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All the green reviews perked my interest, as it did with countless others, further reading of the (lack of) details and qualified replies and comments tempered my expectations but given the general dearth of new talent I decided to go see and at worst decline and leave for plan B/C (already d'q'd Sofia_Ass given her lack of services and ropey manner).

Comms were easy and prompt.  Had expected to be told she was all booked up but my original requested time and subsequent re-schedule were accepted readily with short but positive "Yes baby x" type replies.

Arrived early to see what turned out to be her and Sofia getting out of a Silver Merc estate escorted by a burly, crop-haired bruiser.  I walked out of sight-lines before texting I was there, promptly invited in.

Location/Premises :
Flat is in a new build estate of mid-rise blocks, area seems pretty safe a little bit of a walk from the DLR at Woolwich.
Corridor, bedroom and ensuite all maintained quite well considering the abuse it's getting as a rental.  Fag burns in the carpet and the lack of soft furnishings and wall-dressing show the owners aren't so bothered about the occupants.  Double divan bed had a decent pair of mattresses covered by functional sheets which may or may not last a busy day.  Ensuite shower bathroom cluttered with her toiletries and her used towels on the floor and heater, no sign of fresh towels.

Attitude and looks:
Her greeting was desultory, she wasn't made up and dressed in unflattering baggy tee and sweatpants.  This, despite it being several hours since comms first started and she'd apparently had at least one visitor already.  Pale, ordinary face without the tan and contouring of the photos, not a head-turner.  Her full boobs and slender frame are eye-catching but nothing uncommon as attested to by all the similar bodies I noticed on my hour-plus way home, though uncomfortably mostly attached to the skinny schoolgirls of the region, most every adult female was less prime but many were more sexy looking because their resting faces weren't so bitchy.

She's around 5'5, size 4-6, slender because of youth and blessings not particular effort.  The boobs are a great size and shape, the pale unresponsive small nips a letdown.  She has a small pert arse and her skin is soft, warm and smooth.  A small belly piercing, the tat on her forearm is a bit naff but possibly meaningful to her, I didn't ask, her chilly vibe discouraged making the effort to charm her. 
Long, brown hair is soft but needs a bit of care. 

Her English is good enough so the lack of a warm, welcoming or flirtatious convo was down to her personality/mood, this girl is no "professional".   :thumbsdown:

Definitely looks under 25, were it not for her mentioned experience as an SP she could pass being as young as 18, assuming she wasn't brought into this life illegally.  Her demeanour reflects someone maybe a couple of years into adulthood.

She likes to vape, it was more present in her hand than her phone.  She didn't ask if I minded, all just part of her self-absorption.

Session:
Any kissing is +20, OWO +20, again her attitude didn't invite me asking about the price of other fun, 1 hour agreed with OWO, part of me saw my cash burning as I handed it over.  She cast off her clothes without trying to engage in any pre-amble, got on the bed and very matter of factly wiped me before leaning over to try and raise my pecker with her mouth (she'd done nothing to raise his attention thus far).  Basic head bobbing with no particular care or variation and taking barely more than half my length in.  The kind of begrudging head that beats a rise out of you through persistence.  Little credit to her that it wasn't toothy.  She does however moan about pre-cum, inopportunely warns you not to CIM mid stride and complains about pubes although I'm pretty sure what she was spitting about was either her hair or bed fluff.  After just a few mins I was "ready" and she immediately reaches for the dom intending to mount.  This girl is all about the "get it done".  Waved that off and told her there was no rush.   :thumbsdown:

Her puss is mid-sized with tidy lips, nothing meaty but no tiny mouse ear either.  Her clit is hidden by a fairly fleshy hood and doesn't swell much even when her pussy creams up.  Fairly snug entrance unspoilt by child-birth, she took 2 then 3 gently probing and stimulating fingers.  Her unconvincing moans and compliments belie that she's not one to readily get lost in the moment.  Let a first knuckle, single digit probe into her A which was pulsing and clenching responsively before she recovered her senses and told me to desist.   :unknown:

More meh and moany owo to re-raise the flag and then on with dom and she hopped on CG.  She put in all of a couple of mins of half-decent twerking before I took over most of the thrusting and guiding her pert arse down onto me.  She was just there getting it done, no offering or encouragement about attending to her splendid boobs.  To be honest apart from sitting there marvelling whilst weighing them in your hands she does nothing to seduce or mesmerize you with them, the unresponsive nips don't even betray anything of her sensations.   :thumbsdown:

