Link:
External Link/Members Only / "English-rosieelee" at the time of posting.
Price paid: £220 for 2 hours I think (I see it's now 230). The declining average cost of her time-price schedule made me take the longer punt.
Communication: Got number via adultwork message. I have a lot of feedback again so not sure if this fast tracked me to getting the number and made me avoid sending a selfie and shit as she has requested off others

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Venue: Her gaff, rent probably subsidised by the state. middle floor flat in one of those three-story builds. Walking distance from Tulse Hill station I believe it was. I found parking okay.
Discreet enough I suppose as although a residential street it has a certain outer London winding road with trees characteristic.
The people in the other flats in her building were probably at work when I went in the AM so can't guarantee if will all be as discreet on the inside as it was for me walking up.
The deed was done in her personal bedroom with child's things around as others reported

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Looks/arrival: Cool woman, felt quite casual. Exchanged money and showered.
Body definitely not on the level of the one solitary picture presently on her AW but I expected as much.
I suspect she was quite good looking in her youth but hard life took its toll. She has reversed this somewhat with a boob job that was good quality in my judgement but I'm no expert. Overall she is quite rectangular. Would not classify her as curvy. Legs are approaching on the chunky tree way. Milf gut and if I recall correctly a belly button piercing (could be remembering that wrong).
Her face would be her best characteristic I'd say and that nothing to shout home about. 7 at max/ a generous push.
Services: I think ("deep french") kissing was on the cards but I didn't indulge much as I didn't fancy her much. Fingering was good and she squirted (or pissed

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Sex was good. She rides well for a largish woman who isn't particularly athletic. Can take a pounding from behind. Pretty loud fuck.
Oral Without was so-so. Paid attention to it all down to the balls but was somehow nothing particularly of note.
I think every time I cummed it was CIM. Not particularly clear if or how much she swallowed.
Hygeine was so so. Pussy (or ass) had a little whiff to it when I was digging it out from behind and I did notice the bottom of her feet were quite dirty.
Additional notes:
- Her kid is mixed race (saw pics ~facepalm~) and given her general conduct she defo likes brothers from what I could pick up on; some would call her an urban roadgirl. So given I'm probably a bit older and a lot paler than what she likes I guess she gets thumbs up for being a professional and giving an uninhibited service.
- She is a chatty Pat and gives a lot of personal info about herself including (accidentally?) her real name. Which is so amateurish for a prossie (and ironic given her apparent paranoia and screening process). Not like I'm a regular.
- She has a few lesbian looking piercings Lol
Overall: D grade
I guess this is the equivalent of a dumb kid trying their best on the exam but still not getting a pass grade.
Nice woman, decent service, by no means ugly. But nah, the price alone takes this one down to a negative. I am not one to complain about prices, but rather I just call it when it's ridiculously poor VFM. Good luck to her nonetheless.
This prossie is British prossie surcharge price personified. If she were EE no one would come through the door.
Would I return? If she paid me £130 an hour yeah.