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Author Topic: sick of escorts who dont know what PPP is......  (Read 5604 times)

Offline Trenlover

seriously how the fuck can you go into escorting and not properly educate yourself about these kinds of things.

Ive seen a few different escorts recently and they have all either made comments about my ppp or either stopped, stared, and meticulously inspected it. They all mistake it from for a STD and well it pisses me off so much and TOTALLY kills the mood. I go limb as a noodle when they start asking/inspecting it.

escorts reading this, learn what the fuck ppp is.


Offline madeinwales56

Well, I didn't know what it was and chances are not many other board members either so here's some info courtesy of Wikipedia.

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JB1969

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Haha payment protection plan  :crazy:

James999

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Whatever you do don't tell them  :dash:

What is it some sort of secret code that you expect them all to investigate, the reality is they don't give a fuck and many have trouble with basic English, let alone reading and understanding, and you expect them to research. Nice rant but pointless.  :thumbsdown:

James999

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« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 10:03:16 am by James999 »

robs one

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seriously how the fuck can you go into escorting and not properly educate yourself about these kinds of things.

Ive seen a few different escorts recently and they have all either made comments about my ppp or either stopped, stared, and meticulously inspected it. They all mistake it from for a STD and well it pisses me off so much and TOTALLY kills the mood. I go limb as a noodle when they start asking/inspecting it.

escorts reading this, learn what the fuck ppp is.
Why don't you get them removed?

Offline mcb

I don't think you have a right to be arsey. You have lumps on your penis and an escort’s first thought is going to be “STD”. I didn’t know what PPP was, and still wouldn’t if I saw lumps like that on a penis. If I saw lumps like that, I’d see a doctor straight away thinking it was an STD.

PPP isn’t common knowledge as evidenced by the number of members with penises on here not knowing either. If you don't want the escort to have a nasty shock, educate them first. You're the one with lumps on their penis, you have to set the precedent. You can't walk on with your penis swinging about with lumps on and not expect an escort to go, “Erm, what are them?” and for you to go, “It’s PPP and it's not an STD! God, woman!”


Offline finn5555

Does away with the need for dotted condoms  :sarcastic:

Offline Trenlover


PPP isn’t common knowledge as evidenced by the number of members with penises on here not knowing either. If you don't want the escort to have a nasty shock, educate them first. You're the one with lumps on their penis, you have to set the precedent. You can't walk on with your penis swinging about with lumps on and not expect an escort to go, “Erm, what are them?” and for you to go, “It’s PPP and it's not an STD! God, woman!”

The difference between escorts and punters though, it that escorts see hundred's of dicks a week. Punters on the other hand, probably do not.

As such you would of expected the escort to have atleast seen ppp before and therefore know what it is.


James999

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If a pro$$ie is seeing hundreds a week as you suggest then if she sees a cock that looks infected or wrong she may as well just turn it away rather than take the chance, and in the time it takes to research it she could be seeing another client, as suggested above why not get the problem sorted instead of complaining that others are not accomodating with your problem  :music:

cockneybstrd

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The difference between escorts and punters though, it that escorts see hundred's of dicks a week. Punters on the other hand, probably do not.

As such you would of expected the escort to have atleast seen ppp before and therefore know what it is.


I think your being a bit unfair. you cant expect them not to think it could be an STD as looking at the photo from the link that was provided it does look like you have some kind of STD. As that was my first reaction.
 

Cant you go and have it sorted ??

JB1969

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Look if you compare a photo of a ppp to warts on a penis they are at time similar as not all genital warts come up as a wart, so just because a prossie chooses to rather be cautious than to take the chance of sucking a cock covered in warts is not her fault.  Just means she takes her personal hygiene and the health safety of her clients a bit more serious.  If you are going to discuss people educating themselves about it you really need to do your research yourself before spewing such nasty comments. And if you have ppp why have you not had it treated yet?

Sienna_Bronze

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Don't know if this has been said but why don't you explain what you have in the initial contact. If someone popped out a knob with lumps all over I'd be cautious. I know what skin tags look like and now they don't bother me, but you can't expect a woman to have intimate contact with you if you haven't at least talked to them about it first.

James999

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Don't know if this has been said but why don't you explain what you have in the initial contact.

Because Any pro$$ie with half a brain (he can hope that's nto many) would just delete and block him, why would they take the chance, if something looks wrong and like and STD they will act accordingly, that's why they had it treated on embarrasing bodies, if the OP cares then get it sorted, if not stick to wanking and booking barebackers who probably wouldn't give a shit anyway  :music:

Offline dandaley


I think your being a bit unfair. you cant expect them not to think it could be an STD as looking at the photo from the link that was provided it does look like you have some kind of STD. As that was my first reaction.
 

