Author Topic: x Sweet CHANTELLE, Bermondsey  (Read 3726 times)


68 review(s) for x Sweet CHANTELLE (59 positive, 6 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]
50 review(s) for Sweet CHANTELLE xxx (41 positive, 5 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Dead Wood

I’ve had a crappy run these last several months – I’ve even thought about going down the ‘Blue Pill’ route to see if this invigorates my punting.   I am just the right side of 60, so was wondering if ‘time’s winged chariot’ etc etc..

But I am happy to report that all is well.  What I need is a friendly, attractive service provider, who kisses like a trouper, and who gives the impression throughout the entire punt that she is having a nice time.   When this happens, ‘Mini Me’ is back to his rampant best.

I was at London Bridge, I realised that a window had opened in my day.  I thought ‘Chantelle…!’  I texted her at 10.26am, got lucky, booked and she had her legs in position - one over each of my shoulders, natch - by 11.10am.  46 minutes.  Which I suspect is a personal record.  :)

I took the tube to Bermondsey, then had a five minute walk.  I asked for and got the access text when I arrived – make sure you take the lift on the right – took a quick shower, and we were away.  She is close to South Bermondsey overground if this helps.   

She is maybe late 20’s, lovely teeth, pretty enough for me.  I mean, she’s not a ‘wildcat’ in the bedroom, but I would say she gave me the perfect GFE.  I was super turned on for the whole punt, and we enjoyed lots of kissing, stroking, sucking, and fucking.  I came on her lovely breasts, we had a quick chat, and I was off. 

She is a national treasure.  I plan to lead a campaign for one of those blue plaques when she gives up.  ‘Chantelle lived here. Expertly noshing off blokes 2016 – 2022’. Something like that.

I paid £90 for 45 mins.  OWO.  I was in and out in 40.

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Offline Joelawerence

Thanks mate for review. She has been in HL forever for me. The one thing that puts me off is her enchanced boobs.

Does she have her tongue pierced by any chance? Also, how was her DFK?

Offline Dead Wood

Her enhanced boobs are a delight, IMHO.

Her tongue is un-pierced.

I would say her kissing is 'FK' - no tonsil tickling.  But I didn't push for that - I was there for the cock sucking. 

 :hi:


Offline Joelawerence

Her enhanced boobs are a delight, IMHO.

Her tongue is un-pierced.

I would say her kissing is 'FK' - no tonsil tickling.  But I didn't push for that - I was there for the cock sucking. 

 :hi:

Great info, thanks  :drinks:

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Thanks for the review. I agree she's great. An additional perspective for interested punters.

- When you go in, the lifts are on the LEFT. However, there are two of them; you want the one on the RIGHT. The other one doesn't stop on the floor you want.
- You can feel the implants. She's not that happy with them but they're OK.
- She's late mid-late 30s (she told me that a few times) but looks good.
- Her FK is on the deeper side I'd say and it's feels very natural. However, she may just be matching what the punter is doing so she might be up for tonsil hockey. Not my thing though.


Offline tp69

Glad you had a good one OP. She's on my list too, not that I'm often in the area.

Cheers for the added info Fuzzyduck

Online MLawro93

Good solid girl. Never fails to scratch that itch  :) Now if she could sort out her maid, that would be great

Offline tantraman

She is maybe late 20’s, lovely teeth, pretty enough for me ... lovely breasts ...

... as per photos collected here :hi:

Offline Dead Wood

... as per photos collected here :hi:

Reading your review, Tantraman, and realising she has worked since 2013 - for sure she must be mid thirties.

And she definitely qualifies for the coveted UKP 'Sucked at Least a Kilometre of Cock' award...!  :)
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Reading your review, Tantraman, and realising she has worked since 2013 - for sure she must be mid thirties.

And she definitely qualifies for the coveted UKP 'Sucked at Least a Kilometre of Cock' award...!  :)

:D :lol:

I reckon I first saw her nearly 10 years ago in Hammersmith. £70/hr. Her service level has definitely fluctuated over that time but she's in reasonable form at the moment.

Offline tp69

Having a good attitude after a decade of sucking strange, that’s true professionalism, fair dues.

Offline JPin


She is a national treasure.  I plan to lead a campaign for one of those blue plaques when she gives up.  ‘Chantelle lived here. Expertly noshing off blokes 2016 – 2022’. Something like that.


Amen to that.  :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

Offline bedhedred

I did a slot with The "Sw Ch" this week. Still a national treasure. 😍👍. She is 30 something and many would be jealous of how tidy she keeps herself. It was a marathon blowjob followed by a Ravishing, railing ramming finish. As ever, Chantelle is a demure performer, but she does her thing with style.


In other news, I revisited this 👇Baltic blonde again this week, and it was more of a loco 🤯, stormy screamy session.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=311134.0

Dirty bitch.
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