Scorpio Edinburgh shut?

[Ali243]

Door locked is that it closed?

[Jayf]

I've past it a few times and it's always been closed

[GlasgowMan]

"Death of a Scorpio"

Only Willie Loman could answer that.

[willie loman]

he doesnt open when he lacks staff, at present he only has 3 girls , paula ,a romanian milf,  natalie scottish milf,, tanya,thai milf, plus the odd random,dionne, scottie milf, maya young scot, so it has indeed been closed often in the last 3 months, hopefully it will open tomorrow . he has brought this on himself, no girls , so no customers, new girl turns up, makes nothing so dissappears,

[VolapUK]

thai milf

And I knew about this just now? 

[Massagetugga]

And I knew about this just now? 

Never been to sauna’s for donkeys years now myself but I’m sure she was there a VERY long time ago now. So I guess she’s turned into a MILF or maybe even GILF 

[willie loman]

Never been to sauna’s for donkeys years now myself but I’m sure she was there a VERY long time ago now. So I guess she’s turned into a MILF or maybe even GILF 

she doesnt look it, but over 50,

[Jock D]

she doesnt look it, but over 50,

Is that the same one, that used to do the ice cube trick...many, many moons ago?

[willie loman]

Is that the same one, that used to do the ice cube trick...many, many moons ago?

no idea, it never came up in the couple of meets with her, though she suggested doing something with a dildoe and her bottom, which i inexplicably showed no interest in.

[Jock D]

no idea, it never came up in the couple of meets with her, though she suggested doing something with a dildoe and her bottom, which i inexplicably showed no interest in.

It was so long ago, that I might be mixing up my saunas...think it may have been London St

[willie loman]

It was so long ago, that I might be mixing up my saunas...think it may have been London St

well london st did in fact have an ice machine.

[Jock D]

Aye, probably was London St, then...

[Wonderwall88]

What is Natalie like?

[willie loman]

What is Natalie like?

lookswise poor, sometimes you can hit the jackpot with this sort of milf, but not in her case, poor skill set.

[Ali243]

Google search says permanently closed no answer on phone

[Matrix]

Be interesting to see how the inevitable sauna closures will affect Edinburgh's lack of a red light district and the overall safety of a lot of local wg's. There are far smaller cities with red light issues and our council used to handle the issue far better.

Definitely another case of be careful who you vote for... OOPS! TOO LATE! 

[willie loman]

Be interesting to see how the inevitable sauna closures will affect Edinburgh's lack of a red light district and the overall safety of a lot of local wg's. There are far smaller cities with red light issues and our council used to handle the issue far better.

Definitely another case of be careful who you vote for... OOPS! TOO LATE! 

what a daft post, even by your standards.

[Massagetugga]

Without wanting to get in the way of Matrix and willie’s handbag swinging matches, what was the ice cube trick the Thai did?

[Matrix]

what a daft post, even by your standards.

Would you care to explain why, Willie? 

[willie loman]

Would you care to explain why, Willie? 

when the saunas closed during lockdown, the girls went on to adultwork, why would a cash cow like blair st or the new town close?

[Matrix]

when the saunas closed during lockdown, the girls went on to adultwork, why would a cash cow like blair st or the new town close?

It'll probably last for a few years more but the sauna scene here is dying. Any decent girl can make far more online and doesn't have to share the proceeds. Most folk aren't interested in Run of the mill, zero service Roms or Stoned "Milfs" from Glasgow. They did used to be very convenient, but they turned awful years ago.  Once that goes, the hopeless/desperate ones will venture back on the street.

Hopefully you can muster an intelligent response.

[willie loman]

It'll probably last for a few years more but the sauna scene here is dying. Any decent girl can make far more online and doesn't have to share the proceeds. Most folk aren't interested in Run of the mill, zero service Roms or Stoned "Milfs" from Glasgow. They did used to be very convenient, but they turned awful years ago.  Once that goes, the hopeless/desperate ones will venture back on the street.

Hopefully you can muster an intelligent response.

that is your opinion, if it was true, saunas would have no staff and no customers, they are actually thriving, and busier than ever, there is a shortage of staff, as they can only employ girls who have the right to work, unlike the flats where the ryanair hookers fly in do a few days and fly out. there are no desperate girls or hopeless girls, you have spent too much time reading the readers digest. is a glasgow milf more downmarket than an edinburgh milf? plenty of young girls in the new town these days, by that i mean under thirty.

[Matrix]

that is your opinion, if it was true, saunas would have no staff and no customers, they are actually thriving, and busier than ever, there is a shortage of staff, as they can only employ girls who have the right to work, unlike the flats where the ryanair hookers fly in do a few days and fly out. there are no desperate girls or hopeless girls, you have spent too much time reading the readers digest. is a glasgow milf more downmarket than an edinburgh milf? plenty of young girls in the new town these days, by that i mean under thirty.

