Thanks to a
fant-ASS-tic TOFTT from peter jb and a
corroboratory follow-up review from harry1980, I knew I had to get my asshole trimmed and tasty for Joana earlier this month …
Link:External Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyLogistics:Joana doesn’t answer phone calls, presumably because her English ain’t great … so, all comms is via text or WhatsApp. My first enquiring text received an auto-reply …
“I do sensual relaxing body massage one hour 70 pound happy ending with oral sex if you want baby”Knowing from peter jb’s excellent intel that an hour with this oldie was a bit too long, I asked for a half-hour session. Joana obliged and confirmed a price of £50. We thus sorted an afternoon meet … and she insisted that I confirm via text an hour before the scheduled time, otherwise she’d cancel the appointment.
Location:Joana rents a ground floor bedroom with en suite in a well-kept HMO on quiet residential road, which is a 10min walk north-east of Dollis Hill tube station. Parking is controlled til 1830. It’s a discreet area, but the shared house is a worry, as other residents are likely a bit too audibly close to the action.
The bedroom was tidy … a double bed was ready for slick licking … a TV blared out a Shakira concert … the en suite shower was pristine.
Looks:There really isn’t much to say under this heading, as no-one is ever booking Joana for her looks. She is an oldie-but-goldie, and you can view her smiley face via her WhatsApp profile pic. I imagine she was a looker decades earlier, and to be fair she still maintains a sexy persona and air.
For what it’s worth, Joana is around 5’4” and Size 14 … and she has kept up surprisingly firm C-cup hooters and a big round ass with impressively little sag.
Joana has hit her 60s, and is Brazilian. Recently arrived, her English remains limited … nonetheless, she is still able to relay warmth and super-friendliness.
Services:As Joana widely opened the front door to the house, I was surprised to see her risking a low-cut top and an above-knee skirt … mutton-dressed-as lamb … and I thus quickly ducked inside, hoping neighbours hadn’t spotted her and her risqué outfit. In the bedroom, I relaxed … and Joana proved extra-friendly and touchy-feely … all hugs and kisses, whilst trying to dance with me, as Shakira busted her hip moves on TV. As it had been a hot sweaty day already, and as I knew I wanted her face up my sweaty ass, it’d be rude not to shower … although Joana didn’t insist.
After my thorough wash, I found Joana now in just bra and knickers, swaying to another Shakira song. She then directed me to the bed, and I lay prone … as Joana cooed ‘Oohs’ and ‘Aahs’, feeling up my legs and ass, and incomprehensibly waffling what sounded like compliments. She then checked that I’d be happy with oil, before getting on with a rudimentary hand massage of my back, neck, shoulders and arms … I wasn’t expecting much massage-wise, and simply looked forward to her now renowned oral tekkers. Before that, Joana undressed fully and straddled my ass, enjoying grinding her oiled pussy over my glutes, as she handled my neck and shoulders. She then dropped down to B2B, dolloping her hangers over my back, whilst sucking and nibbling at my earlobes. Joana next slid back to kneel between my feet … and oiled up my legs, from heels to glutes, and straight into deep CC-swipes and pressing around my gooch. More B2B then followed, but this time along with plentiful CC-swipes and copious reach-unders. Joana finally settled into a crouch between my splayed knees, and she further splayed out my thighs and glutes … and the kicked off!
First, I felt Joana suck up my glans in tight-suction OWO … then she licked along my undershaft, rolling up my balls one by one in her slobbering mouth … and suddenly dug her tongue deep up my asshole. Wow! It rolled around in there, as she spread my buttcheeks, and pressed her nose in my crack and chin against my gooch. Fucking amazing effort … her tongue felt like firm fingers during prostate massage, in-and-out deeply, rolling around-and-around … akin to DFK but one-way from mouth-to-ass! And I felt Joana suck my anus intermittently, an unusual but utterly awesome feeling. As if Joana wasn’t digging deep enough, I arched up my pelvis to give her more access, and she took the opportunity … somehow penetrating deeper with tongue, mouth, nose and chin. And all the while, I loved how Joana expertly held on to my cock … just gently stroking it, enough to keep my hard but not enough to make me climax all too soon. I finally got up on my knees, essentially in a head-down-ass-up doggy position … allowing Joana’s wet face to lick and stick, spit and suck … simply ravishing!
From here, Joana turned me around, and I lay back … my cock now bolt upright, and now quickly into Joana’s hungry mouth. Superb OWO followed with unflinching eye contact and over-the-top moans … from both of us! I hoped Shakira was drowning out our volume from any eager ears upstairs! My balls got worked into Joana’s mouth too … and soon enough her face dropped below sight and up my asshole again … marvellous! Deep rimming made all the more deeper by me hoiking up my splayed knees against my chest … and here I recall Joana now blowing up my anus, as well as sucking it out … just ace!
Dropping my legs back down, Joana resurfaced to gobble up my cock and balls again … and I really was not gonna last much longer. As we locked eyes, I spurted hard and plenty into Joana’s wel-cum mouth … overflow dribbled out one corner of her mouth, which she deftly rolled back through her lips with a finger. Even when done cumming, Joana’s mouth remained locked around my shaft … and I watched her gulp twice, and then carry on with gentle wind-down OWO whilst massaging my tender balls. Truly skillful.
Finally, Joana released my gear from her glorious oral trap, blabbing compliments about my “special” cock and my cum, as she massaged my thighs. As there was nothing to wet-wipe, it was time to shower again. All done, I returned to find Joana dressed back in risqué style, dancing to Shakira still on stage on TV. I dressed up, as I pretended to understand her animated banter. More hugs, and a double kiss (I hope she’d at least wet-wiped her face/mouth while I was in the shower!) and I was led out … 36mins done.
Conclusion:Joana is out of my age and her location is out of my way … but good Golly, she was
Positive-ly worth visiting and I’ll no doubt be dragging my ass there regularly. I shall never need anything more than 30mins (£50) of a
Massage starter, a main course of ravishing
Rimming, and a succulent dessert of
Swallow … bliss!