Cant you go and have it sorted ??

i agree if i was a wg and saw that i would freak and you cant blame em why would they have seen that before, some might never have.

Offline Matium

It's not expensive or difficult to get rid of PPP.

You can do it yourself with lemon juice.

It's best just to get rid of them.

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cockneybstrd

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Out of interest (not sure if your married etc) but if you pull that out in front of civvy bird whats her reaction. Is it oh that just PPP or does she say I aint touching that it looks like you have knob rot ???

Offline wristjob

What is ppp?

Point to point protocol - it's a protocol modems use to connect to the ISP. Frankly I've never been impressed with prostitute's technical knowledge of computing and networking - they would never get a good job in IT.

Offline mcb

The difference between escorts and punters though, it that escorts see hundred's of dicks a week. Punters on the other hand, probably do not.

As such you would of expected the escort to have atleast seen ppp before and therefore know what it is.
I think you're confusing escorts with medical professionals.

You had an abnormality on your glans. Now stop projecting that frustration on those who are unfamiliar with the condition and do something about it. Whether that's having it medically seen to (if that's possible) or warning escorts in the future.

potato

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If the OP doesn't want to get them removed then maybe he should print off the pic and details and take it with him to meetings ?

jcdmj12

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I think your being a bit unfair. you cant expect them not to think it could be an STD as looking at the photo from the link that was provided it does look like you have some kind of STD. As that was my first reaction.
 

Cant you go and have it sorted ??

Most civvie birds are probably too drunk and have too little knowlege of STDs to worry by the time this happens.

GeeWiz

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So many girls have not been with a circumcised guy before me, so it's hardly surprising they've not seen this before.  You shouldn't take it personally, if indeed you do.

robs one

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I would be more worried if a WG didn't take any notice at least you know your with one that does worry about std's and cleanliness.
If she jumped straight on it she will jump on any thing.
I personally would just get it treated rather than go though all that bollocks before a punt

Offline Anadin

If it's such a problem you should go for laser treatment as that's really the only way to get rid of them. The home treatments are all bollocks imho. I'm uncircumcised & have them but it's never been a problem but it really did worry me when I was a kid.

cockneybstrd

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I ll turn the situation aroud if it was prossie or civvy bird with a load of what appears to be a puss spots around her wizard sleeve

I wouldnt go anywhere near it even if she got out her phone and showed me on wikipedia that it was perfectly safe as there would still be a chance she was riddled with something

Maybe that is me being paranoid. 

SirFrank

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Yeah it sucks when WGs don't fully comprehend genuine medical conditions. I've got a flatulence problem which prossies don't seem to get. It's particularly problematic when I'm having my pebbles or ring piece played with. Unfortunately my last punt was the day after a kebab and when the girl started rimming me she took two direct El Niño blasts in the face and ended up with third degree burns. Sadly she now looks like Simon Weston. I did of course apologise but she was furious. She also threw me out mid punt. I paid for an hour and only got 25 mins. Bitch

Rochdull lad

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Yeah it sucks when WGs don't fully comprehend genuine medical conditions. I've got a flatulence problem which prossies don't seem to get. It's particularly problematic when I'm having my pebbles or ring piece played with. Unfortunately my last punt was the day after a kebab and when the girl started rimming me she took two direct El Niño blasts in the face and ended up with third degree burns. Sadly she now looks like Simon Weston. I did of course apologise but she was furious. She also threw me out mid punt. I paid for an hour and only got 25 mins. Bitch

Wasn't it Frank Carson who said, "It's the way I tell 'em! ;) ?

:D  :D  :D

cockneybstrd

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Yeah it sucks when WGs don't fully comprehend genuine medical conditions. I've got a flatulence problem which prossies don't seem to get. It's particularly problematic when I'm having my pebbles or ring piece played with. Unfortunately my last punt was the day after a kebab and when the girl started rimming me she took two direct El Niño blasts in the face and ended up with third degree burns. Sadly she now looks like Simon Weston. I did of course apologise but she was furious. She also threw me out mid punt. I paid for an hour and only got 25 mins. Bitch

Simon Weston ha ha ha...... I was at awards dinner for the industry I used to work in and Simon Weston was presenting the awards. He was a good speaker and quite funny but he could pack the booze away

robs one

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Simon Weston ha ha ha...... I was at awards dinner for the industry I used to work in and Simon Weston was presenting the awards. He was a good speaker and quite funny but he could pack the booze away
I didn't realise he got those burn rimming! :D

dezzatheblue2

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Most people don't know what it is, maybe you should explain before you get your cock out, you can't expect them to not be concerned..

