x Sweet CHANTELLE - Bermondsey - The best of the best

[davidarold90]

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Chantelle already have a lot of reviews here and on AW.
But I want to share my experience to describe how good she is. 
For me there should be a super positive rating for her.

2h booking
Services: Massage + CIM + OWO + FK (not deep but with a bit of tongue) + Sex
Price paid: 220GBP

Appearance:
Picture original, her face is really cute. I love her
Nice soft tits
Age: 35/40 - It does not matter for her. Really cute and Sexy. Fake boobs not well done, maybe she was better with her natural size.

Pro:
Good communication via SMS
Good massage
Amazing value for the money compared with the competition
Good english
Real GFE
Chatty, which I loved
Amazing OWO
Body overall looks amazing for her age. I believe she is near 40. But as I said does not matter for her.
She knows how to be an escort for sure

Con:
She was faking sex too much IMO
At the end I noticed a bit of clock watcher and a lack of attention. Maybe she was a bit tired. Anyway it happen the last 10min or so, it did not bother me that much

Session:
She started with a good massage for my back, a bit more than average.
Then an amazing OWO + CIM. The best I got so far.
Another Chat + massage. I love to speak with her. Really sociable, important for me otherwise I wouldn't be comfortable.
Warm up my friend a bit and we had sex missionary.
Kissing with a bit of tongue here and there.
I did not explore fingering and oral on her.  She did not give me the opportunity and I did not bother to ask, I was already happy.

Conclusion:
A must, I would love to say. Good rates and services, maybe the best on my personal experience. 
Will see her in the future for sure.
Thank you community for getting me know her! 

[LLPunting]

Really OP?

This is a reasonable review because you "love her" (in so many ways for so many things including SP failings) despite the even to you noticeably faked performance and curtailing of time?

Good luck with your EAS, may your wallet be deeper than your foolishness and Chantelle continue to love emptying it, despite her increasing reservations.

[davidarold90]

Really OP?

This is a reasonable review because you "love her" (in so many ways for so many things including SP failings) despite the even to you noticeably faked performance and curtailing of time?

Good luck with your EAS, may your wallet be deeper than your foolishness and Chantelle continue to love emptying it, despite her increasing reservations.

I said that was a bit tired the last 10 minutes and she watched the clock. She did not cut anything.
About the fake sex, there is nothing I can do here. She cannot forced to like sex with me or come with me. She faked and I noticed, but this is her job. How can I be upset about this?

I am not a fool, I like her and her services satisfied me. Then about loving her, come on is not a real love, just I wanted to express that I loved our session. Quite basic here. I do not love escort.

Then not really sure what EAS or OP means

[bedhedred]

She always sets an alarm. If I am still pumping away when it starts going off then I tend to get a bit stressed, but can usually dash to the finish line. 😅

[webpunter]

Oh bless

Same old dingy council high rise ?

If you are lucky on repeat visits you'll get to meet the yoofs [& their dogs] of the Bermondsey 'massif'

I love her

Thank you community for getting me know her! 

[The_Don]

not really sure what EAS or OP means

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[Bangman]

Yikes, she is ageing, still looks great. I'll still fuck her a few more years with that body, service and price.

[The_Don]

Same old dingy council high rise ?

For some reason that reminds me of (high rise cuisine) 


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If you are lucky on repeat visits you'll get to meet the yoofs [& their dogs] of the Bermondsey 'massif'

wonder if , they know Kersal Massive versus Persil Massive 1/3


 

[Fuzzyduck]

Oh bless

Same old dingy council high rise ?

If you are lucky on repeat visits you'll get to meet the yoofs [& their dogs] of the Bermondsey 'massif'

I was a bit wary seeing Chantelle again after reading that review from a punter who got some bantz from the massif but I've been a few times this year and have hardly seen anyone. That said, OP might stand out with the big bunch of flowers he'll be carrying and the goofy look on his face.

[whoya.kiddin]

David Arald, thanks for your review.  Chantelle has been on my hot list coming up 10 years.  She is not the most exciting or the best looking but she is a benchmark of looks and services at a price that is hard to beat.  I challenge any of your critics to offer examples that are a better combination of looks, service and value in central London - for the good of us all!

