She’s obviously never been to Mansfield before

[Mutinyonthecounty]

I see PorchaSins is working in the beautiful and historic market town of Mansfield today and this weekend. I don’t know whether she should have a quick stroll through the town centre to acquaint herself with the many vaping shops, book makers, charity shops and Greggs and following on from this, she may want to adjust her £180 for 30 minute price tag.

Oh dear, I think she’s in for quite a shock.

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[Stongwee53]

Perhaps shes got herself mistaken and thought it was a field of men she was going to so expected to be busy. Either way she will be able to take in the delights of mansfield without being disturbed too much

[mancsguy1975]

After reading her profile it's very much "Brazzers comes to Mansfield" 

I too have a feeling business may be a bit slow however.....

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Perhaps she could start her tour by taking in some of the sites such as the scruffy old Beales building which is now covered in pigeon shit and weeds followed by a tour of the historic marketplace which has now been colonised by an assortment of walking dead types high on spice with there dangerous dogs and carrier bags. What a lovely site to behold.

Later on in the day, as the evening approaches she could pop into The Dial for cocktails and maybe a £10 bag, moving onto the cultural oasis which locally is known as The Byron where a number of chav and chavettes gather to drink and brawl and quarrel over drugs and ‘are you looking at my bird’ type arguments. Delightful. Perhaps finishing off the evening with fishcake, chips and mushy peas from the Leeming street Chippy - to be consumed within a short sprint of a toilet mind.

At this point Porcha can retire to her chosen hotel to catch up on all those non existent £180 half hour bookings.

[Dipper]

Many town centres have gone this way.

Vape shops.

Asylum seekers.

Chavs.

Mad eyed junkies roaming free.

Takeaways/barbers dotted all over.
Sad yet true. 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Many town centres have gone this way.

Vape shops.

Asylum seekers.

Chavs.

Mad eyed junkies roaming free.

Takeaways/barbers dotted all over.
Sad yet true. 

Indeed mate. I had cause to visit town around 4ish yesterday and had the pleasure of witnessing a ‘discussion’ between a young couple in the midst of some disagreement it would appear. He was referring to her as a ‘slag’ and ‘spunk bucket’ and as he was walking off (sipping from a can of lager), she goes, ‘Your all fucking right now, now you’ve nicked that PlayStation, you cunt’. Both were attired in the classic chav sportswear attire. All played out in front of their 2 young kids.

It is truly heartening to see that romance is not dead amongst the younger generation.
They would both be better off go to church and saying their prayers. I dread to think what kind of dysfunctional future those children have in store for them.

This type of parenting is not funny though, it is tragic and cruel and mean and it makes me think of the recent terrible murder of that lovely little boy.

There is no hope.

[Adrian Boulter]

Definitely not going to get £180 for 30mins in Mansfield. 

Just seen her on some websites. She is a decent catch though. Wonder whether she will come down to the city. :-)

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Definitely not going to get £180 for 30mins in Mansfield. 

Just seen her on some websites. She is a decent catch though. Wonder whether she will come down to the city. :-)

Not unless she wants to take in a bit of non league football at meadow lane.

I’d give her a wide berth pal, especially based on her UKP reviews....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=251391.msg2565836#msg2565836

[Scuderia Fan]

She’s toured Chesterfield a few times. From memory she was £300 per hour there. Glad to see she now has a more reasonable hourly rate! 😂😂😂

[badsin]

I wonder if she's ever been to Shirebrook...... 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

I wonder if she's ever been to Shirebrook...... 

She could pop into Sports Direct for a Kappa trackie !!!

[Dipper]

She could pop into Sports Direct for a Kappa trackie !!!

Or for one of their giant mugs, to use as a jizz spittoon. 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Or for one of their giant mugs, to use as a jizz spittoon. 

What a thought

 

[Thracian]

Perhaps she could start her tour by taking in some of the sites such as the scruffy old Beales building which is now covered in pigeon shit and weeds followed by a tour of the historic marketplace which has now been colonised by an assortment of walking dead types high on spice with there dangerous dogs and carrier bags. What a lovely site to behold.

Later on in the day, as the evening approaches she could pop into The Dial for cocktails and maybe a £10 bag, moving onto the cultural oasis which locally is known as The Byron where a number of chav and chavettes gather to drink and brawl and quarrel over drugs and ‘are you looking at my bird’ type arguments. Delightful. Perhaps finishing off the evening with fishcake, chips and mushy peas from the Leeming street Chippy - to be consumed within a short sprint of a toilet mind.

