Joana Massage in Willesden

[harry1980]

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Thanks to the recent review From Peter JB, I decided I fancied a bit of Brazilian Milf 

Comms
Via WhatsApp. No issues, responds well. English is not her strong point so keep it simple.

Venue
Shared house, didn’t see anyone else. Has the ground floor bedroom with en suite. The room and shower have been recently renovated I would say and it’s all spotless. Big shower and very clean which was used before and after. Quiet residential street. One of the nicer ones in Willisden! Parking at one end with pay as you park otherwise it’s permit only during the day.

The WG
She’s 60 (so she told me). Good for her age. Not slim, not fat. C cup chest, not saggy but quite wholesome. Very friendly and very horny  Was dressed casually in a blouse and skirt. Nothing really sexy about her.

The Experience
Very friendly when opened the door, very touchy fealy welcome. Into the room and she’s smiley and very little English. Hit the shower quick, onto the bed naked face down. She’s straight into my back nibbling my ear asking if I fancy her. Eh yeah I guess so 

I actually wanted to get a half decent massage and she did try her best but think she’s more into hurrying the massage as she’s so bloody horny! Why can’t all FSBM be like this 

Anyway, she give up on the massage after about 5 mins and decides she’s going to run my ass  So she’s licking my ass and pulling my cock out from underneath and alternating. She’s done this before 

She flips me over and continues the OWO, I’m enjoying it and then she’s crawling up my body wanting some tongue action. I’m a little hesitant after she’s had her tongue up my rear! No thanks, and I push her back down to the little fella.

After about 20 mins of rimming and OWO she’s desperate for me to unload so I stand up and she takes the whole lot licking he lips and even cleaning my cock with her mouth 

Another shower and I thank her for her time. Not much else to say. She’s like that saying - does what it says in the tin.

Return?
Absolutely. You know what your getting here!

Oh and I paid £70 for an hour I believe as that’s all she offered. Thing I was there 40 minutes but it was me rushing out the door for work and think she was hoping for round 2 and 3, I just didn’t have the time.

[wannabe]

Thanks for the review. Does she get completely naked? And can you touch, kiss her breasts etc? She sounds great value for the money, even if she does short change on time.

[peter jb]

I wish she did the £50 30 mins options she used to do , as she would be full on sucking you dry for whole 30 mins . I paid for hour, but after coming twice , what with her limited English and her age , I was looking for an excuse to leave , but think she would have been offended , so had long shower until hour up .
She was naked throughout with me and kissing was encouraged everywhere .

[wannabe]

Thanks for the extra info, very useful.

[harry1980]

Yes completely naked and you can kiss her tits - she loves that!

[kumar29]

Great review. One for the HL.

[Fully Sated]

Thanks to the recent review From Peter JB, I decided I fancied a bit of Brazilian Milf...

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[Bene3887]

Hi All, (1st time post: been locked up with covid, so not been able to join in till now)

On reading these reviews I decided to dip my toe into the water, and liked the idea of a little rimming to get things going. When I contacted her I was offered 60min for £70, I enquired about a 30 min option, and she was happy to accommodate at £50 for 30 min.

Once the paperwork was sorted, we started with naked massage for 10 mins, back and arms then she climbed on top and started rubbing my back with her pussy, with a few reach unders, then some lingering CC swipes, followed by a min or so or rimming, would have liked a bit more of the to honest.  Then flipped over, straight down on the little man, slow at 1st with a load of tongue action along the leg and the balls, been a while so I exploded pretty quick which she lapped up.

Offered a shower, and was out the door pretty much straight after, I think I was there maybe 25 min, inc a quick shower.

Not too bad for my first venture, back in the big wide world.

[peter jb]

Welcome, and glad you confirmed 30 mins available. She can easily make me cum twice in that time , and often a quick detour for 1/2 h is perfect 👍

[unus669]

Thanks for the review OP.

Did you agree the OWO and rimming before hand?

Or is it all down to luck?

Cheers

[peter jb]

With me it was a given ad seen her before, and I turn up shaved and showered.
I think she likes these services as much as client 😂

[hugo.s]

shes impossible to get hold of, anyone else experiencing same ?

was told on sunday available monday afternoon, texted her before noon to confirm when and got no response.

doesnt answer calls either :/

[joe diddley]

shes impossible to get hold of, anyone else experiencing same ?

was told on sunday available monday afternoon, texted her before noon to confirm when and got no response.

doesnt answer calls either :/

She might be a little freaked out by the likely massively and inexplicably (to her) increase in the volume of calls by would-be rimmees. 

[peter jb]

I was going to see her next week for 30 mins , and when contacted her via WhatsApp, she said let me know day before .
Quite quick getting back via WhatsApp if she’s online I found .

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Thanks for posting    Sounds like a useful number to have on a day when you have a spare 30 mins or so . 

[pa5151]

shes impossible to get hold of, anyone else experiencing same ?

This thread has been viewed 2.5k times. Probably at least an extra 50-100 guys in the last couple of weeks texting her to have their arse catered for. 

[Harryhood]

I  was with her yesterday,  have seen her before in Willesden.
She loves  shoving her tongue up your arse, she takes cim whilst looking at you, but didn't swallow although she did previously.

She showed me all the messages on her phone saying 3 men a day is enough.
Nicer room than any of her previous abodes

[horsa]

does anyone have her number that works? 

[peter jb]

07927748254 is the WhatsApp no. I used last time, but it’s been a year , so not sure still applicable.

[clittielicker]

Phone number is still the same, I messaged today and asked simply if she was working. I got a quick reply and photos and booked for tomorrow. 1 hour £70 massage and much more, not sure if sex is on the menu, I will know in 24 hours. I will go with the attitude not on the menu as this is a good price for 1 hour of fun.

[dick turpin45]

Hi Reading all the reviews made me curious so I've taken the plunge. Not Sent me any photos though  if you still have any would you mind sharing.

[harry1980]

Hi Reading all the reviews made me curious so I've taken the plunge. Not Sent me any photos though  if you still have any would you mind sharing.

Why don’t you go see her and write a review or text her and ask for photos rather than ask others on here to send photos that aren’t in the public domain.

[dick turpin45]

I'm booked in but no photos, only after some facial photos

[Suffolkseeker]

I  was with her yesterday,  have seen her before in Willesden.
She loves  shoving her tongue up your arse, she takes cim whilst looking at you, but didn't swallow although she did previously.

She showed me all the messages on her phone saying 3 men a day is enough.
Nicer room than any of her previous abodes

Has she moved from Willesden?

[Kev40ish]

I'm booked in but no photos, only after some facial photos

How about you take a risk, visit her or ask her to send you a picture?
Then maybe you’ll finally do a review after all this time..
the clock is definitely ticking on you now..

[bigden40]

Has she moved from Willesden?

She’s 5 mins walk from Dollis Hill