Author Topic: Fern, Thai massage - Manchester City Centre  (Read 1415 times)

Offline Irishtoot1

First of all I just want to say that I'm happy to be able to contribute to the site after a long wait to start my punting adventures! Any advice on how to write better reviews welcome.

After reading reviews, and checking out her WhatsApp photos I booked Fern for a massage a couple of weeks ago.

Arranged over WhatsApp.

Location is right beside the Marble Arch pub in town. Cheap pay and display parking nearby. Fern works from a top floor apartment. There isn't a concierge or anything - so very discrete.

As mentioned on this site lots - Fern is a stunner. However it's a solid negative from me. Firstly, she kept me waiting for half an hour after our agreed time. When I finally got to her flat she showed me the room and fucked off for at least 15 mins.

When the massage finally started, she was constantly on her phone. What really pissed me off was that she talked solidly about her other clients and at one point even showed me photos of one... Not ideal if you're that guy.

I paid £100 for massage with b2b and happy ending.

+447394283089


Offline ISTS2005

Fair review and fair rating AFAIAC. Thanks

Offline KeenPunter

First of all I just want to say that I'm happy to be able to contribute to the site after a long wait to start my punting adventures! Any advice on how to write better reviews welcome.

After reading reviews, and checking out her WhatsApp photos I booked Fern for a massage a couple of weeks ago.

Arranged over WhatsApp.

Location is right beside the Marble Arch pub in town. Cheap pay and display parking nearby. Fern works from a top floor apartment. There isn't a concierge or anything - so very discrete.

As mentioned on this site lots - Fern is a stunner. However it's a solid negative from me. Firstly, she kept me waiting for half an hour after our agreed time. When I finally got to her flat she showed me the room and fucked off for at least 15 mins.

When the massage finally started, she was constantly on her phone. What really pissed me off was that she talked solidly about her other clients and at one point even showed me photos of one... Not ideal if you're that guy.

I paid £100 for massage with b2b and happy ending.

+447394283089

Wow, she reads the forums all the time as she talks about it too especially with anything negative.

Thanks for this review, really informative and you rated on things other than just looks but most importantly the service.

I've also seen the Whatsapp and bodywise she looks quite good but the tits are obviously fake and at the end of the day, she's in her mid-forties.

The session really starts from the moment she enters the room to start a focused service, so she essentially gave you a £45 b2b for £110, very poor value.  It wouldn't bet too bad if she was focused during the service but being on her phone is unacceptable but probably a sign that she is desperate for customers if she can't focus on what she is doing.

She was on my hotlist but this honest review has taken her off it until there are signs that her attitude has improved.

Offline KeenPunter

First of all I just want to say that I'm happy to be able to contribute to the site after a long wait to start my punting adventures! Any advice on how to write better reviews welcome.

After reading reviews, and checking out her WhatsApp photos I booked Fern for a massage a couple of weeks ago.

Arranged over WhatsApp.

Location is right beside the Marble Arch pub in town. Cheap pay and display parking nearby. Fern works from a top floor apartment. There isn't a concierge or anything - so very discrete.

As mentioned on this site lots - Fern is a stunner. However it's a solid negative from me. Firstly, she kept me waiting for half an hour after our agreed time. When I finally got to her flat she showed me the room and fucked off for at least 15 mins.

When the massage finally started, she was constantly on her phone. What really pissed me off was that she talked solidly about her other clients and at one point even showed me photos of one... Not ideal if you're that guy.

I paid £100 for massage with b2b and happy ending.

+447394283089

In terms of when she wasn't on her phone and was actually in the room could you describe the service?

Offline SexnLust17

She is awful cunning and a money grabber I saw her few years ago she will try to find arguments if she can against her own shadow  don't waste your time and money on a woman over 40+ I also think she's on gear very on off aggressive behaviour too.

Offline spiralnotebook

She might get more work if she wasn’t obsessed with Whatscrapp.

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She is awful cunning and a money grabber I saw her few years ago she will try to find arguments if she can against her own shadow  don't waste your time and money on a woman over 40+ I also think she's on gear very on off aggressive behaviour too.
Totally agree with this.
She also sends unsolicited messages at all hours

Offline KeenPunter

Totally agree with this.
She also sends unsolicited messages at all hours

I don't mind that as obviousl I have a punting phone, all I care about is the service in the room.

Offline Engl1shmuff1ns

Undoubtedly the most famous utterance ever attributed to Lincoln is, “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”  and it's often misquoted as "please people", which is the version I'll pinch.

It's a rare SP that gets unanimous positives and forums like this generally give balanced feedback on individual experiences. Me? I'm an old git with a beer belly and bald so I don't like to rush and the relaxed atmosphere that Fern creates, means I couldn't care less about phone interruptions as there's never been more than a couple during my bookings, and she never takes too long to deal. Whether it's friends, family or other punters trying to get through.

I put all that aside, and the occasional delays on getting going, because the service is up there with the best I've had, without a FS punt or BJ. After the turnover, she pretzels herself into all sorts of positions to keep mini muffin happy and slip-sliding away between parts diverse and delightful.

As one of the people fooled/pleased all of the time, I know others might not be pleased some of the time, but I struggle to see what commenting on drug use this time or being post-op TS other times adds to the usual experience based reviews. I've seen no evidence of either.

But then there's no fool, like an old fool. EM