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Contacted Elena one evening and her comms were initially good - she had availability within the hour. Quoted £50ph for massage plus extras.
Got to the street and was told it would be another 20 minutes. It was a pleasant evening so I wandered, and then 20 became 35. Should have walked.
Got buzzed in to a modern, albeit cigarette fragranced flat and Elena appeared, basically a budget version of the picture she sends you on WhatsApp. Average build EE blonde woman. Not unattractive but underwhelming.
She did apologise profusely for the delay. Then she offered what I thought to be 30min massage + 30 minute sex for 120. I said I just wanted hand relief so was quoted 80 for what I thought would be an hour.
No shower offered which was fine given I had. Started with a quite pleasant back and legs massage for about 15 minutes at which point I was flipped onto the front, she took off her robe and started vigorously wanking me.
Evidently she had no intention of keeping me there for the quoted hour but wanted me out as soon as possible. I tried to slow her down and asked for some massage on my front which she did unenthusiastically for about 30 seconds. I was out within 20 minutes.
It was the end of the day to be fair but she seemed tired, unengaged and didn't deliver.
All in all pretty horrendous given what you can get for £80 in half an hour (eg full service at HOD for £70). Serves me right for picking a random off gumtree rather than travelling to someone well reviewed. She says she works near Palmers Green too for anyone else who wants to dodge a bullet.
Topic: Elena - Wood Green - crappy expensive perfunctory massage (Read 2014 times)