Celine.Party.Gfe - Wandsworth

[Supernam]

Booked 1 hr July.

Communication really good, she calls you baby. She's about 30. Slim, nice body 5'4

Location nice place in Wandsworth

Deal:  Pre agreed Owo and dfk, forgot to put 69 etc because she will deny you.

Positives: Really attractive girl with a fine body she is sweet.

Negative: on arrival says no dfk (wtf), lacks gfe, midway told me you only get what u agreed so sitting in her room comes as standard nothing else, talking too much will see your hour run out quick, too much reluctance attitude, goes on her phone. She has Romanian teeth, so maybe it was a good thing to steer away. Owo is only the tip.

Many negative from my post but overall positive, her body outweighed the negatives. She is a nice person too.

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[daddycool]

Congrats on your first review.

Apart from her looks and sweetness, can you please explain further how the service was positive? From what you've written, it sounds like a negative all day long (reluctance, timewasting and not providing services agreed).

[Random poster]

Thanks for the review

Yes this sounds negative and you flag some points worth pointing out:

She didnt want to do 69 with me either - I wasnt bothered

She doesnt like dfk - so I think anyone will struggle to get satisfying kissing out of her if that is what you want,but YMMV

[Supernam]

I didn't want to fuck her, I wanted to cuddle and kiss, get my body use to intimacy with women to help me deal with my Ed. That's why I looked for gfe.

She was really sweet she'd call me baby. And she made nice noises. It is a positive for me because she did make me feel comfortable, she was polite, didn't watch the clock, and did try to listen to me, I just needed to pre specify exactly what I want and assert them. She's not a difficult person. It's a positive for me because I'm short, 5'8 and she was shorter and smaller and I prefer that. Her place was clean and tidy. Romanian places from my experience haven't been good.


She does provide the service you agree, nothing comes as standard. It needs Pre agreement. So it's not a gfe where she is all over you.

[jj8989]

Pre agreed services but was denied on meet. This can't be a positive but your review, your rating

[Random poster]

I didn't want to fuck her, I wanted to cuddle and kiss, get my body use to intimacy with women to help me deal with my Ed. That's why I looked for gfe.

She was really sweet she'd call me baby. And she made nice noises. It is a positive for me because she did make me feel comfortable, she was polite, didn't watch the clock, and did try to listen to me, I just needed to pre specify exactly what I want and assert them. She's not a difficult person. It's a positive for me because I'm short, 5'8 and she was shorter and smaller and I prefer that. Her place was clean and tidy. Romanian places from my experience haven't been good.


She does provide the service you agree, nothing comes as standard. It needs Pre agreement. So it's not a gfe where she is all over you.

Very useful reply, for others - thanks,she is sweet and petite.

[Supernam]

Pre agreed services but was denied on meet. This can't be a positive but your review, your rating

You are right, I did pre agree dfk, on arrival we re-agreed no dfk. Seeing how pretty she was I couldn't walk.

[Random poster]

You are right, I did pre agree dfk, on arrival we re-agreed no dfk. Seeing how pretty she was I couldn't walk.

How attractive would you say you were, have you got decent teeth and look about 30? What made hwr turn you down do you think?

Just wondering - she didnt kiss as depply as id like - i dont usually get comolaints so put it down to her policy/feeling on health.

I thinks shes very pretty

[oinki]

You are right, I did pre agree dfk, on arrival we re-agreed no dfk. Seeing how pretty she was I couldn't walk.

Welcome to the forum and thanks for helping with reviews. Can you let us know how long you saw her for? Assuming 30 min?

Think you need to review harsher imo. Not here to judge but the disappointment alone of no kissing when you are looking for cuddles and kissing deserves a step lower than positive, even if she is sweet. I think its important you state in the OP what you are looking for (in future reviews). Majority of forum members are for sex so it makes a massive difference in how we see your review and whether the positive is one for us considering punting the wg.

[LNDNman]

Booked 1 hr July.

Communication really good, she calls you baby. She's about 30. Slim, nice body 5'4

Location nice place in Wandsworth

Deal:  Pre agreed Owo and dfk, forgot to put 69 etc because she will deny you.

Positives: Really attractive girl with a fine body she is sweet.

Negative: on arrival says no dfk (wtf), lacks gfe, midway told me you only get what u agreed so sitting in her room comes as standard nothing else, talking too much will see your hour run out quick, too much reluctance attitude, goes on her phone. She has Romanian teeth, so maybe it was a good thing to steer away. Owo is only the tip.

Many negative from my post but overall positive, her body outweighed the negatives. She is a nice person too.

