Author Topic: Elena - Wood Green - crappy expensive perfunctory massage  (Read 2007 times)


7 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 4785729) (1 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by tantraman]

Offline paper_p

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Contacted Elena one evening and her comms were initially good - she had availability within the hour. Quoted £50ph for massage plus extras.

Got to the street and was told it would be another 20 minutes. It was a pleasant evening so I wandered, and then 20 became 35. Should have walked.

Got buzzed in to a modern, albeit cigarette fragranced flat and Elena appeared, basically a budget version of the picture she sends you on WhatsApp. Average build EE blonde woman. Not unattractive but underwhelming.

She did apologise profusely for the delay. Then she offered what I thought to be 30min massage + 30 minute sex for 120. I said I just wanted hand relief so was quoted 80 for what I thought would be an hour.

No shower offered which was fine given I had. Started with a quite pleasant back and legs massage for about 15 minutes at which point I was flipped onto the front, she took off her robe and started vigorously wanking me.

Evidently she had no intention of keeping me there for the quoted hour but wanted me out as soon as possible. I tried to slow her down and asked for some massage on my front which she did unenthusiastically for about 30 seconds. I was out within 20 minutes.

It was the end of the day to be fair but she seemed tired, unengaged and didn't deliver.

All in all pretty horrendous given what you can get for £80 in half an hour (eg full service at HOD for £70). Serves me right for picking a random off gumtree rather than travelling to someone well reviewed. She says she works near Palmers Green too for anyone else who wants to dodge a bullet.

Offline Boss_Grinz

She has a number of ads on Gumtree, blondish chubby lass and from her pic its off putting
Well you TOFTT :wacko:

Offline Wiley Kat

Do you know if its the same girl who's on adultwork under the name niko. Her pics looked good but the lack of reviews made me hesitant of booking her.

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She has a number of ads on Gumtree, blondish chubby lass and from her pic its off putting
Well you TOFTT :wacko:

Yeah I've never fancied it.

Offline Boss_Grinz

Yeah I've never fancied it.

I messaged her once and got the details for the services and asked for his pic to be sent and I thought nah, but searching in North London came across quite a few ads from her 2 ads had her pics and I did the walk before getting there

Offline Boss_Grinz

Is this the SP as I her previous links are inactive now
Based in Palmers Green and I am sure it is her from the colour of her hair
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Offline paper_p

Looks like a photofit of her - could be, might not - probably not worth the risk

Offline Lance81

That's Elena. She moves around a lot. Don't bother. The worst experience I've had. I wouldn't go back if it was free.


Offline Bassman

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How much like those photos does she look? Looks good to me in them

Offline Wiley Kat

I reviewed her recently, the face is accurate but her body is chubbier.

Offline Budgiesmuggler

Saw here a while ago in Croydon and it was equally underwhelming from start to finish.....AVOID

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I reviewed her recently, the face is accurate but her body is chubbier.

She used to post pics of herself on Gumtree and she's seriously dumpy.

Offline tantraman

Oh, mate, I wish I'd realized this review was of the waster whom I'd thought I'd TOFTT'd back in June. Then, she was going by 'Lidia' on Gumtree ...

Lidia (TOFTT: Massage, Tit-job, HR) in N22 (Wood Green)

... :dash:


Offline tantramat

She's also now using the name Aida on Gumtree, still in Wood Green. I came very close to booking her, fortunately took the time to check reviews, and found this thread... Has anyone had a good experience with her?

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Never book an EE prozzie for a massage. They're never trained

Simple: Whorses for courses