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Offline Symbolic Interactionism

Maddison Victoria House

I had seen Madisons profile on the Victoria house website and as someone who really is attracted to pale white skin , the whiteness of her complexion really stood out along with the curvaceousness in one of her photos.

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I initially phoned about a week or so before the punt to enquire about her height and waist size and to doublecheck her complexion as most girls like to tan, especially this time of year.

I was advised that she was 5 foot two and a size 12 to 14 waist. I was a bit disappointed that she was 5 foot two which is fairly short for my liking. However when I phoned a few days later and had enquired, The manager told me that she is 5 foot six. That to me seemed very different to 5 foot two.

On the day itself I phoned and spoke to the manager and I said that I would be there at 6 pm and I had also asked  if I could have a room with a lot of light in it and this is so that I could see the girl as white as possible .

The manager said yes yes yes that’s fine and quickly terminated the call.

I phoned just after 5:30 to advise that I was running a little bit late but that I would be there for about 6:30 and she advised it’s preferable to arrive there before 6:30.I arrived on site at about 6:15 pm.

Establishment itself and parking is under an archway and there’s room for about six or seven cars.

When I walked in I made myself through to reception and handed over the £25 booking fee. I then use the toilet and then I was advised that the girl will join me upstairs in the room.

When I went upstairs there were two empty rooms . One fairly dark and another with natural light . I went for the room which had lots of light in and shortly afterwards the girl appeared. She said we were in the wrong room and that we needed to go into the other room. I asked if we could stay in the light room but then she said no we had to go into the other room.

As I wanted to really see her as white as possible I asked her if she could make the room as light as possible she just did the lighting dimmer and I asked her to open the window covers. She opened them slightly Despite the window being a privacy window with frosted glass, she refused to open them further. As the glass was frosted outsiders would not have been able to look in and see what is going on . Also the property is under an archway and therefore secluded from the main road .

The girl

She was very pale and is facially attractive with blonde hair and she’s definitely on the chunkier side of a 12 to 14. She had thick thighs and thick arms. Don’t get me wrong I do like a curvy woman and I was not disappointed by her proportions but I think she is more than Curvy. She was wearing a black dress with short skirt so I couldn’t quite tell whether she had big fat belly underneath her dress. From her height I would probably say between 5 foot 2 to 5 foot 4 And had she been a bit taller I think she might carry her unit a lot better as her height does make her seem podgy. I would say she is a borderline BBW. As mentioned I could not see her naked so I had to just use my imagination.

Her photos on the website are inaccurate as well because two of them are of someone  half her size.

I bought my laptop with me with Porn as this is something which I wanted to Watch during the meet. She became immediately defensive and said no as she thought I might be filming her so I said to her that I can put something to cover up the surface where the camera is but she still refused . Ok I thought - just leave the porn out of it.

I then asked her if she would talk dirty because I wanted her to discuss insemination and she said that would be an additional £10 in addition to £140 for the one hour booking . So when you tot up The initial £25 paid at the door £140 for the sex and uncovered blow job and the £10 for the dirty talk at this point it would’ve cost me £175 for just one hour. £175 an hour and I can’t even watch my own porn?

Then as I am preparing the money she said to me that I can only come twice . So I am thinking that I am paying £175 for an hour and I am now being restricted on the  orgasms I can have ? So I explained to her that I may need more than two condoms and explained that if a condom fills with pre-cum but I haven’t fully hit the apex and fully ejaculated and still hard then that does not count as coming once and in the interest of safety a new condom would need to go on . I explained that wearing a second condom filled with precum requiring a second condo. should not count as coming 1st time round if I was still hard and so someone can use more than two condoms but only come twice as I inpterpet come to mean full ejaculation and then go limp .

Her reply was that if you come once you cannot keep making yourself come again. She also commented that condoms cost a lot of money . Alarm bells are ringing and I am thinking what an absolute killjoy this is going to turn out to be. Immediately I though to myself oh no if I have sex with her she is probably going to spoil my enjoyment and is probably the type to complain that she can’t manage a full hour of sex and terminate sex before I’ve fully come. We’ve all been there before and had that awful experience and I was contemplating the meet ending up that way . Her demeanour had completely changed by this stage rather than being cooperative she was now confrontational.