[webpunter]

If xSC comes on here then her increasing reservations might sky rocket
When she reads 'i love her' 
A two hour session wont be the norm & she'll be able to narrow down which punter it is likely to be
A loved up puppy wagging its tail will stand out a mile to a seasoned pro
What a quandry for her - dealing with romeo vs £££ 
A reasonable chance that she'll block the OP coz she's got a steady stream of existing + new punters
& doesnt need the grief that she knows comes with EAS
As they say 'love conquers all' including a council riser in a shit location with the Bermondsey massif in tow 

Good luck with your EAS, may your wallet be deeper than your foolishness and Chantelle continue to love emptying it, despite her increasing reservations.

[webpunter]

 

For some reason that reminds me of (high rise cuisine) 


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wonder if , they know Kersal Massive versus Persil Massive 1/3

I'm thinking east or west ?
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How young does Martin freeman look?
On bout 1'30" rozzers in an astra come into view & he refers to them as the 'LAPD'
You can tell the programme is two decades old as yoofs now refer to em as 'feds' 
How the fuck the two of em didn't start laarfing when doin the rappin at the end i have no idea
They must have had to do more than one take

[The_Don]

I'm thinking east or west ?
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How young does Martin freeman look?
On bout 1'30" rozzers in an astra come into view & he refers to them as the 'LAPD'
You can tell the programme is two decades old as yoofs now refer to em as 'feds' 
How the fuck the two of em didn't start laarfing when doin the rappin at the end i have no idea
They must have had to do more than one take

Yep, been watching clips of ALI G on youtube this week, still makes me     I used to have that film on VHS and DVD.

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[davidarold90]

Not sure what is the problem if an escort can understand who is the client behind a review. Really I don't see a problem here. If I will go back and she does not provide the same services then goodbye and a negative review will follow. It is the basic, I pay X for Y list of services. If the escort goes over my expectations then I am happy and this case I loved our session.
Or maybe just because I am not native English and I use the word love to express over positive things. Don't know. 

Ahaha guys you need to chill a bit. Don't worry I won't marry her anytime soon. If so I will invite some of you as best mates, I promise.

[iq129]

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For me there should be a super positive rating for her.

Fake boobs not well done.

She was faking sex too much

At the end I noticed a bit of clock watcher and a lack of attention.

Kissing with a bit of tongue here and there.

I did not explore fingering and oral on her.  She did not give me the opportunity ….

Wow! So this review is actually not just a positive review but a super positive one!

The lady is the best of the best despite badly done fake boobs, faking sex, mediocre kissing, clock watching and lack of attention!

If the best of the best escorts are like this, then I wonder what the not so good ones would be like!

This review has got to be the strangest review ever posted on UK Punting. Is the OP so easily satisfied?

Reviews like this one discourages ladies to provide a decent service. Why should they bother if clients like the OP are so happy and satisfied despite all the clock watching, being shortchanged, etc.

[iq129]

Really OP?

This is a reasonable review because you "love her" (in so many ways for so many things including SP failings) despite the even to you noticeably faked performance and curtailing of time?

Good luck with your EAS, may your wallet be deeper than your foolishness and Chantelle continue to love emptying it, despite her increasing reservations.

The words in bold font are beyond perfection. They are superbly chosen. Poetry at it best!

[davidarold90]

Wow! So this review is actually not just a positive review but a super positive one!

The lady is the best of the best despite badly done fake boobs, faking sex, mediocre kissing, clock watching and lack of attention!

If the best of the best escorts are like this, then I wonder what the not so good ones would be like!

This review has got to be the strangest review ever posted on UK Punting. Is the OP so easily satisfied?

Reviews like this one discourages ladies to provide a decent service. Why should they bother if clients like the OP are so happy and satisfied despite all the clock watching, being shortchanged, etc.

Uffff so painful this thread. You know my review like this discourages her.... Kissing was fine what to do want to taste her tonsils? Then I don't want to repeat the things wrote above again.

This is my review, to help you decide if you would like to spend time with her. If you feel you won't satisfied don't go. That easy. I won't bother to check this thread. The things I wanted to say are there. Then are just opinions to me as you don't ask for extras information or an extra clarification. See you at the my next escort love

[iq129]

Uffff so painful this thread. You know my review like this discourages her.... Kissing was fine what to do want to taste her tonsils? Then I don't want to repeat the things wrote above again.

This is my review, to help you decide if you would like to spend time with her. If you feel you won't satisfied don't go. That easy. I won't bother to check this thread. The things I wanted to say are there. Then are just opinions to me as you don't ask for extras information or an extra clarification. See you at the my next escort love

As long as you are happy, then this is what counts. Enjoy punting.