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This reads like a NEGATIVE all day long.

[Supernam]

I would say I'm a 5 and she is an 8. My teeth are white and nicer. I'm only 37 not in bad shape. I think cause I'm Indian. For me she seemed 30 as you can see an aging face but damn pretty.

It was 1hr session @oinki I did 1hr5min. On this learning occasion I'm struggling to give her a negative, I want to see her again, I know what to expect and what to do.

She said dfk is for lovers it's something very intimate for her and not sharing with anyone. We didn't kiss, we pecked. I hate pecking.

How attractive would you say you were, have you got decent teeth and look about 30? What made hwr turn you down do you think?

Just wondering - she didnt kiss as depply as id like - i dont usually get comolaints so put it down to her policy/feeling on health.

I thinks shes very pretty

[Random poster]

Its down to him if its a positive review.

Looks matter for some girls with the punter so YMMV, but she doesnt seem keen on deep kissing - I doubt she will do that with anyone, I would be jealous.

 I think its down to the cleanliness aspect as I say she didnt want to owo after I came.

I reckon shes probably caught some STIs in the past via oral, and this is why she won't take a risk as it may mean time off work.

I picked up an STI through receiving oral whilst punting from OWO so assume if that happened to me some girls must have had it happen to them.

[Supernam]

I met 3 Romanians, 1 said yes to kissing but I was disgusted by her teeth, I looked away. Another said no it's intimate part, and so did Celine so I think it's a personal to them in some way while the pussy isn't. They all had bad teeth.

I dont think it's sti as she knew I hadn't had sex in over a year so it's a Romanian thing not to dfk. I was super clean/lightly perfumed prepped for her.

She didn't want to give you oral again not because of cleanliness (because you cleaned up), but because of laziness. I actually took a midway shower and she gave more Owo, trapped her. I know many Romanian and know their traits.


I want to see her again. (another reason for positive)

Its down to him if its a positive review.

Looks matter for some girls with the punter so YMMV, but she doesnt seem keen on deep kissing - I doubt she will do that with anyone, I would be jealous.

 I think its down to the cleanliness aspect as I say she didnt want to owo after I came.

I reckon shes probably caught some STIs in the past via oral, and this is why she won't take a risk as it may mean time off work.

I picked up an STI through receiving oral whilst punting from OWO so assume if that happened to me some girls must have had it happen to them.

[Random poster]

I met 3 Romanians, 1 said yes to kissing but I was disgusted by her teeth, I looked away. Another said no it's intimate part, and so did Celine so I think it's a personal to them in some way while the pussy isn't. They all had bad teeth.

I dont think it's sti as she knew I hadn't had sex in over a year so it's a Romanian thing not to dfk. I was super clean/lightly perfumed prepped for her.

She didn't want to give you oral again not because of cleanliness (because you cleaned up), but because of laziness. I actually took a midway shower and she gave more Owo, trapped her. I know many Romanian and know their traits.


I want to see her again. (another reason for positive)

No it wasnt laziness as she gave ow instead of owo, i couldnt be bothered to go shower or have my dick rubbed with wet wipe. To be hinest i think over time ive become less sensitive so teh difference diesnt actually bother me anymore and thought was easier for her to suck me for a whike befire jumping on for sex.

I am saying you can catch sti through oral so some girls may be funny about swapping saliva or getting fluid in their mouth. This happened to me, ive had stis 3 times - once with an escort through oral and twice with civvies through vaginal sex at least.

last 3 romanians ive seen have snogged/dfk before this one
Cynthia
Renata
Michaela - MK

[Supernam]

This helps to know. Your best punt at £120?

last 3 romanians ive seen have snogged/dfk before this one
Cynthia
Renata
Michaela - MK

[Random poster]

Wembley is other end of the city but cynthia is £60 half an hour, celine £80 - I enjoy kissing cynthia, objectively she has the hotter look as well. This may affect my next choice as i may drop to 30 minute meets with regulars as i am finding i dont come as easily anymore so twice in an hour.

Renata provides the best all round service and CIM but is too hard to book as she is onky part time.

I like cynthia, a lot

Michaela in MK was really good, i am sure the others in MK would match her - i noticed dollar and her mates cames to london, but obviouslky didnt work out and 2 have headed home to MK

Oh I also fucked Oriole from Diva - another one happy to snog but no longer around as far as i can see - a bit too small for me

[Bungle]

Interesting debate this. My experience was somewhat better on this regard. I got a decent snogging and although not raunchy, that was due to me not wanting it rather than her discouraging it.
And I did the same as superman, cleaned myself in the bathroom after round 1 and got OWO unprompted.

