I'm drawn to this thread like a moth to a flame as its basically a bizzare social commentary comedy sketch built on misunderstandings, naive love, sexual frustration, race, racial definitions and alleged racism. And more, but if I think any deeper my head will explode.
Act 1: The First Meet.
Initially the OP was happy as, even though he was denied DFK, he was enthralled by her beauty. He suspected that he was denied DFK as he was Indian. However he had described himself to her as 'Asian'.
Another Indian punter then defended her by stating that he had a decent service from her. And that he was refused DFK as well as, well, it's what Romanian girls don't do. (Which is generally true imo as only 2 have ever DFKed me, and one of them was half Romanian/half Swiss.)
However, the OP had been promised DFK but she declined on seeing him.
OP still stayed and gave a positive as she was, in his eyes, beautiful.
End of Act 1.
Act 2: The Attempted Second Meet.
Meeting denied as girl said he lied to her as he said he was Asian and not Black. In her culture, Asians are Chinese, Thai etc who are light skinned. Indians, such as the OP, are 'Bkack'. Therefore as he did not say that he was Indian, and therefore 'Black', she could not trust him. Therefore she would not see him again.
Act 3: The Crowd Debate.
Whereupon the onlookers discuss definitions of 'Black', 'Indian', 'Asian' within various cultures. It appears all cultures have different definitions.
Act 4: The Writer (me) intervenes and talks directly to the audience.
'What if the girl, by saying 'Black' did not mean those of Afro Caribbean heritage but, simply, 'skin colour'?
Is she unwilling to fuck Afro Caribbeans but happy to fuck dark skinned Indians if they describe themselves as 'Indian' rather than 'Asians'?
Act 5: The End.
OP walks off, disconsolately, never to see his beautiful girl again. He gives her a negative.
Audience members than discuss amongst themselves, as they had to the bar, whether they would shag her.
Actors for main roles:
The Girl: An Ice cold beautiful EE babe.
The OP: That 'Indian' guy who works in accounts who wants to DFK a beautiful girl. ( Sorry OP.)
Personal Note: I would not shag her as I don't think she would give me a dirty GFE. Even if I did say I was 'Indian', rather than 'Asian'. Though she does indeed look beautiful.Lol.
I think the skit would work...