First pop and she hops off quick sharp and nods me to the wet wipes whilst she heads out of the room.  I check the time, we're halfway.  She returns and starts to get dressed, I tell her we still have plenty of time, she seems surprised and again exits to go check.  On return I offer her the option to curtail and refund or proceed.  She says she doesn't want me to leave (not in an inviting way).  She challenges me about popping again with about as much enthusiasm as one might ask a child to shit itself again.  Wet wiped again and complainingly mouthed my cock again but this time she quit after a couple of mins muttering being tired.  She reached for her vape.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Started some convo and she slowly relaxed and like with others she asked about Woolwich and other areas of London.  She has formed her bad opinions about blacks and the travellers in Ireland (apparently people in Belfast and Dublin also fall in this category).  That bigotry aside she said she found the multicultural Londoners gentler.  She doesn't seem to have a problem receiving other ethnicities but perhaps they aren't as willingly served as fellow Caucasians.  Conversationally away from the sex work she's a typical ignorant youth who isn't self-aware or considerate enough to bother with politeness.  With her dad being some 20 years older she views punters older than him somewhat with revulsion.   :dash:

When I left the premises just shy of the hour I thought I might rate this a meh Neutral but on reflection about all her service failures and the fact that an eyeful of juvenile titty and overweight, grubbily-dressed matrons bending over had me wanting more sex I was confirmed less than impressed.   :dash:

Conclusion:
She'd be no great loss to Woolwich if she left, let alone London.  There are plenty of similarly blessed bodies available for 150 or less and with services and attitudes that are somewhat if not significantly better and almost all more conveniently located.
The only reason to drop some cash on this one is if you're a trophy hunter needing 30 mins or less to fuck her carelessly to your satisfaction.  Probably why her impression of people around the UK and Ireland is the way it is.
Perhaps she did marvellous things to our friends in Cambridge but whatever service she offered there I found no evidence of it here.
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Errm, that's not her in the photos GF, looks more like a mixed race SP!  She's definitely a pale white at present.  As the number's the same please add "B&S warning" to Title.  Thanks   :hi:

Her lips were nowhere near as duck-like as depicted.

N.B.  The VS profile spiel is complete and utter horse-shit.  She has zero sexual sophistication, probably get more allure out of a PG Tips chimp.

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Errm, that's not her GF.  If the number's the same then please add "B&S warning" to Title, if not please delete.  Thanks   :hi:
Yes,same phone number,will add as you requested to title. :thumbsup:

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Yes,same phone number,will add as you requested to title. :thumbsup:

Much arse grassy...   :hi:


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As soon as she moved to London her service has gone bad ... or these essex lot are easily pleased  :lol:

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As soon as she moved to London her service has gone bad ... or these essex lot are easily pleased  :lol:

Listen Sonny!, Cambridge is not in bloody Essex! you should get out more!1

Bloody shame all the same, deteroiated and a vast rate of knots very sad:(

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As soon as she moved to London her service has gone bad ... or these essex lot are easily pleased  :lol:

A cactus can save your life in the desert but would you go at one if you were next to a pub?

Guess I touched a nerve, look what just turned up on a now binned number:

27/04/2022, 17:36 - +44 7593 174401: Hello! I saw on UKPUNTING your review. Haha , you are so stupid. I m the problem? I have a lot of customers in Cambridge , I’m a legend there and now you come to write a bad review about me. I was very nice with you, but you are obsessed about time. Probably you are alone, of course, nobody don t want to stay with you, you are so silly. You think that my customers will stop to visit me? You are so silly if you think that! My service is the best in town but when I see customers like you, my behaviour is changed.  You are just an fucking idiot , I m so sad because I should to fuck you in ass! Suck my dick you and all your family ! I hope you will die soon, fucking old ugly guy . Never in your life you will not fuck again a girl like me! Go to fuck a pig or an dog like you! You can do that for free!
You was in my house and I was very friendly with you! You are just an fucking old man, I hope you will die soon because you are 0 in this world. Stay in house and make a masturbation, you are stupid ! Sick my dick , fuck you and your family if you have! I shit on you. 🥱💩🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
27/04/2022, 17:39 - +44 7593 174401: Fuck you !
27/04/2022, 17:39 - +44 7593 174401: Suck my dick
27/04/2022, 17:40 - +44 7593 174401: You can put what you want!!! I have my customers !! Hahaaa you will die soon 😂😂😂 in 10 years
27/04/2022, 17:40 - +44 7593 174401: And nobody don t cry for you
27/04/2022, 17:40 - +44 7593 174401: 😭😭😭😭
27/04/2022, 17:40 - +44 7593 174401: I can give you some money if you want to eat something
27/04/2022, 17:41 - +44 7593 174401: Go to fucking Croydon back
27/04/2022, 17:41 - +44 7593 174401: You are the same like this idiots from this area
27/04/2022, 17:41 - +44 7593 174401: I prefer a black guy more then you
27/04/2022, 17:41 - +44 7593 174401: You are just an shit

