Porcha Sins - PORCHASINS1 - External Link/Members Only1 hour - £250 - IncallAfter being a fan of Miss Sins and her films for a very long time I jumped at the opportunity to meet her. I was very disappointed, as the saying goes don't meet your heroes.
CommunicationCommunication prior to the meet was very difficult however through a lot of effort on my part I managed to arrange a 1 hour incall. Given it was Porcha Sins I made the extra effort and was willing to over look this initial difficulty.
On the day of the meet I was pestered via text message throughout the day. I normally expect a confirmatory phone call or text in the morning, I think this is best for both parties and good practice however she sent a text at least five times just to check if I was still coming. What was particularly irritating was when she asked me if I was still on time as she wanted to squeeze someone else in after me and if I was late it would make things difficult. I responded stating that I would be on time. Around an hour later she asked if I could arrive earlier if possible as someone else could only do the time I had requested.
I am happy to be flexible however requesting the time of the meet to change, on the same day, hours before meeting simply to squeeze more people in throughout the day is highly unprofessional and quite frankly rude; especially for £250.
What was also a real frustration, for me, is that I don't want to know about any of the other punters a lady will be seeing during the day. I like to imagine I am the only person seeing her and being moved around her diary like a place holder was insulting and brought to light the conveyor belt service she was running.
LocationSimple hotel, easy to find and could walk into the lobby to the elevator with no one batting an eye lid.
Physical Appearance Just like her pics and films however her breasts seemed even bigger without any excess timber (a real positive in my book). She did not have her legendary red hair but this was expected from her twitter account, I would have preferred the red however i know she likes to change it. She is a stunner and was dressed well.
The MeetUpon arrival I was greeted warmly and I was very impressed by the sight of her. Quite surreal meeting someone you have wanked over in a porn film and she looks very sexy.
This was my first punt in over a year, I was not as smooth as I like to be in terms of etiquette. Normally I am quick with the paper work and normally place it in sight on the most appropriate table, on this occasion I dithered a little. I only dithered a little bit, no more than 90 seconds and asked to freshen up for her. I was met with a quite a snarky comment about how things worked with an escort and paper work is exchange before doing anything, even taking a shower. Naturally I apologised and this was exchanged immediately however I thought it was hypocritical to criticise me on etiquette given her communication antics earlier in the day. I was in breach of normal procedure however the tone she took was quite abrasive.
After exchanging the paper work I proceeded to freshen up. I was given a slightly damp towel and saw a used condom in the toilet bowl. Again highlighting I was in a conveyor belt.
Emerging fresh from the bathroom, we got down to business, french kissing, oral on me, oral on her before riding me. Evidently this is a well rehearsed routine. Fake moans etc. I went into missionary and finished. Rather disappointing, I wanted to leave to be honest.
We had a quick chat until her phone rang. Another punter who wanted to arrive in ten minutes. What proceeded was a rushed shower for me and then leaving.
What was important to note is that she didn't do much freshening up and seemingly was not going to take a shower herself as she was putting the same outfit back on...
Verdict
At least I can say I fucked a pornstar however don't meet your heroes. She runs a conveyor belt service squeezing as many punters in as possible without freshening up in between. Very expensive for a lacklustre performance and she is unprofessional. If you are a fan of hers stick to her videos and enjoy the fantasy.