One of the joys of sex is to be able to to orgasm and ejaculate freely . But when someone imposes limits on the satisfaction you hope to achieve then it goes against the purpose of the meeting . If anything she should be encouraging me to come as much as I can and as many times as I wish. She should have been supportive of having me enjoy as many orgasm as I could get. Instead her mission seemed to be the exact opposite - to give me the least amount of pleasure, to have me frustrated and sexually dissatisfied .

She was then like - look if this isn’t going to happen properly then she is not willing to continue .

I then explained that my requests were reasonable but her imposing her demands and restriction were unreasonable .

I also explained that I will be placing a review of her to which she replied that she did not care about it . She then started to give her version of the events - so perhaps she was bothered .

My requests were not unreasonable , I wasn’t asking for anal or BDSM or BB or anything harmful or unsafe - all I wanted was to be able to have a good time and all I was getting was attitude.

She then left the room and said that she would speak to the manager . By this time I am so put off by Maddison that I immediately got dressed and the manager returned to ask me to leave - before that time I was already on my way to leaving .

The Manager handed me back my £25 and I then left site .

Is there a possibility that due to it being an evening punt and the last one for the day she had had enough punters to see her through and didn’t want to take a booking? If that is the case then perhaps she should be on reduced hours. Perhaps Maddison was having a bad day? This was my first visit to Victoria House and I would say that I have a bad impression and I would not recommend Maddison nor Victoria House .

Imagine going to a restaurant and ordering a steak. When your meal arrives , being told it’s too much effort to get the salt from the kitchen and then being charged a fiver when asking for ketchup.  Then before even taking a bite you find the steak is too tough to cut let alone eat.

Well, I am glad that I walked away from Maddison and Victoria House . (Yesss!!)

Having left Victoria House I went to see a pale beauty elsewhere who let me watch my porn, talked about insemination, and I had her in bright light.


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I don't know what you were expecting by telling her you were going to post a review. Apart from that I'm lost for words.

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Then as I am preparing the money she said to me that I can only come twice . So I am thinking that I am paying £175 for an hour and I am now being restricted on the  orgasms I can have ? So I explained to her that I may need more than two condoms and explained that if a condom fills with pre-cum but I haven’t fully hit the apex and fully ejaculated and still hard then that does not count as coming once and in the interest of safety a new condom would need to go on . I explained that wearing a second condom filled with precum requiring a second condo. should not count as coming 1st time round if I was still hard and so someone can use more than two condoms but only come twice as I inpterpet come to mean full ejaculation and then go limp .


I think at this point you were starting to confuse her. You could have done without all this pre-cum nonsense, there is no way pre-cum fills up the entire condom and therefore you needing to use a brand new one.

Also bringing a laptop to a punt was never gonna be a good idea.

Offline Jimmy The Gent

This review should be stickied as a handy list of everything you shouldn't say to a girl before a punt...

As a genuine piece of advice, if you are going to be so prescriptive and demanding, you're better off staying away from parlours and emailing your extensive list of requests to a few girls on Adultwork. If they accept your booking, at least they know what they're getting into.

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Having left Victoria House I went to see a pale beauty elsewhere who let me watch my porn, talked about insemination, and I had her in bright light.

Looking forward to the review.

Offline hunkybc

I don't know what to make of this review. Is it the obsession of pale women, the taking a laptop to a punt or the thought of filling up a condom with pre cum!?

Your requirements are quite unique. You may want to think about using the reverse booking feature on AW.


Offline Charliehutton

Welcome to UKP, SI.

I confess I only read less than half of your review, because there was so much of it, and judging by the bit I read, you're completely bonkers.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2022, 10:49:03 pm by Charliehutton »

Offline Slippery dave

In fairness to Victoria House, you got £25 back. I've walked out of a couple of parlours in my time, and no chance of a refund. She works at gfe in Sheffield and got a negative and a neutral review on here.