Yup, classy, "courtesan" indeed.  Did she read the whole review herself?  That'd be the most continuous attention she paid to me, I'm almost flattered.
You have been warned gents and fuckers, especially the over 40s and our Afro-heritage brethren over 11 stone who don't appreciate being shorted half their time paid and don't over-stay. 

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Omg! Fucking deranged! 🤣🤣🤣 The reviews must be having an effect 💪🖕

Almost a death threat! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm glad I didn't meet her. I was feeling sorry for myself yesterday and didn't get to meet anyone.

Today was a different story. Great sessions.
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A legend in cambridge  :lol: :lol:
That's not hard! its a diabolical punting ground!
I was vaguely tempted, when she was there, but the faff with parking (and cambridge in general) basically cooled any slight interest..... a legend in cambridge lol

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Was the attempt at humiliation included or extra babyyy xx :lol:

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@ Katalea's Pimp. You just lost my business too. What a scumbag.

Cheers for the review LLP.

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Was the attempt at humiliation included or extra babyyy xx :lol:

Part of her VIP loyalty rewards scheme so it's free.  She will no doubt go on trading just hopefully not benefiting from UKPers who don't consider her a legend.  I'm glad the known contributors from the lofty spires had a good time, perhaps others here and there still will if she's really on her toes about what good service actually is. 
Read into her response what you will.

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Part of her VIP loyalty rewards scheme so it's free.  She will no doubt go on trading just hopefully not benefiting from UKPers who don't consider her a legend.  I'm glad the known contributors from the lofty spires had a good time, perhaps others here and there still will if she's really on her toes about what good service actually is. 
Read into her response what you will.

She really roasted your old nuts!! :cool: :lol: :lol:
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She really roasted your old nuts!! :cool: :lol: :lol:

I dread to think what new vocab you'd have come up with having experienced her very nice, very friendly service.
My nuts are none the worse for wear and will be nestling quite blissfully on the chin of a more amiable and delightful SP soon enough.   ;)

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I dread to think what new vocab you'd have come up with having experienced her very nice, very friendly service.
My nuts are none the worse for wear and will be nestling quite blissfully on the chin of a more amiable and delightful SP soon enough.   ;)

Probably something along these lines.  :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=338537.0

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27/04/2022, 17:41 - +44 7593 174401: I prefer a black guy more then you

Ouch what did we do? Catching strays as usual  :D

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She’s a legend in Woolwich too

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She’s a legend in Woolwich too

The legend of the wicked witch time stealer. 😂
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The legend of the wicked witch time stealer. 😂

Hmmm, would it have been any better as a cosplay?...
Perhaps I should be recommending her for lovers of findom or passive aggressive degradation or those looking for the genuine been together too long experience (BTTLE)?

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I think that response has sealed her fate as far as many punters are concerned, me included. There's no way I would punt her again now.

What an arrogant entitled cunt.

I thought that this was one of the best reviews I've read in a long time (as are most of LLP's). Many of the things LLP experienced were the same as my experience, although I think I faired better.

I'm having second thoughts about giving her a positive review now🤔.

I'll endeavour to get it written up today.

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Let's face it. the only reason she has so many positive Cambridge reviews is because she was half decent....and Cambridge has nothing decent...most reviews read as a "meh" punt at one of the MK parlours IMO
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Better get in quick before she graduates.

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Thanks for the review LLP...she's much nearer to me down in Woolwich but think I'll give her a wide berth after that experience and subsequent comms...shame.

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Seems she "was" in Wollwich not gone of to the West Midlands!..


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Seems she "was" in Wollwich not gone of to the West Midlands!..