[Random poster]

Snogging for me is full tongues and raunchy kissing - she didnt really let go with me as the other girls do, i got a bit of tongue but not as much as i would have liked.

[bedhedred]

Wembley is other end of the city but cynthia is £60 half an hour, celine £80 - I enjoy kissing cynthia, objectively she has the hotter look as well. This may affect my next choice as i may drop to 30 minute meets with regulars as i am finding i dont come as easily anymore so twice in an hour.

Renata provides the best all round service and CIM but is too hard to book as she is onky part time.

I like cynthia, a lot

Michaela in MK was really good, i am sure the others in MK would match her - i noticed dollar and her mates cames to london, but obviouslky didnt work out and 2 have headed home to MK

Oh I also fucked Oriole from Diva - another one happy to snog but no longer around as far as i can see - a bit too small for me

Dollar and Michaela jacked up their price by 30 quid when they came here. I think it was only a short term London visit.

[Random poster]

Dollar and Michaela jacked up their price by 30 quid when they came here. I think it was only a short term London visit.

Yeah i was gutted as had a booking but michaela cancelled, then back to MK.

When I go to MK its adding on £80 as im lazy, but cant be arsed with car ownership so hire a car and run a few errands - pretty sad i am willing to go to such lengths to get a decent service, but with lockdown no one in the office cares where i am, what im doing and i am getting away with doing 2 video meetings a week

I seriously cannot be bothered to get stuck into agencies like diva escorts as i just think ill probably get a shit service as am not a high roller and regular like some on here.

Oriole was a one-off

[Supernam]

Any vacancies?

lockdown no one in the office cares where i am, what im doing and i am getting away with doing 2 video meetings a week

[Random poster]

Any vacancies?

Loads at entry level where they are flat out - because there is a layer of inefficient management who spend all day doing round trips to MK to fuck prostitutes and chat bollocks on a paid for sex website

[Supernam]

Hook me up man, I'll actually work hard.

Loads at entry level where they are flat out - because there is a layer of inefficient management who spend all day doing round trips to MK to fuck prostitutes and chat bollocks on a paid for sex website

[Random poster]

Hook me up man, I'll actually work hard.

You definitely wont fit in then!

[Supernam]

How can I turn this into a negative, this girl is racist. She was explaining to me that I'm black not Asian, I'm Indian. I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

[Random poster]

How can I turn this into a negative, this girl is racist. She was explaining to me that I'm black not Asian, I'm Indian. I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

What happened did you book her again?

[Supernam]

What happened did you book her again?

Yeah tried to book again, I saw a different character. Kinda rude for no good reason. And dumb as hell. I rather she just said I see white guys only, I'd understand but drop the Romanian act.

[BRBRBR]

Did she party, as per her name?

[Random poster]

Yeah tried to book again, I saw a different character. Kinda rude for no good reason. And dumb as hell. I rather she just said I see white guys only, I'd understand but drop the Romanian act.

Did she know shed seen you before?

Did you actually meet her again or did she say no on the phone?

she doesnt just see white guys - she saw me and you

[Supernam]

Did she know shed seen you before? She asked, I told her

Did you actually meet her again or did she say no on the phone? No on the phone

[Random poster]

And she said she wont see you again because you are black?

[Supernam]

And she said she wont see you again because you are black?

She said I lied (about being Asian that only Chinese are Asian I'm indian). She said she doesn't mind what color I am but because of this I can't see her.

"Ya ok....but you are indian baby....asian people doesen't have black skin"

So is a no for tomorrow"

[Supernam]

She don't see blacks. Which is fine.

[bedhedred]

She said I lied (about being Asian that only Chinese are Asian I'm indian). She said she doesn't mind what color I am but because of this I can't see her.

"Ya ok....but you are indian baby....asian people doesen't have black skin"

So is a no for tomorrow"

That's just wierd. She already fucked you. Some loopy chicks out there. 

[Payyourwaymate]

This whole thread is a shambles  .

[PLeisure]

This whole thread is a shambles  .

Right ? 

[Random poster]

So she said she doesnt see blacks, i though t you said she doesnt mind what colour?

Sounds like she didnt want to see you again, i thought your meet went well hence positive - has it helped with your ED and intimacy issues?

[Crockers]

I don't understand what the OP is trying to express.

[Payyourwaymate]

I don't understand what the OP is trying to express.

OP was a fluffy push over giving the WG a positive when it's clearly a negative service he experienced and the WG is an ignorant buffoon that thinks darker skinned toned asians do not exist. OP now wants to change the review to a negative after realising she's racist LOL.

