Two items on pp. 6-7 of today’s
Times remind one why the only hope for the future governance of the United Kingdom is a coalition led by Count Binface and Howling Laud Hope.
1. First this: “After his return from holiday, the prime minister [Andy Burnham] intends to spend much of the rest of August travelling the country asking the public how the government can improve their lives. Officials said he would be in ‘listening mode’, with a focus on tackling the cost of living and improving local high streets.
No comment is necessary.
2. Second, a photograph of Sir Keir Starmer in an Arsenal shirt playing football on Saturday. (I can’t find the same photo online, so am uploading one from the Daily Mail.)
It would be curmudgeonly to suggest that 63 year old ex Prime Ministers shouldn’t play football with their friends.
One would
not to be a curmudgeon, however, to suggest that for Starmer to be wearing the shirt of his favourite club tips the activity over from the acceptable to the risibly embarrassing. A reminder of how poor old Starmer so often got things "just slightly not right".
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