Offline Punter S Thompson

If you can fill a condom with pre cum, then maybe you should make porn rather than trying to watch it on a laptop you took with you whilst paying to fuck someone you've never met before.
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Offline shylad57

I too only read half then woke up half an hour later.

Online gbyld87

Tbh I was there up to the point he started pairing a steak with Ketchup.  That's just fucking out of order.
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Online Biff6

Maybe you should just stick to porn on your laptop.......

Online Punterperson1971

Op I think you just completely confused the girl and also maybe she had seen a fair few punters by the time you met her……but can you blame her really for reacting the way she did maybe she thought you were too demanding.

Offline ZeroCount

Thanks for the review OP. I love a good pale girl and I'm not averse to BBW, so I may pay her a visit and ask if she'd mind if I jack myself off while I watch her eating a steak with ketchup.

Offline Captainhowdy666

Maybe you should just stick to porn on your laptop.......
he sounds like a lot of hard work for a quick shag.

Offline NottsNylonLuvr

Sounds like next on the list was asking her to put the dog back in the basket!  :crazy:

Offline ashparmar2512

Tbh I was there up to the point he started pairing a steak with Ketchup.  That's just fucking out of order.

I read the review for 17 minutes and stopped with loads left. How far in was the steak bit?

Offline NottsNylonLuvr

I read the review for 17 minutes and stopped with loads left. How far in was the steak bit?
I think he inseminated it.

Offline Newtothisstuff

To me, it reads like you went in and paid £25. You then gave the girl a list that would take half a booking just to explain. Some of which were a little unusual.  It may have been that it was then end of the day and she just couldn't be arsed... but I'd say you probably just scared her off and were lucky to get your £25 back.
I get that you see it as a Negative (as is your right). To me, it's more like a neutral. You couldn't agree services so they refunded you.

Offline ashparmar2512

I think he inseminated it.

I can't wait to inseminate tori at this place (whatever the fuck that means)

Offline HornyHemel

In fairness to Victoria House, you got £25 back. I've walked out of a couple of parlours in my time, and no chance of a refund. She works at gfe in Sheffield and got a negative and a neutral review on here.

Bloody hell, I think that with a list of demands like that most WG's would be confused and dazed, not knowing where to start.  :scare:  100% agree that the OP was fortunate to get a refund!!

For balance, I saw her a couple of times at Massage Northampton and had a great time with her.   


Offline avb2015

Seeing as you pack a laptop to meets, why not bring a portable led spotlight as well? That'll solve the light issue and make anyone look as white as possible!

The 'joys of sex' paragraph makes it sound like this isn't your first experience, so what was that all about precum and cumming?  :dash:

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Having left Victoria House I went to see a pale beauty elsewhere who let me watch my porn, talked about insemination, and I had her in bright light.

Any chance of posting a review of this amazing girl who made all your dreams come true? In fact I’m surprised you didn’t post that as your first review it would have been a much better read than the one you posted.

Or was the bright light you mentioned actually the morning sun shining through the curtains when you woke up and opened your eyes?

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Offline Charliehutton

Amidst all that eccentricity the OP does make a couple of good points. At least one of the rooms there is too dark, and when not so long ago I insisted we change room the girl never really relaxed, and it was one of the few disappointing punts I've had there. I can understand why they may want us to stay in the gloom - not all of us are blessed with matinee idol good looks, after all - but we're paying top dollar here, and we're entitled to see the girl in all her glory.

I take his point that a customer should be allowed to cum as often as he can manage. As a strictly one pop man it's never been an issue for me, but I agree with him that the girl's job is to maximise her customers satisfaction, not go out of her way to limit it, especially when he's paying a premium price.

Offline Kool Keef

OP sounds like hard work in a booking but fwiw a punting pal has seen this one in another parlour & said she had an attitude & wasn't great in the room.