Offline Dani

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I know exactly what PPP is.  I also know that some people only have a small amount of them or even one or two.  However warts can look very similar to PPP when they first appear and as I don't have a testing kit with me during a booking I will offer a refund and cancel the booking unless it is completely obvious it is PPP as in a full neat ring around the head of the penis as warts do not tend to grow in neat line just circling the head.  If it is not a full neat ring then booking cancelled.

Unfortunately we cannot take a punters word for it as it is our health at risk and I don't trust anyone with my health except me.  It is no different to a punter turning up with what looks like a herpes sore on his cock and him saying oh he caught it in his zip and caused that sore.  I don't know so booking cancelled


Offline ciscoxxx69

i agree if i was a wg and saw that i would freak and you cant blame em why would they have seen that before, some might never have.

+1

Rochdull lad

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Most people don't know what it is, maybe you should explain before you get your cock out, you can't expect them to not be concerned..

+1

cockneybstrd

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So is the general consensus for the OP

You cant blame a pro$$ie for thinking its an STD.

So get your PPP sorted

??

Offline ciscoxxx69

So is the general consensus for the OP

You cant blame a pro$$ie for thinking its an STD.

So get your PPP sorted

??

Again +1
Why wouldn't the OP want to get it sorted? It would save him a lot of anxiety and frustration surely?
Don't think the WGs are to blame at all TBH..... :unknown:

Offline ForrestGump

Yeah it sucks when WGs don't fully comprehend genuine medical conditions. I've got a flatulence problem which prossies don't seem to get. It's particularly problematic when I'm having my pebbles or ring piece played with. Unfortunately my last punt was the day after a kebab and when the girl started rimming me she took two direct El Niño blasts in the face and ended up with third degree burns. Sadly she now looks like Simon Weston. I did of course apologise but she was furious. She also threw me out mid punt. I paid for an hour and only got 25 mins. Bitch

That did literally make me laugh out loud. Thanks sf  :lol:

vorian

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I know exactly what PPP is.  I also know that some people only have a small amount of them or even one or two.  However warts can look very similar to PPP when they first appear and as I don't have a testing kit with me during a booking I will offer a refund and cancel the booking unless it is completely obvious it is PPP as in a full neat ring around the head of the penis as warts do not tend to grow in neat line just circling the head.  If it is not a full neat ring then booking cancelled.

Unfortunately we cannot take a punters word for it as it is our health at risk and I don't trust anyone with my health except me.  It is no different to a punter turning up with what looks like a herpes sore on his cock and him saying oh he caught it in his zip and caused that sore.  I don't know so booking cancelled

Not only your health you are protecting Dani but the health of your next punter as well.

Online haystacks79

I have PPP (not particularly noticeable, and a regular ring of them all around), but it's never been mentioned at all during a punt. I've always had them and didn't even know that it was anything unusual until I was around 19, when it was commented on by a girl - and that was only because her previous boyfriend had had them.

jimbobwood

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Did you have PPP before you were barebacking your regular? -  Who you were/are deeply in love with. Why would any prossie bareback you if you have PPP. If I was a prossie and saw someone with PPP, I wouldn't even give them a handjob.

I'm sure they can treat it down the Gum clinic, some cream or freeze the buggers off (painful)! :scare:

Offline house music dave

Get it treated man.

Go see your GP tell them it's affecting your sex life with your mrs. they will be sympathetic i'm sure.

 

Offline tantric talents

It's not expensive or difficult to get rid of PPP.

You can do it yourself with lemon juice.

It's best just to get rid of them.

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Well found Matium. Certainly worth a try before incurring the cost of CO2 lasering?

Offline Gatts

I have PPP but at the same time I didnt know what PPP was. I have never had a WG or civvy mention them ever, never found them to be a problem, and thought it was kind of common, but I guess it isnt.

Offline Marmalade

A quick look at various literature suggested two things. 1) they're much more common than I would have imagined, 2) they are often mistaken for stds.

A prossie is not like a gf who might listen and then understand and maybe chum you to the doctor.

Take some literature and sit down and have a chat for half of the £120 an hour? Not very cost-efficient really. If more than one prossie has mistaken them for an std, then they are easily mistakable. Why waste a future punt. Take control of the situation by changing your appearance.

Offline portable

I think you're confusing escorts with medical professionals.

You had an abnormality on your glans. Now stop projecting that frustration on those who are unfamiliar with the condition and do something about it. Whether that's having it medically seen to (if that's possible) or warning escorts in the future.

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