External Link/Members Onlyhad that BBW itch for a while and had my eye on this one (link above) I probably should have walked but hey ho.
Arranged a 1 hour slot of sunday afternoon, FK, OWO included in the price. So I arrive at her place in Nottingham (Do not know the area well) but it was a dump to say the least, piles of plates with leftover food on (suprised she leaves any food over tbf), unwashed clothes, ash stains all over the place, stunk of an ashtray.
I hand over 120 for 1 hour then she tells me it is a requirement to have a shower (and that this is part of my time).. ok (although I already showered before leaving out and that house is a shit hole anyway). So I shower and meet her in her bedroom. she is just unenthusiastically texting away and smoking.
So onto the 'business' now.. she finishes her fag and completes her text. "how do you want me" she asks. I lean in to initiate kissing but she turns her head way so it's clearly not on offer. I say "in missionary" so she pulls her pyjama pants down and hands me a condom. "no bj?" I ask. she rolls her eyes, tuts then asks me to put condom on for oral (so no OWO either), she gives a 30 seconds bj if that then tells me to fuck her and get it over with. By this point I know I'm not going to enjoy this so I fuck her, bust, get dressed and leave. had been in there for 14 minutes overall! 5 of those were probably a shower.
Could be the worst punt I've had. definitely in the top 3. would I Recommend.. hell no.