[leatherlover]

I did not explore fingering and oral on her.

In my punts with her, no fingering but oral is OK - although she doesn't react at all.

Defo clock watcher though.

[webpunter]

Given no reaction have you ever thought about your technique ?
Her watching the clock ticking by slowly as you are down there
Lapping like a thirsty dog at a bowl of water on a hot summers day
 

In my punts with her, no fingering but oral is OK - although she doesn't react at all.

Defo clock watcher though.

[danso]

I have to agree with the now negative reviews as I have also been very disappointed with the service and time watching.
I honestly thought it was just me as its happened several times.

Its getting so bad I said I wont go back!  https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/dash2.gif

The sudden get up and stop attitude is rather aggressive and kills the punt to a disappointment. and the lack of emotion doesn't help.so reflecting back I have to admit to the previous Reviews as described  all the clock watching, being short changed, etc. is not far wrong.

[Fuzzyduck]

I have to agree with the now negative reviews as I have also been very disappointed with the service and time watching.
I honestly thought it was just me as its happened several times.

Its getting so bad I said I wont go back!  https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/dash2.gif

The sudden get up and stop attitude is rather aggressive and kills the punt to a disappointment. and the lack of emotion doesn't help.so reflecting back I have to admit to the previous Reviews as described  all the clock watching, being short changed, etc. is not far wrong.

And what happened to your review of all this?

[Mario7769]

Wow! So this review is actually not just a positive review but a super positive one!

The lady is the best of the best despite badly done fake boobs, faking sex, mediocre kissing, clock watching and lack of attention!

If the best of the best escorts are like this, then I wonder what the not so good ones would be like!

This review has got to be the strangest review ever posted on UK Punting. Is the OP so easily satisfied?

Reviews like this one discourages ladies to provide a decent service. Why should they bother if clients like the OP are so happy and satisfied despite all the clock watching, being shortchanged, etc.

This is why I will never stop shaming punters who continue to blow up these SPs and their already ridiculously overinflated ego. It ruins things for the rest of us because they can continue terrible habits like ghosting when you get to the location, refusing services and downright bitchiness. So many punters here have no shame and reward SPs with "high neutral" for refusing services just because they nutted in a condom in a hot woman they like the look of. We just never get consistently impartial reviews, even in a place like this.

It kind of makes me wish we would have a new board for reviews only accessible to punters over a certain amount of reviews. Even if it's more than what I have reviewed.

[bedhedred]

I can't believe the abuse the OP has had from forum members. Why not go and hunt down some leeches instead?  At least he did a review. 🤷‍♂️

[webpunter]

Just like you then, how did it start lover boy? 

Uffff so painful this thread

See if you get another booking, she might well be discouraged

If you dont want to repeat stuff you could send a message to Admin or a Moderator & ask for sections or the review to be removed.  Good luck !

Uffff so painful this thread

You know my review like this discourages her.... Kissing was fine what to do want to taste her tonsils? Then I don't want to repeat the things wrote above again.

Just one final clarification please
Are you going to do a revisit & turn up with an engagement ring to propose marriage? 
Make sure that the Bermondsey massif dont steal this !

Then are just opinions to me as you don't ask for extras information or an extra clarification

Simply the best, the best of the best 

[webpunter]

Its shocking

I can't believe the abuse the OP has had from forum members

[whoya.kiddin]

I can't believe the abuse the OP has had from forum members. Why not go and hunt down some leeches instead?  At least he did a review. 🤷‍♂️

Agreed - this is some seriously bad bullshit and the fact that it is coming from forum helpers makes it so much worse.  This is not in the best interest of punters at all.

[iq129]

The Chinese would love this post count.

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[Leaveitout]

I can't believe the abuse the OP has had from forum members. Why not go and hunt down some leeches instead?  At least he did a review. 🤷‍♂️

100% agree, it wasn't even a poor review to warrant it, people are just latching onto the fact he used the word 'love' when we all know he didn't mean it in the literal sense (I hope). I think its this type of chastising that puts people off of leaving reviews and make them think its better to be a leecher

[PatMacGroin]

For my 2 pence worth, this is the funniest review thread I've read in a while! Reminded of some of the ones I enjoyed reading when I first joined UKP. 

[PatMacGroin]

David Arald, thanks for your review.  Chantelle has been on my hot list coming up 10 years.  She is not the most exciting or the best looking but she is a benchmark of looks and services at a price that is hard to beat.  I challenge any of your critics to offer examples that are a better combination of looks, service and value in central London - for the good of us all!

