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Online Shutty238

Anyone had a condom split during a punt?
Share my recent experience, going at it hammer & tongs with the old vinegar strokes with a very well reviewed popular girl on here, notice things are a little er.. less constricted so look down a see remnants of the blob hanging on for dear life round the base.  Not going to lie, for the briefest of seconds  :diablo: on the shoulder thinks fuck it, carry on, but  :angelgirl: takes over & sheepishly pulls out & owns up, girl was great says don't worry I'm clean, hope you are too, and offers a warm wet willing mouth instead. 
But..the post cum comedown is absolutely EPIC on the drive home to the mrs, so, 80 mile drive down the A1 for a full MOT at a (very) out of town GUM clinic, + weeks of making excuses waiting for that beloved all clear text later, I'm thinking this might be a sign to retire.  Shame cos looks like the NE scene is bubbling quite nicely at the moment.
Any similar experiences?

Offline maxxblue

Link would be useful, and out of interest, where was the very out of town GUM clinic?

Offline webpunter

Not to me - but know a couple of people who have had the experience.  You shouldn't have such a big bell-end :)
When having a really vigorous shag / longer session where the girlie is really up for it, then a few have suggested to me changing the nodder every 20-30mins
They reckon this is when they are most likely to break
Plus if you are getting a bit 'close' then adds a useful break
Take your own nodders in case they are running low on stocks
Reading up on the inter-web then reasonably unlikely to catch stuff [well the big one] in the circumstances as you did the 'fastest withdraw in the west'
Plus she responded well - would make me feel a lot better.  I'd probably go see her again / contact her & mention all clear.  She will appreciate this i reckon.  And you could be up for a mega shag next time round
Like your idea of picking a GUM miles away
Breakages are pretty rare - get some quality condoms - XL if you are big boy.  My tip is skyns - the non latex jobbys

Offline webpunter

+ weeks of making excuses waiting for that beloved all clear text later
Go private - days rather than weeks
Think you will have laid off the punting for a while
Leopards & spots
Won't take long b4 the memory of the GUM test drifts away & desire returns

Offline maxxblue

Go private - days rather than weeks
Think you will have laid off the punting for a while
Leopards & spots
Won't take long b4 the memory of the GUM test drifts away & desire returns

No need to go private - seven days wait for all clear with the NHS.

Offline berksboy

   Sorry to say to OP but to  get tested on the same day as the punt was a waste of your time as will take 2 to 3 weeks for anything to show up . I get its a worry but i am sure you will be ok . As for her indoors just say its stress at work or some such , you never know after sometime out she maybe well up fot it !

Offline berksboy

      Just to make it clear i am sure my GUM told me it takes 2 to3 weeks AFTER the event for the test to be any good . That is why i say getting tested on the same day is not much use.


 
« Last Edit: June 20, 2014, 10:56:31 pm by berksboy »

Offline Blackhawk

Yes the same thing happened to me while i was fucking Sienna (now Lisa) from Diamonds doggy style - i noticed the condom had literally shredded but just continued on and emptied my balls anyway. I just could not help myself!
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Offline maxxblue

I think you are right BB.

I was asked if it was two weeks or more since I last had sex with a potentially infected partner before they tested me.

Offline webpunter

Yes the same thing happened to me while i was fucking Sienna (now Lisa) from Diamonds doggy style - i noticed the condom had literally shredded but just continued on and emptied my balls anyway. I just could not help myself!
Nawty nawty.  If close & not much longer then very tempting.  Did you pause mid 'stroke' to ponder ?

Offline Blackhawk

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Offline Mij

It did. Then i carried on!

What did she say / do when she found out?



Offline socks

Happened once to me. I think I pulled out to change position and noticed that my cock was poking proudly out of a shredded jonny. I had proclaimed "fuck it's split" or words to that effect before I even thought about anything else. She was great, assured me that she was clean and that as long as I was, she'd be fine too. She threw on another condom and got back to the bonking. Having the all clear after the event makes me half wish we hadn't noticed and I'd completed au naturelle, but it's piss easy to be wise then knowing that it would have been safe. I would do the same again if it happened in future, as soon as I noticed and would hope that any non barebacker would do likewise.

Toshiba

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As others have said it was a complete waste of time going straight away, ive had the condom slip off/break and its a fucking frightening experience cos it freaks the shit out of me.