What are we down to now, 2 is it?

It's strange how the closure of LSS and Scorpio wasn't foretold. Maybe someone with some knowledge on the scene mightve seen it coming. I hear prices will be dropping soon as well...

[willie loman]

What are we down to now, 2 is it?

It's strange how the closure of LSS and Scorpio wasn't foretold. Maybe someone with some knowledge on the scene mightve seen it coming. I hear prices will be dropping soon as well...

3 plus who says scorpio is shut for good?

[willie loman]

What are we down to now, 2 is it?

It's strange how the closure of LSS and Scorpio wasn't foretold. Maybe someone with some knowledge on the scene mightve seen it coming. I hear prices will be dropping soon as well...

i dont know why you are bothered about saunas, you prefer girls from the third world who are working here illegally.

[Matrix]

i dont know why you are bothered about saunas, you prefer girls from the third world who are working here illegally.

This from the Dolt who rents his property to these very girls as you freely admit on this forum.   

You should thank me. One day you'll be able to afford those shower repairs. 

That does make the broken record routine look even sillier than usual. 

Another thread that you've managed to derail during a lunar phase, although you've been after an argument with me again for some time. Hope it was worth it. 

Look on the bright side. There's always off-topic! 

[Matrix]

Ah! I forgot Carols. I think most folk have. The first web search I find on it, says that it's open 24 hours. Must be making a comeback.

2 open saunas and a "staff shortage". Sounds legit.

I think girls will tire of working from private flats, decide to not only work in saunas, but will do so for less than they get now.

Well, I would if I changed my initials to W L   

Also I do see foreign girls, sometimes as young as 20 something, from private accommodation, from time to time. I think some other forum members do too. They however, don't have their own personal scribe.

Here's a question;

Does anyone with any inside knowledge know if Scorpio will reopen? 

I think it's been slowly dying for years. Had visited it hundreds of times in the past.

[willie loman]

Ah! I forgot Carols. I think most folk have. The first web search I find on it, says that it's open 24 hours. Must be making a comeback.

2 open saunas and a "staff shortage". Sounds legit.

I think girls will tire of working from private flats, decide to not only work in saunas, but will do so for less than they get now.

Well, I would if I changed my initials to W L   

Also I do see foreign girls, sometimes as young as 20 something, from private accommodation, from time to time. I think some other forum members do too. They however, don't have their own personal scribe.

Here's a question;

Does anyone with any inside knowledge know if Scorpio will reopen? 

I think it's been slowly dying for years. Had visited it hundreds of times in the past.

almost all your reviews which are dismally repetitive are about your overpriced encounters with brasilians who rarely speak english

[Matrix]

Come to think of it, we hardly even see any sauna reviews these days. I think we've only had 1 in a few months and maybe 7 or 8 this year. They and reviews from Edinburgh seem to be drying up.

I suppose the thing is, if they were actually still worth going to, I may throw the odd bone, in the way of a review, once in a while.

Can anyone remember the last time we had a Scorpio review and will we see the place "return to it's former glory"?

[willie loman]

Come to think of it, we hardly even see any sauna reviews these days. I think we've only had 1 in a few months and maybe 7 or 8 this year. They and reviews from Edinburgh seem to be drying up.

I suppose the thing is, if they were actually still worth going to, I may throw the odd bone, in the way of a review, once in a while.

Can anyone remember the last time we had a Scorpio review and will we see the place "return to it's former glory"?

you have claimed more than once that you have made more than 1000 visits to edinburgh saunas, yet have never written one review , curious given how much you enjoy describing your antics.

[Matrix]

you have claimed more than once that you have made more than 1000 visits to edinburgh saunas, yet have never written one review , curious given how much you enjoy describing your antics.

Bollocks I've written as many as you have, in the last 4 years.

Will you ever tire of mak8ng yourself look daft?

[willie loman]

Bollocks I've written as many as you have, in the last 4 years.

Will you ever tire of mak8ng yourself look daft?

a sauna review? of your more than 1000- visits.

[Matrix]

you have claimed more than once that you have made more than 1000 visits to edinburgh saunas, yet have never written one review , curious given how much you enjoy describing your antics.

Never had you as a base liar, Willie.

You should probably retract it as there is evidence to the contrary.

Also, reviews must be within 6 months.

One must assume that you lie about receiving services twice a week.

Thanks for derailing yet another thread with your stupidity.

[Squire Haggard]

I noticed today that Scorpio has been changed on Google from permanently closed to temporarily closed. Maybe there's still a chance for Ian Haig's banter  to be heard in the lounge again. He once said to me ''I  used to be in the meat trade, you know''.........''still in the meat trade.''  ''This place used to be a bakery''...........''its still selling tarts.''  I can remember a girl sitting near us in the lounge, not looking too pleased.
I was last there about a decade ago. Maybe he's retiring and selling it? As others have said, with  so many girls working independently, there's less need for saunas than when they first opened.