I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the OP's positive rating. Her review count speaks for itself. After nearly a decade on the job (possibly longer?), I would almost be surprised if half the London UKP members haven't fucked her.

There's no need to come charging in to her defence on this thread.

Do you also have a touch of EAS? Does she also give you Happy Pants? 

[PatMacGroin]

I can't believe the abuse the OP has had from forum members. Why not go and hunt down some leeches instead?  At least he did a review. 🤷‍♂️

Agreed - this is some seriously bad bullshit and the fact that it is coming from forum helpers makes it so much worse.  This is not in the best interest of punters at all.

100% agree, it wasn't even a poor review to warrant it, people are just latching onto the fact he used the word 'love' when we all know he didn't mean it in the literal sense (I hope). I think its this type of chastising that puts people off of leaving reviews and make them think its better to be a leecher

Obviously, the OP's review was  very enthusiastic. He was bound to get prodded a bit, especially as a very new member.

By literally saying "I love her" there is no way he could escape without a bit of teasing. It's hardly abuse. If anyone is feeling a bit delicate and trying to suggest this is bullying, they should remember this is a mens forum about fucking women for money. It can get a bit robust.

Hopefully he can handle that and learn from the experience. No matter how great it seems, they don't love us and we should not fall in love with them. A lesson which is to the benefit of all punters. If he feel aggrieved he can go crying to SAAFE, see how much sympathy he gets there. 

[PatMacGroin]

Thanks for the review OP. 

If we are honest, we all love fucking Chantelle 

[PatMacGroin]

If xSC comes on here then her increasing reservations might sky rocket
When she reads 'i love her' 
A two hour session wont be the norm & she'll be able to narrow down which punter it is likely to be
A loved up puppy wagging its tail will stand out a mile to a seasoned pro
What a quandry for her - dealing with romeo vs £££ 
A reasonable chance that she'll block the OP coz she's got a steady stream of existing + new punters
& doesnt need the grief that she knows comes with EAS
As they say 'love conquers all' including a council riser in a shit location with the Bermondsey massif in tow 

Thanks for the tip, I'll hold off booking her again for a while. In case she expects me to arrive with roses.

[tantraman]

Appearance:
Picture original, her face is really cute. I love her
Nice soft tits
Age: 35/40 - It does not matter for her. Really cute and Sexy. Fake boobs not well done, maybe she was better with her natural size.

... as per photos collected here

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review OP. 

If we are honest, we all love fucking Chantelle 

Great set of posts, Pat. As you said, no-one is challenging the rating more that a punter can call out a number of weaknesses/failings with this SP yet still be totally cuntstruck. OP seems to have handled it much better than some other snowflakes on here.

[whoya.kiddin]

I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the OP's positive rating. Her review count speaks for itself. After nearly a decade on the job (possibly longer?), I would almost be surprised if half the London UKP members haven't fucked her.

There's no need to come charging in to her defence on this thread.

Do you also have a touch of EAS? Does she also give you Happy Pants? 

So I point out that "forum helpers" belittling the writer of detailed review is not in the best interest of punters.  I describe the SP in question as "not the best looking or the most exciting."

Then you respond by accusing me of having EAS?

[whoya.kiddin]

I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the OP's positive rating. Her review count speaks for itself. After nearly a decade on the job (possibly longer?), I would almost be surprised if half the London UKP members haven't fucked her.

There's no need to come charging in to her defence on this thread.

Do you also have a touch of EAS? Does she also give you Happy Pants? 

So I point out that "forum helpers" belittling the writer of detailed review is not in the best interest of punters.  I describe the SP in question as "not the best looking or the most exciting."

Then you respond by accusing me of having EAS?

[PatMacGroin]

So I point out that "forum helpers" belittling the writer of detailed review is not in the best interest of punters.  I describe the SP in question as "not the best looking or the most exciting."

Then you respond by accusing me of having EAS?

So important you had to post it twice?   

The comment you have quoted was regarding your challenge "to offer examples that are a better combination of looks, service and value in central London".

I responded to your outrage about a grown man being mildly teased in the subsequent post.