Ive said it before i love my normal life and dont want it to change, i also like my private obssesion

DaveMugabe

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Happened to me once masny years ago.  I actually felt the condom go, whe I was inside her, after a particularly strong thrust.

Pulled out immediately even though I was coming just then.

Said something like "shit, its split" and promptly lost wood (pre Viagra days)

She was nice about it and offered to continue with new condom but I just couldnt.

As OP decided to give up punting.

Here am I years later ..............

The fear subsides and you start to think with your dick again after a while.

Offline sesalovdarlo

Hap pended to me once, fucking a Romanian girl in her ass and she used baby oil for lube, not the best, Condom didnt last, I kinda felt it break and it was much easier to move in and out of her ass. But didn't realize until I pulled out of her ass and it came dripping out. Kind of sexy at first then when I got home I really panicked.

After a few days I really started to panic. Any how long story short I got hold of antibiotics used for chlamydia (also successfull for gonorrhea) and necked them. Some website offer online consultation and if you say on the consultation form it hurts to piss and you have pus on end of ur penis they will prescribe you with 1g of zithromax, I have some incase the same thing happens again.

Offline webpunter

she used baby oil for lube, not the best
take your own non-latex condoms as baby oil makes little / no difference.  Up the bum & no harm done !

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Offline Blackhawk

Logically almost all reputable escorts use protection whereas the average 'big market lass' may well not do so - statistically you may be more likely to pick up a STD from them rather than your typical escort who takes precautions. Regarding Sienna/Lisa and what she said after I unloaded my balls 'I know where to look for the father if i become pregnant!' lol
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Offline webpunter

Thinking about this thread.  Bit of a paradox really.  Panic etc
What happens with the average civvie shag - how many 'dates' before condoms get dispensed with ??
What's more risky in reality - a breakage with a WG who shags with condoms all the time [excl BBackers] & someone you really know jack-shit about - but at some point end up not using a condom with.  Lets face it - it's inevitable.  Unless you have amazing willpower
Know what i think is more risky in reality
Although my heart skip a beat - or ten - if it happened to me  :scare:

Offline Mij

Has happened to me twice in my punting career.....and both of those were during particularly memorable moments.

The first time was when she was giving herself an almighty anal pounding in cowgirl. She stopped after about 5 mins and the condom was in tatters. 'oops' she said. 'Sorry, that was my fault, I was really going for it!'. Popped on another one and carried on!

The second was with a petite 18 year old with the TIGHTEST pussy. Took a while to get in there, and during a deep session in doggy, she was so tight her pussy literally pulled the condom off inside her! This led to a hilarious couple of minutes of 'hunt the condom' with my fingers, before resuming play!


Luckily, over 12 months on now and nothing has fallen off yet!  ;-)

Offline Blackhawk

My philosophy - 'don't worry just fuck!'
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Offline HouseofUsher

O man! never baby oil :scare:

Spot on. Scary that some ladies don't know this.
4th point down.

[http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/teenboys/Pages/Condoms.aspx][/url]

Sorry don't know if I've done the link right

Offline wearsidemark

Was once fucking a tiny escort in wallsend and she was the tightest ive ever had. It split and I filled her up. She asked if I was married, I said yes she said well u will be clean then and so am I so no worries. She had the arm implant thing and ive had the snip. Was a bit worried still so didnt go near the mrs for a fortnight. About a year ago now. So far so good. When I go now shes gets me extra safe jonnys lol.

She is just so tight its fucking great. Ive popped virgin cherries back in me teen years that wernt as tight as this girl

Offline ohfook1t

so who is this really tight girl you mention

Online Shutty238

Glad to see this is a common experience, actually am I??  Lots of accidental BB going on!
Don't worry I didn't literally drive straight from the punt to the clinic, been enough to know there's an incubation period.  Advice I was given at the clinic was any chances of a false negative after a week are slim to none.
You're right though the guilt is already subsiding as payday looms...

SaneOnes

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I've had 2 different condom splitting incidents with 2 different working girls, no thanks to my big mushroom head. My worry wasn't about the STDs at all, it was more about them falling pregnant. Both had assured me of their implant and pills respectively. The other incident was of the condom riding up without us noticing and i kind of inseminated the condom deep inside her by the time i was finished. She pretty much ended up fisting herself in order to pinch and scoop it out of the never ending void.