[Matrix]

I noticed today that Scorpio has been changed on Google from permanently closed to temporarily closed. Maybe there's still a chance for Ian Haig's banter  to be heard in the lounge again. He once said to me ''I  used to be in the meat trade, you know''.........''still in the meat trade.''  ''This place used to be a bakery''...........''its still selling tarts.''  I can remember a girl sitting near us in the lounge, not looking too pleased.
I was last there about a decade ago. Maybe he's retiring and selling it? As others have said, with  so many girls working independently, there's less need for saunas than when they first opened.

I'd love then to get back to where they were 15/20 years ago but it's not looking likely

[Massagetugga]

I'd love then to get back to where they were 15/20 years ago but it's not looking likely

Might be a fun thread with thoughts on which AW indy’s you’d like to see sitting in the lounge of a new sauna 

The Haig’s must be about retiring, surely.

[Matrix]

Might be a fun thread with thoughts on which AW indy’s you’d like to see sitting in the lounge of a new sauna 

The Haig’s must be about retiring, surely.

I can think of several. I've almost forgotten the lovely awkwardness of not getting caught by your regular, when you fancy something new and all the death stares that go with it. 

[willie loman]

Never had you as a base liar, Willie.

You should probably retract it as there is evidence to the contrary.

Also, reviews must be within 6 months.

One must assume that you lie about receiving services twice a week.

Thanks for derailing yet another thread with your stupidity.

you havent reviewed a girl in a sauna to my knowledge, you havent even been in a sauna for years, yet you bang on about them every week.

[Matrix]

That just goes to show that your knowledge isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

Me talking every week about saunas is another overstatement, however this is a forum for discussing such things, I'll have you know. 

Thanks for the entertainment. 

It seems some folk are taking the sauna closures better than others.

[willie loman]

That just goes to show that your knowledge isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

Thanks for the entertainment. 

It seems some folk are taking the sauna closures better than others.

it would have been easier for you to answer the question.

[Matrix]

it would have been easier for you to answer the question.

What question?

Why are we going over this again?

You relentlessly state that you disapprove of my reviews, yet you keep asking me for more.   

You could just save us all the boredom and cut to the chase.

What do you want and why?

Also, do be nice and retract your lies. 

[willie loman]

What question?

Why are we going over this again?

You relentlessly state that you disapprove of my reviews, yet you keep asking me for more.   

You could just save us all the boredom and cut to the chase.

What do you want and why?

you are playing daft laddies here, you know i am asking about your claim to have visited saunas over 1000 times, yet you havent reviewed one of these encounters, you sound off about how crap saunas are every week, but havent visited one for years, how difficult is it to understand this point?

Also, do be nice and retract your lies. 

[Matrix]

 

Well, as we can all see, I did try.

Thank you for playing. 

[willie loman]

Well, as we can all see, I did try.

Thank you for playing. 

i suspect we wont be hearing any more of your opinions on saunas for a while, you have been invited several times to demonstrate any recent knowledge of  them, but you have been evasive to put it mildly, why do you persist on elbowing your way on to threads about saunas when you are clueless on the topic?

[Matrix]

At the rate this thread is going, we probably won't be hearing anything other than your opinion.

I'll comment wherever I please. Feel free to do the same. Try to stop fibbing. It sullies the forum.

[willie loman]

At the rate this thread is going, we probably won't be hearing anything other than your opinion.

I'll comment wherever I please. Feel free to do the same. Try to stop fibbing. It sullies the forum.

my opinion is based on knowledge.

[Matrix]

my opinion is based on knowledge.

With 2 reviews on your expert subject in 4 years!!! 

I know someone else who's written a couple of sauna reviews in the past few years.

I think you've just hammered home how utterly daft you're being, just in case you hadn't made it absolutely clear already.

Lounge-Lizard, Loman, indeed.

Guess I'll have to write some sauna reviews for anyone to take my opinion on saunas seriously. WHOOSH!   

[willie loman]

With 2 reviews on your expert subject in 4 years!!! 

I know someone else who's written a couple of sauna reviews in the past few years.

I think you've just hammered home how utterly daft you're being, just in case you hadn't made it absolutely clear already.

Lounge-Lizard, Loman, indeed.

Guess I'll have to write some sauna reviews for anyone to take my opinion on saunas seriously. WHOOSH!   

look forward to reading them, always good to know which sauna girl take a "good pounding" or even "a good old fashioned pounding", and remember to go "balls deep".

[Matrix]

look forward to reading them, always good to know which sauna girl take a "good pounding" or even "a good old fashioned pounding", and remember to go "balls deep".

You too, Pal.

Thanks for the tip. 

See?

It was worth it in the end. 

[Cactus]

Sorry to break up the flirting… I drove past Scorpio tonight around 6ish & the shutters were up, so something was happening.