Undoubtedly the most famous utterance ever attributed to Lincoln is, “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” and it's often misquoted as "please people", which is the version I'll pinch.
It's a rare SP that gets unanimous positives and forums like this generally give balanced feedback on individual experiences. Me? I'm an old git with a beer belly and bald so I don't like to rush and the relaxed atmosphere that Fern creates, means I couldn't care less about phone interruptions as there's never been more than a couple during my bookings, and she never takes too long to deal. Whether it's friends, family or other punters trying to get through.
I put all that aside, and the occasional delays on getting going, because the service is up there with the best I've had, without a FS punt or BJ. After the turnover, she pretzels herself into all sorts of positions to keep mini muffin happy and slip-sliding away between parts diverse and delightful.
As one of the people fooled/pleased all of the time, I know others might not be pleased some of the time, but I struggle to see what commenting on drug use this time or being post-op TS other times adds to the usual experience based reviews. I've seen no evidence of either.
But then there's no fool, like an old fool. EM
