Author Topic: Lily @ Lady Janes Failsworth (Read 4161 times)

Thearwickian · « **on:** July 25, 2021, 11:05:12 am »

Location Down market parlour on main road between Oldham and Manchester.

Price £30 for 20mins

The lady Quite tall and slim, long hair, false lashes, some tats, pumped up lips, bit of a baby belly, small boobs with bullet nipples.

Comms Called to book but it really was just turn up and see whose available.

The meet I fancied a walk on the sleazy side so arrived for a bit of morning fun. There were 3 girls in reception having a Maccies. I picked Lily as the other 2 said nothing and didn't seem bothered. Lily was at least funny to talk to. On the phone I had requested kissing and HR as the main events and got told that all girls do that. In the room Lilly went straight for some rough hand action so I slowed her down a bit. She said she couldn't kiss as she'd just had her lips done. She then did at bit of OW which didn't really interest me. Got a bit of a suck on those big nipples. Highlight was me straddling her and wanking onto her belly and boobs.

Verdict It could have been a low neutral on basis of services received but I've got for neg as the services offered didn't match those promised.

Goldfinch · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2021, 11:11:34 am »

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Bustydusty · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2021, 11:44:02 am »

It really is an absolute piss take for her to say no kissing because of something she chose to do - Don’t fuckin work then

Kool Keef · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2021, 12:13:04 pm »

This place looks like a proper shit tip from the main rd, despite that i still fancy a visit, i'm partial to a cheap, sleazy parlour when the mood takes.
Might try & get a visit to this one, Tropical Palms & Scarletts in August just for the experience.

Thanks for the review by the way, good to see these under the radar places reviewed

Die_Yuppie_Scum · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2021, 12:41:47 pm »

Quote from: Kool Keef on July 25, 2021, 12:13:04 pm

This place looks like a proper shit tip from the main rd, despite that i still fancy a visit, i'm partial to a cheap, sleazy parlour when the mood takes.
Might try & get a visit to this one, Tropical Palms & Scarletts in August just for the experience.

To call this place a shit hole would be an insult to every other shit hole out there. I've only been once & that was enough.

When i went the entrance was strewn with broken glass & used laughing gas canisters. In the reception area the carpets & furniture looked like they should have been sent to the tip in 1980. The room i used had a ceiling that looked like it was going to come down in the very near future. Walls also looked like they may cave in at any moment. The bathroom had a non working toilet & no hot water, appeared that it hadn't been cleaned in the last decade.

Amazed the place gets enough business to keep running. I think it's been there a while though so must appeal to some. Scarletts is a luxury parlor compared to this place.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2021, 01:22:11 pm »

Quote from: Die_Yuppie_Scum on July 25, 2021, 12:41:47 pm

To call this place a shit hole would be an insult to every other shit hole out there. I've only been once & that was enough.

When i went the entrance was strewn with broken glass & used laughing gas canisters. In the reception area the carpets & furniture looked like they should have been sent to the tip in 1980. The room i used had a ceiling that looked like it was going to come down in the very near future. Walls also looked like they may cave in at any moment. The bathroom had a non working toilet & no hot water, appeared that it hadn't been cleaned in the last decade.

Amazed the place gets enough business to keep running. I think it's been there a while though so must appeal to some. Scarletts is a luxury parlor compared to this place.

But apart from all that it was great eh??

I'll get my Hazmat suit ready to wear if i visit

RogerHealey · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2021, 02:17:24 pm »

Quote from: Kool Keef on July 25, 2021, 01:22:11 pm

But apart from all that it was great eh??
I'll get my Hazmat suit ready to wear if i visit

Lady Jane's : where Covid fears to tread....

wilburs horse · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2021, 02:30:22 pm »

You can't compare Scarletts to this.

fbarge · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2021, 09:04:51 pm »

HEY - A review on the most run down sleaziest dump in Manchester. Thanks TA DA!

I went a few times around 4 years ago when I wanted a mature CIM included specialist at midnight - it was a Uber shit tip
Chloes up the road was the same
I assume Roms are de riguer there now?

Place owned by the guy who owns liaisons I heard?

Thanks again for the review

Backstreetboy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2021, 09:49:12 pm »

No - superannuated mill girls I think - and yes!

Bustydusty · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2021, 12:19:37 am »

Quote from: fbarge on July 25, 2021, 09:04:51 pm

HEY - A review on the most run down sleaziest dump in Manchester. Thanks TA DA!

I went a few times around 4 years ago when I wanted a mature CIM included specialist at midnight - it was a Uber shit tip
Chloes up the road was the same
I assume Roms are de riguer there now?

Place owned by the guy who owns liaisons I heard?

Thanks again for the review

I went to chloe’s years ago just the once - was shit but compared to this maybe was good

Kool Keef · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2021, 09:49:31 am »

Is Chloe's still open?

wilburs horse · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2021, 09:56:04 am »

Not been past Chloes for a while, last I heard the building was in a state of disrepair and not used.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2021, 10:38:45 am »

Quote from: wilburs horse on July 26, 2021, 09:56:04 am

Not been past Chloes for a while, last I heard the building was in a state of disrepair and not used.

strokeyjoe · « **Reply #14 on:** December 27, 2021, 02:08:15 pm »

Drove past here the other day, scaffolding up all around the building. I'm going to assume it isn't open at the moment. Whether it will reopen as lady Jane's, who knows

had a few good punts there in my youth, but will happily agree it was a shit hole, lol

Dickled · « **Reply #15 on:** December 27, 2021, 05:03:16 pm »

Talking of such places does anybody know if Silks in Chadderton and Indulge in Dukinfield are still open?

Backstreetboy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 27, 2021, 08:01:26 pm »

Lady Janes now operates from Lisisons in Rochdale - or did - It seemed to open when they could get girls- and punters - at the same time. Failsworth is desrcribed as closed for good - apartment conversion under way??

Silks - now a late night operation. I made the mistake of trying it and met Lily and then Mercedes - ex Lady Janes both (?) Put me off for life - but Silks do have occasional good uns like Kiera or Louise.

Indulge - sorry - no idea!

Bustydusty · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2021, 12:18:02 am »

Quote from: Dickled on December 27, 2021, 05:03:16 pm

Talking of such places does anybody know if Silks in Chadderton and Indulge in Dukinfield are still open?

Indulgence? In dukinfield
Not been for years but used to see many of the girls from there at parties in Reddish

Have you tried phoning?

Geoff800 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2021, 08:04:39 am »

Indulge been shut for a while, think since the lockdown.

Author Topic: Lily @ Lady Janes Failsworth (Read 4161 times)

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