Offline berksboy

" scoop it out of the never ending void."   :D :D :drinks:

Offline Hor1zon

wearsidemark, we need to know who  :P

Offline geordie.si79

wearsidemark, we need to know who  :P
Without a doubt, wallsend is a great location for me!

Offline wearsidemark

Not telling. U lot might stretch her. Pmsl

Offline ohfook1t

are you trying to say we have all got a bigger cock than you

SaneOnes

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He probably only meant THICKER  :cool:


SaneOnes

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Yes, we feel sorry for you just about the appropriate amount, now spill it  :D The tight midget needs the money and we need a narrow passage

Offline ohfook1t

so wearsidemark you have said it..girth. you must only have a short skinny todger if your worried us other fellows will stretch her. must be us with the girth then

Offline jarrovian

I would guess "cool chick" adultwork, very petite and tight, but not my cup of tea

Offline jarrovian

Oh and by the way fantastic tits for one so petite

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denyason

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if your looking for someone thats hot and has a tight pussy then go for kelly.......
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
i did a review back in February- she's had to alter her name due to personal reasons.  amazing girl, huge titties, cim, owo, dfk. 

Offline webpunter

Top tip - if you are panicking about a split nodder / then the wait for a couple of weeks to see what develops
Get yourself down the GUM & get a dose of pills - which will clear up most shit
Day or two off the booze - just to make sure that the pills work properly.  Alcohol is an inhibitor reducing effectiveness generally
If the GUM won't prescribe then find yourself a private doc.  The consultation fee makes a prescription a dead-cert me thinks
And quicker / easier & more discrete
And don't pay for the prescription at the chemist with a c.card ! 

simonthesimples

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"Day or two off the booze - just to make sure that the pills work properly.  Alcohol is an inhibitor reducing effectiveness generally..."

With the exception of about 4 antibiotics this is generally not true. Antibiotics affect our ability to metabolize alcohol leaving chemicals that create awful headaches and hangovers. So it is usually the other way round.

Picking up the thread theme I too have had three condoms split on me. I am amazed how few wg's know how to put a condom on: they rarely pinch the teet and air gets trapped reducing sensation and increasing the risk of splitting. However, given that most wg's use condoms most of the time (infection = lost earnings for a week or two) then the risks in such an event are not very high in my opinion ( not advocating unprotected sex but not worth worrying about on the odd unfortunate condom-failing occasion me thinks).

Offline webpunter

With the exception of about 4 antibiotics this is generally not true. Antibiotics affect our ability to metabolize alcohol leaving chemicals that create awful headaches and hangovers. So it is usually the other way round.
Excellent news - do you happen to know which ones are ok to drink with ?

Offline webpunter

Excellent news - do you happen to know which ones are ok to drink with ?
Should have written 'NOT ok to drink with' !

Offline magpiesfan

Try Pasante unique:

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Closest thing to not wearing, non latex so you can lube with anything and indestructible. Normally take with me but some WG prefer to use their own [as often as not pound shop 12 for a quid Wellington boots]. A couple of regulars I know I ve left femidoms with so they're 'fitted' when I get there and there's no 'pause'.

Offline webpunter

A couple of regulars I know I ve left femidoms with so they're 'fitted' when I get there and there's no 'pause'.
Have always wondered what its like shagging with a femidom.  Does it feel better ?  If the case then might have to mention to a girlie i've seen a couple of times if i could bring some femidoms for the next appt.  Buy a pack, leave unopened & let her choose & arrange fitting
PS - love the post by Mij - 'hunt the condom' 

Offline magpiesfan

No. Only advantage is that the girl could have it in when you arrive so no 'pause'. Awful things

infoseeker

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Once when some dumb girl put some oil on Durex Ultra Thin/Fine
Got the all clear.

Then split twice in two days with two different girls.
First one unloaded inside her and realised afterwards.
Next time realised midway so put on a new one.
I think it might have been a batch of faulty condoms, there was no other factor, I've still got the box Durex Thin/Fine, I kept the box incase the first girl got pregnant so I could try and sue Durex for Child maintenance for life (though I'm sure they have a disclaimer or something), I've not heard from her yet it was about 3 months.

Got the all clear on the STI side, I wasn't that concerned based on knowing the girls who were both very responsible and educated but I was confirm about becoming a Dad with girl 2 above.