Maybe you are getting a bit confused? There's no need to get your Pants in a twist. The line with the EAS comment was also a bit tongue in cheek. I admit it can be hard to pick up on the tone of a textual forum post, which is why I included the " " emoji (something I usually try to avoid, but look to the first line of this comment for an example if that helps). If you struggle to identify sarcasm and teasing maybe you should read the posts a few times over before responding?

[whoya.kiddin]

Rediculing reviewers that post constructive content is not in the best interest of punters or this board.

[leatherlover]

Lapping like a thirsty dog at a bowl of water on a hot summers day

By jove, I think you've got it.

[Malvolio]

Rediculing reviewers that post constructive content is not in the best interest of punters or this board.

I think describing this SP as 'the best of the best' in the title of the review is some way beyond being constructive, given he goes on to describe how she clockwatched during the punt.  Suggesting the OP tones things down a bit is in my view in his long-term interest, and this board's too.

[iq129]

I think describing this SP as 'the best of the best' in the title of the review is some way beyond being constructive, given he goes on to describe how she clockwatched during the punt.  Suggesting the OP tones things down a bit is in my view in his long-term interest, and this board's too.

It is not just the title but also the conclusion which complements the title.

I had Chantelle high up on my hotlist, and when I saw the title I almost booked her without even reading the review. So yes the suggestion is definitely in this board’s interest if not the punter’s too.

[Meursault]

I can't believe the abuse the OP has had from forum members. Why not go and hunt down some leeches instead?  At least he did a review. 🤷‍♂️

+1 from me.
I personally suspect that this SP must be getting jaded now. I'll never know because I work with Bermz kids and am terrified of being spotted so don't punt in the area.
However, leave the man alone if he enjoyed himself.

[PatMacGroin]

I've just noticed that Chantelle's profile now states "I'm only here til 3rd of June".

I've not noticed her using the closing down sale style tactic before.

What do we reckon...
a) Taking a Break?
b) Moving Location?
c) Retiring?
d) Just trying to drum up business?

[webpunter]

I've just noticed that Chantelle's profile now states "I'm only here til 3rd of June".

I've not noticed her using the closing down sale style tactic before.

What do we reckon...
a) Taking a Break?    long weekend or a week ?
b) Moving Location?  if only, she'd have to try hard to find a more shite location.  Ditch the Bermondsey Massif
c) Retiring?   given that on Awank since 2016 think this would have got a mention & a longer timeline & she's got form for this
d) Just trying to drum up business?  yep

[Fuzzyduck]

I've just noticed that Chantelle's profile now states "I'm only here til 3rd of June".

I've not noticed her using the closing down sale style tactic before.

What do we reckon...
a) Taking a Break?
b) Moving Location?
c) Retiring?
d) Just trying to drum up business?

I think she has aspirations to retire. She told me a couple of months ago that she intends to go back to Poland in the summer with a view to getting "a proper job", but she doesn't know how it will go. My expectation is that she'll disappear for a couple of months and be back but I hope she makes it stick.

However, it's very believable that she's just whipping up some holiday money before a short break.

[The_Don]

I think she has aspirations to retire. She told me a couple of months ago that she intends to go back to Poland in the summer with a view to getting "a proper job", but she doesn't know how it will go. My expectation is that she'll disappear for a couple of months and be back but I hope she makes it stick.

However, it's very believable that she's just whipping up some holiday money before a short break.

May be 'x Sweet CHANTELLE' will or will not be back.    

I punted her back in 2015 and have never returned.

Would I visit again:   


I will add,

No FK, no DT (not even attempted). Not really GFE (IMO) and a lack of interaction or reaction. She seemed to be going though the motions.

I left this punt feeling underwhelmed.
 

I remember another Polish W/G (good service and attitude + VFM). Who I punted in the double figures (reviewed as well, by a number of different members). She stated a good job offer had come up, back in Poland and she had started packing, to go for it. I punted her, on that last day back in 2017. iirc, since then I've not seen another one of her profiles (she had a few). If she did return as a W/G, I would try and book again. 

 

[The_Don]

I've just noticed that Chantelle's profile now states "I'm only here til 3rd of June".

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[whoya.kiddin]

I think she has aspirations to retire. She told me a couple of months ago that she intends to go back to Poland in the summer with a view to getting "a proper job", but she doesn't know how it will go. My expectation is that she'll disappear for a couple of months and be back but I hope she makes it stick.

However, it's very believable that she's just whipping up some holiday money before a short break.

She has said the same to me.  She was certainly less engaged last time I saw her and given the amount of time she has been working I expect her to disappear sometime soon.