Author Topic: English-rosieelee / Tulse Hill  (Read 2793 times)


6 review(s) for British-Ruby (2 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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Link: External Link/Members Only / "English-rosieelee" at the time of posting.

Price paid: £220 for 2 hours I think (I see it's now 230). The declining average cost of her time-price schedule made me take the longer punt.

Communication: Got number via adultwork message. I have a lot of feedback again so not sure if this fast tracked me to getting the number and made me avoid sending a selfie and shit as she has requested off others  :crazy: :wacko:.

Venue: Her gaff, rent probably subsidised by the state. middle floor flat in one of those three-story builds. Walking distance from Tulse Hill station I believe it was. I found parking okay.
Discreet enough I suppose as although a residential street it has a certain outer London winding road with trees characteristic.
The people in the other flats in her building were probably at work when I went in the AM so can't guarantee if will all be as discreet on the inside as it was for me walking up.
The deed was done in her personal bedroom with child's things around as others reported  :wackogirl:.

Looks/arrival: Cool woman, felt quite casual. Exchanged money and showered.
Body definitely not on the level of the one solitary picture presently on her AW but I expected as much.
I suspect she was quite good looking in her youth but hard life took its toll. She has reversed this somewhat with a boob job that was good quality in my judgement but I'm no expert. Overall she is quite rectangular. Would not classify her as curvy. Legs are approaching on the chunky tree way. Milf gut and if I recall correctly a belly button piercing (could be remembering that wrong).
Her face would be her best characteristic I'd say and that nothing to shout home about. 7 at max/ a generous push.

Services: I think ("deep french") kissing was on the cards but I didn't indulge much as I didn't fancy her much. Fingering was good and she squirted (or pissed  :sarcastic:) a few times from this amidst being receptive.
Sex was good. She rides well for a largish woman who isn't particularly athletic. Can take a pounding from behind. Pretty loud fuck.
Oral Without was so-so. Paid attention to it all down to the balls but was somehow nothing particularly of note.
I think every time I cummed it was CIM. Not particularly clear if or how much she swallowed.

Hygeine was so so. Pussy (or ass) had a little whiff to it when I was digging it out from behind and I did notice the bottom of her feet were quite dirty.

Additional notes:
- Her kid is mixed race (saw pics ~facepalm~) and given her general conduct she defo likes brothers from what I could pick up on; some would call her an urban roadgirl. So given I'm probably a bit older and a lot paler than what she likes I guess she gets thumbs up for being a professional and giving an uninhibited service.
- She is a chatty Pat and gives a lot of personal info about herself including (accidentally?) her real name. Which is so amateurish for a prossie (and ironic given her apparent paranoia and screening process). Not like I'm a regular.
- She has a few lesbian looking piercings Lol


Overall: D grade
I guess this is the equivalent of a dumb kid trying their best on the exam but still not getting a pass grade.
Nice woman, decent service, by no means ugly. But nah, the price alone takes this one down to a negative. I am not one to complain about prices, but rather I just call it when it's ridiculously poor VFM. Good luck to her nonetheless.
This prossie is British prossie surcharge price personified. If she were EE no one would come through the door.

Would I return? If she paid me £130 an hour yeah.
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Offline bst

Also should have added she seems genuinely low volume and no clock watching or rushing at all.
I definitely could have stayed longer but not sure if that would have included additional action or just her telling her life story with twat.
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Offline bst

Loooooooooool my last comment was meant to say life story with P...i....ers Morgan. Seems it auto converts to "twat" on this site? Funny from admin/mod.
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Offline cotton

On the hygeine issue was the whiff pussy or ass ?

Offline bst

Not clear.....hence my phrasing. I just know it whoofted up during doggy.
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Offline Saltnpepper

😤 I got the same Whiff in doggy too. I can confirm it was fanny 🤣. When I get that whiff I just speed up and say I need to get out of here quick.

Offline bst

For fuck sakes!

I'm a guy who usually indulges in RO butt cos I didn't particularly fancy her I didn't, hence I couldn't be as certain as I usually am for such things.. But there you have it confirmed by SnP - smelly vag  :vomit:
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Thanks for the review. I was lining her up for a P&D and had exchanged a few emails/texts but she told me she now was only working weekends. No good to me so I moved on. I saw her green light was on yesterday. :dash: No loss by the sounds of it. :hi:

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To be fair she isn't a bad P&D option. Ask SnP for his thoughts there. I pretty much recommended her to him for a P&D option in spite of my experience.
At my age now I like a good hour or more session with more than just sex, which you may be able to tell from my reviews. So for me she just isn't my portion, namely as not attracted to her and she has questionable hygeine (hence can't indulge in RO and other "body worship" type stuff etc).


PS now I think about it, my fingers didn't smell after fingering to be fair. THAT was why I wasn't sure if ass or pussy smell. But looks like it is one of those that the smell comes from deep after you open it up with your cock and in doggy  :lol:
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To be fair she isn't a bad P&D option. Ask SnP for his thoughts there. I pretty much recommended her to him for a P&D option in spite of my experience.
At my age now I like a good hour or more session with more than just sex, which you may be able to tell from my reviews. So for me she just isn't my portion, namely as not attracted to her and she has questionable hygeine (hence can't indulge in RO and other "body worship" type stuff etc).


PS now I think about it, my fingers didn't smell after fingering to be fair. THAT was why I wasn't sure if ass or pussy smell. But looks like it is one of those that the smell comes from deep after you open it up with your cock and in doggy  :lol:

I was more interested in blow and go but I can't be arsed to chase her around while she decides if/when she's going to work.

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The sporadic availability is due to working out of her actual gaff if and when child is being looked after from relative.....
It is all very seedy with this one  :lol:
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