I’ve had a crappy run these last several months – I’ve even thought about going down the ‘Blue Pill’ route to see if this invigorates my punting. I am just the right side of 60, so was wondering if ‘time’s winged chariot’ etc etc..
But I am happy to report that all is well. What I need is a friendly, attractive service provider, who kisses like a trouper, and who gives the impression throughout the entire punt that she is having a nice time. When this happens, ‘Mini Me’ is back to his rampant best.
I was at London Bridge, I realised that a window had opened in my day. I thought ‘Chantelle…!’ I texted her at 10.26am, got lucky, booked and she had her legs in position - one over each of my shoulders, natch - by 11.10am. 46 minutes. Which I suspect is a personal record.

I took the tube to Bermondsey, then had a five minute walk. I asked for and got the access text when I arrived – make sure you take the lift on the right – took a quick shower, and we were away. She is close to South Bermondsey overground if this helps.
She is maybe late 20’s, lovely teeth, pretty enough for me. I mean, she’s not a ‘wildcat’ in the bedroom, but I would say she gave me the perfect GFE. I was super turned on for the whole punt, and we enjoyed lots of kissing, stroking, sucking, and fucking. I came on her lovely breasts, we had a quick chat, and I was off.
She is a national treasure. I plan to lead a campaign for one of those blue plaques when she gives up. ‘Chantelle lived here. Expertly noshing off blokes 2016 – 2022’. Something like that.
I paid £90 for 45 mins. OWO. I was in and out in 40.
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