid her at all costs. Only wish I had seen her review by Dogfather a week before. We have all done, but should have walked when I first saw her.
Rating based purely on good OWO and gives her
3/10