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The power of LLP and BHR's reviews  :D

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The power of LLP and BHR's reviews  :D

You're assuming that they have actually moved and not just parked the account whilst they go on holiday. No phone number showing and no log in since yesterday. Don't be surprised if they return to Woolwich

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You're assuming that they have actually moved and not just parked the account whilst they go on holiday. No phone number showing and no log in since yesterday. Don't be surprised if they return to Woolwich


Woolwich after Cambridge  :D, this was so predictable, they will be begging Sergei to get them out of Dodge  :lol:
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The power of LLP and BHR's reviews  :D

Ghosting reviews don't get much traction. Tbh I don't even post all of mine. I just chalk it up to experience. This one was different because they got the buzz going and then LLpunting got the 💩 service and the loco 😵abuse after.

They say "any publicity is good publicity" I doubt if this is career ending.

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Very well written review.  :thumbsup:

This tells you everything you need to know about the SP:

Thank you for taking the time to view my profile and get to know me a little better, perhaps you'll be one of the lucky few to enjoy my verifiably elite company

Never fails...

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If only she had actually used the line "I have a very specific set of skills..."  at least I would have had a chuckle happy ending.

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The power of LLP and BHR's reviews  :D

With any luck the reputable agencies will background check their new prospects to ensure they don't risk their rep hiring a turkey who doesn't gobble gobble.

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Woolwich after Cambridge  :D, this was so predictable, they will be begging Sergei to get them out of Dodge  :lol:

They had a silver Merc and driver at the ready, could be anywhere already.

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You're assuming that they have actually moved and not just parked the account whilst they go on holiday. No phone number showing and no log in since yesterday. Don't be surprised if they return to Woolwich

She said she might only be around a week so at most they've bailed on a week long A##bnb which given it's state (and her complaint about prices) wouldn't have been that pricey.

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A sound, informative and welcome review, LLP - funny observational work too.
Better luck next time

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Thanks LLP for the review on this one and the follow up posts.  Shameful from the pimp.

Had planned to see both of them, given their previous rave reviews.  But after this read a little closer, and seems standards must be really low in Cambs.
Below translates to a green!
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Met by Katalea, she apologised for the wait (it was 50 mins after initial time), she had clearly just got up, I don't think I had been bumped.
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she is back in Cambridge ... what happened to the dream of making £600/h as an elite luxurious escort in beautiful london ... back to reality sweety  :lol:

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she is back in Cambridge ... what happened to the dream of making £600/h as an elite luxurious escort in beautiful london ... back to reality sweety  :lol:

All this prostituting herself is in all probability for her poverty stricken family back home..
Give her a break and cut her some very heavy slack..
Has sacrificed herself for the better of her loved ones..
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All this prostituting herself is in all probability for her poverty stricken family back home..
Give her a break and cut her some very heavy slack..
Has sacrificed herself for the better of her loved ones..

The attitude is not one of a humble, selfless, struggle strumpet.  This girl is a self-absorbed, entitled, Gen Z type looking to fund a grifting lifestyle for herself.

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All this prostituting herself is in all probability for her poverty stricken family back home..
Give her a break and cut her some very heavy slack..
Has sacrificed herself for the better of her loved ones..

Oh Tarzan, you do have a heart. Deep down you're just a big softie.

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Oh Tarzan, you do have a heart. Deep down you're just a big softie.

I am a decent conservative values man..
Mr honourable honest
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All this prostituting herself is in all probability for her poverty stricken family back home..
Give her a break and cut her some very heavy slack..
Has sacrificed herself for the better of her loved ones..

Isn't it Captain Tarzan? I swear he was a superhero. With a big white cape and everything, picking mangos all day.

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Isn't it Captain Tarzan? I swear he was a superhero. With a big white cape and everything, licking mangos all day.

Corrected for you  :hi:   :lol:
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I've seen her and her friend and I'm pretty sure now that the only reason she gets such glowing reviews is because Cambridge is so dire that the standards are low.
Pretty cold and by the numbers punt from both of them. Quick to get it done. They're fine for a cheap pump and dump as they look nice and don't hinder you when fucking them like many roms who put their hand or legs in the way.
She is no where near as pretty in person without the make up and filters though.
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You gave them both positives. should you not get them changed to neutral, if this is what you really think? I do not live far from Cambridge but never punt there. It is dire and i know I would be underwhelmed by these two. The mounting positives speaks volumes for Cambridge and it's mediocrity