I think that's the gist of it. I'll change the rating for him since he asked.

How can I turn this into a negative, this girl is racist. She was explaining to me that I'm black not Asian, I'm Indian. I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

[bedhedred]

It took him 5 days to work out that he had a sort of positive, but mostly negative experience. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[golden bull]

🤣🤣🤣 sour grapes 🍇 because he couldn’t play ping pong 🏓

[ollielon]

To be fair where I come from (not originally from UK), Asian refers to people from East, South-East or Central Asia but middle east or Indian are very rarely called Asian .. go figure ..

is that the girl currently on the profile ? photos seems to have changed recently ...

[LLPunting]

To be fair where I come from (not originally from UK), Asian refers to people from East, South-East or Central Asia but middle east or Indian are very rarely called Asian .. go figure ..

is that the girl currently on the profile ? photos seems to have changed recently ...

Sorry to go OT but now I'm curious...
So Indians are called Indians?
How about Pakistanis?
Bangladeshis?
Myanmar(ian?)s?
Tajiks? Uzbeks? Afghanis?

[Supernam]

Sorry to go OT but now I'm curious...
So Indians are called Indians?
How about Pakistanis?
Bangladeshis?
Myanmar(ian?)s?
Tajiks? Uzbeks? Afghanis?

Darker toned Romanian gypsy are not white neither.

I don't mind that she sees only whites, but she handled herself romanianly. Politely declined would have been fine. She made it a big deal with my color.

[Supernam]

To be fair where I come from (not originally from UK), Asian refers to people from East, South-East or Central Asia but middle east or Indian are very rarely called Asian .. go figure ..

is that the girl currently on the profile ? photos seems to have changed recently ...

Yes, she's in her late 20s, really beautiful.

[king tarzan]

Darker toned Romanian gypsy are not white neither.

I don't mind that she sees only whites, but she handled herself romanianly. Politely declined would have been fine. She made it a big deal with my color.

Brown Roma gypsy are off shoots from India as are Pakistani and Bangladeshi which lots don't admit..

India is the blood origin country

[Supernam]

Brown Roma gypsy are off shoots from India as are Pakistani and Bangladeshi which lots don't admit..

India is the blood origin country

Why does it matter?

[Crockers]

I'm drawn to this thread like a moth to a flame as its basically a bizzare social commentary comedy sketch built on misunderstandings, naive love, sexual frustration, race, racial definitions and alleged racism. And more, but if I think any deeper my head will explode.

Act 1: The First Meet.

Initially the OP was happy as, even though he was denied DFK, he was enthralled by her beauty. He suspected that he was denied DFK as he was Indian. However he had described himself to her as 'Asian'.

Another Indian punter then defended her by stating that he had a decent service from her. And that he was refused DFK as well as, well, it's what Romanian girls don't do. (Which is generally true imo as only 2 have ever DFKed me, and one of them was half Romanian/half Swiss.)

However, the OP had been promised DFK but she declined on seeing him.

OP still stayed and gave a positive as she was, in his eyes, beautiful.

End of Act 1.

Act 2: The Attempted Second Meet.

Meeting denied as girl said he lied to her as he said he was Asian and not Black. In her culture, Asians are Chinese, Thai etc who are light skinned. Indians, such as the OP, are 'Bkack'. Therefore as he did not say that he was Indian, and therefore 'Black', she could not trust him. Therefore she would not see him again.

Act 3: The Crowd Debate.

Whereupon the onlookers discuss definitions of 'Black', 'Indian', 'Asian' within various cultures. It appears all cultures have different definitions.

Act 4: The Writer (me) intervenes and talks directly to the audience.

'What if the girl, by saying 'Black' did not mean those of Afro Caribbean heritage but, simply, 'skin colour'?

Is she unwilling to fuck Afro Caribbeans but happy to fuck dark skinned Indians if they describe themselves as 'Indian' rather than 'Asians'?

Act 5: The End.

OP walks off, disconsolately, never to see his beautiful girl again. He gives her a negative.

Audience members than discuss amongst themselves, as they had to the bar, whether they would shag her.

Actors for main roles:

The Girl: An Ice cold beautiful EE babe.
The OP: That 'Indian' guy who works in accounts who wants to DFK a beautiful girl. ( Sorry OP.)

Personal Note: I would not shag her as I don't think she would give me a dirty GFE. Even if I did say I was 'Indian', rather than 'Asian'. Though she does indeed look beautiful.Lol.

I think the skit would work...

[golden bull]

Act 6: Profile now looks like to be a different girl?

[FiveKnuckles]

Act 7: OP books new girl that looks very Asian