Offline Thebigdaddy

What the fuck have I just read?? I wanna put In a claim for loss of life while I read the garbage!  :dash:

Offline mr.bluesky

That has to be the wierdest review I've read. I bet the poor girl thought you were a sandwich short of a picnic with all those strange requests  :wacko: I bet they were glad to see the back of you . I have been to VH many times over the years and never had a bad punt there ( only one neutral rating) . I can't imagine they will loose much sleep over the loss of your custom. As for your restaurant comparison when you order steak do you ask for it rare so that it's a pale colour  :D
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I don’t know why he didn’t date a ghost  instead :D
After all he was after someone with very pale or white skin could have been a first review of Casper the friendly ghost

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Offline Mickyboy

Having not met The lady in question I can’t comment on her but overall VH is if the highest class of place I’ve visited and the girls have always been first class. The OP seems to have some very unusual quirks and I think he would struggle to find anyone that would be able to accommodate his needs, hopefully the lady doesn’t see his post.

Offline Charliehutton

As a matter of interest, OP, what was the porn you wanted to watch? I presume it wasn't any run-of-the-mill stuff as a recent innovation at VH is to put a telly in each room, which shows porn non-stop. Why anybody would want to watch when they're paying the thick end of £200 for an hour with the real thing I wouldn't know, and I always switch it off, but it's there for anybody who wants it.

Offline Jimmy The Gent

As a matter of interest, OP, what was the porn you wanted to watch? I presume it wasn't any run-of-the-mill stuff as a recent innovation at VH is to put a telly in each room, which shows porn non-stop. Why anybody would want to watch when they're paying the thick end of £200 for an hour with the real thing I wouldn't know, and I always switch it off, but it's there for anybody who wants it.

Albino porn by the sounds of it.

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Looks like the OP is just ignoring this thread and has moved on searching for his next pale victim.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=345277.msg3575634#msg3575634

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Kinda feels like we'll be reading about this chap again at some point on a more mainstream platform.

Offline Charliehutton

Looks like the OP is just ignoring this thread and has moved on searching for his next pale victim.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=345277.msg3575634#msg3575634

Fuck me, Kandi Krush? If she says it's Thursday, it's fucking Thursday.

Offline hunkybc

Im wondering if the OP is just living a weird fantasy...we need answers.  OP where are you!?

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I don’t understand why would he be looking for another pale girl, did he not meet the girl of his dreams according to the last paragraph of this review.

Bollocks, just as I thought.

Dream on.

Offline mr.bluesky

As a matter of interest, OP, what was the porn you wanted to watch? I presume it wasn't any run-of-the-mill stuff as a recent innovation at VH is to put a telly in each room, which shows porn non-stop. Why anybody would want to watch when they're paying the thick end of £200 for an hour with the real thing I wouldn't know, and I always switch it off, but it's there for anybody who wants it.

That's a good point Charlie,  most of the rooms do have tv's ( televisions not transvestites  :D) in them showing porn films and like you say why bother watching them when you have the real thing in front of your very eyes. I find it too much of a distraction so don't bother, besides it's too difficult to watch it when you've got your tongue tonsil deep in her gash.

Offline Charliehutton

we need answers.  OP where are you!?

Probably tossing off his ketchup onto a big, juicy steak....

Offline Ransom

Oh my days  :D this is one of my favourite reviews ever! Please don’t let it be your last!

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If you get off on lots of light, leave the laptop, take a miners helmet.

Offline mancsguy1975

I dont know whats more entertaining - the "review" (unique)... or the replies  :D :D :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If you get off on lots of light, leave the laptop, take a miners helmet.

 :lol:

Offline Ste1977

As someone who occasionally likes to go "off piste" in terms of a punt I find introducing a topic in a lighthearted friendly way usually opens the door to allsorts of fun. Being demanding and inflexible will rarely work.

Offline tigerbiker

The reviewer sounds like "Mr Logic" who appears in the humorous periodical Viz.


Offline Talbear

You OP sound like a prossies worst nightmare  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Offline Mutinyonthecounty

The reviewer sounds like "Mr Logic" who appears in the humorous periodical Viz.

I’ve just gone back and re-read it prompted by your post. It is genuinely one of the (unintentionally) funniest reviews I have ever read on this forum.

Offline Ransom

I’ve just gone back and re-read it prompted by your post. It is genuinely one of the (unintentionally) funniest reviews I have ever read on this forum.

Me too  :D :D :D