Anyone had a condom split during a punt?
Share my recent experience, going at it hammer & tongs with the old vinegar strokes with a very well reviewed popular girl on here, notice things are a little er.. less constricted so look down a see remnants of the blob hanging on for dear life round the base. Not going to lie, for the briefest of seconds
on the shoulder thinks fuck it, carry on, but
takes over & sheepishly pulls out & owns up, girl was great says don't worry I'm clean, hope you are too, and offers a warm wet willing mouth instead.
But..the post cum comedown is absolutely EPIC on the drive home to the mrs, so, 80 mile drive down the A1 for a full MOT at a (very) out of town GUM clinic, + weeks of making excuses waiting for that beloved all clear text later, I'm thinking this might be a sign to retire. Shame cos looks like the NE scene is bubbling quite nicely at the moment.
Any similar experiences?