At this point Porcha can retire to her chosen hotel to catch up on all those non existent £180 half hour bookings.

 :lol:The fucking Dial... she could head over to The Market afterwards for a spot of karaoke 

Mansfield is fucking shit for punting now, used to be spot on!

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

She’s toured Chesterfield a few times. From memory she was £300 per hour there. Glad to see she now has a more reasonable hourly rate! 😂😂😂

No no it's just relevant to chessy being better than mansfield

Shes on pof atm, I swiped right but no luck for a free blow or an empty

[rnrn636]

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[rnrn636]

Perhaps she could start her tour by taking in some of the sites such as the scruffy old Beales building which is now covered in pigeon shit and weeds followed by a tour of the historic marketplace which has now been colonised by an assortment of walking dead types high on spice with there dangerous dogs and carrier bags. What a lovely site to behold.

Later on in the day, as the evening approaches she could pop into The Dial for cocktails and maybe a £10 bag, moving onto the cultural oasis which locally is known as The Byron where a number of chav and chavettes gather to drink and brawl and quarrel over drugs and ‘are you looking at my bird’ type arguments. Delightful. Perhaps finishing off the evening with fishcake, chips and mushy peas from the Leeming street Chippy - to be consumed within a short sprint of a toilet mind.

At this point Porcha can retire to her chosen hotel to catch up on all those non existent £180 half hour bookings.

Ambassador for Mansfield tourism right there.

I'm actually tempted to go see the town for myself 

[rnrn636]

Definitely not going to get £180 for 30mins in Mansfield. 

Just seen her on some websites. She is a decent catch though. Wonder whether she will come down to the city. :-)

I think she looks rough as fuck. Just googled her to see her videos. She has had way to much plastic inserted into her face

[Nigel57]

Perhaps she could start her tour by taking in some of the sites such as the scruffy old Beales building which is now covered in pigeon shit and weeds followed by a tour of the historic marketplace which has now been colonised by an assortment of walking dead types high on spice with there dangerous dogs and carrier bags. What a lovely site to behold.

Later on in the day, as the evening approaches she could pop into The Dial for cocktails and maybe a £10 bag, moving onto the cultural oasis which locally is known as The Byron where a number of chav and chavettes gather to drink and brawl and quarrel over drugs and ‘are you looking at my bird’ type arguments. Delightful. Perhaps finishing off the evening with fishcake, chips and mushy peas from the Leeming street Chippy - to be consumed within a short sprint of a toilet mind.

At this point Porcha can retire to her chosen hotel to catch up on all those non existent £180 half hour bookings.

I see it's improved since I left in the 70's!

[Badboyrich]

Looks like she realised she had spelt the place wrong she wanted to go to in her sat nav as she is now in Manchester!

[Moby Dick]

Looks like she realised she had spelt the place wrong she wanted to go to in her sat nav as she is now in Manchester!

Needn’t bother.
Far too sensible on the soggy side of the Pennines (I hope)

[sniffer]

I'm a bit of an outlier here. Thoughts of Mansfield always give me a rosy glow - I think that was her name. Many times I've parked near the builders' merchants and got my wood at the flats next door - the door with the broken lock. Always a smiley from Riley or Kylie, and Lucie Bee always did it for me. "What are you going to do to me today?" - " I was hoping to give you a good shagging." Such a mixture of innocence and debauchery, I thought it would never end. Then it did. Then there was Chelsea who fended off my text, phone and email approaches for over 5 years. Never got to see her, broke my hart.

[nbarnes]

I'm a bit of an outlier here. Thoughts of Mansfield always give me a rosy glow - I think that was her name. Many times I've parked near the builders' merchants and got my wood at the flats next door - the door with the broken lock. Always a smiley from Riley or Kylie, and Lucie Bee always did it for me. "What are you going to do to me today?" - " I was hoping to give you a good shagging." Such a mixture of innocence and debauchery, I thought it would never end. Then it did. Then there was Chelsea who fended off my text, phone and email approaches for over 5 years. Never got to see her, broke my hart.

Of course Mansfield has great brothels and WGs.
Shit places always have great places to find a good time I imagine the bars in Hell are amazing

[bodybuilder1997]

Of course Mansfield has great brothels and WGs.
Shit places always have great places to find a good time I imagine the bars in Hell are amazing

El Diablo probably packs a huge 12 incher 👹😈