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Author Topic: sick of escorts who dont know what PPP is......  (Read 4337 times)

Offline Trenlover

seriously how the fuck can you go into escorting and not properly educate yourself about these kinds of things.

Ive seen a few different escorts recently and they have all either made comments about my ppp or either stopped, stared, and meticulously inspected it. They all mistake it from for a STD and well it pisses me off so much and TOTALLY kills the mood. I go limb as a noodle when they start asking/inspecting it.

escorts reading this, learn what the fuck ppp is.


Well, I didn't know what it was and chances are not many other board members either so here's some info courtesy of Wikipedia.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

Offline JB1969

Haha payment protection plan  :crazy:
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Offline James999

Whatever you do don't tell them  :dash:

What is it some sort of secret code that you expect them all to investigate, the reality is they don't give a fuck and many have trouble with basic English, let alone reading and understanding, and you expect them to research. Nice rant but pointless.  :thumbsdown:

Offline James999

« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 10:03:16 AM by James999 »

Offline robs one

seriously how the fuck can you go into escorting and not properly educate yourself about these kinds of things.

Ive seen a few different escorts recently and they have all either made comments about my ppp or either stopped, stared, and meticulously inspected it. They all mistake it from for a STD and well it pisses me off so much and TOTALLY kills the mood. I go limb as a noodle when they start asking/inspecting it.

escorts reading this, learn what the fuck ppp is.
Why don't you get them removed?

Offline mcb

I don't think you have a right to be arsey. You have lumps on your penis and an escort’s first thought is going to be “STD”. I didn’t know what PPP was, and still wouldn’t if I saw lumps like that on a penis. If I saw lumps like that, I’d see a doctor straight away thinking it was an STD.

PPP isn’t common knowledge as evidenced by the number of members with penises on here not knowing either. If you don't want the escort to have a nasty shock, educate them first. You're the one with lumps on their penis, you have to set the precedent. You can't walk on with your penis swinging about with lumps on and not expect an escort to go, “Erm, what are them?” and for you to go, “It’s PPP and it's not an STD! God, woman!”

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Offline finn5555

Does away with the need for dotted condoms  :sarcastic:

Offline Trenlover


PPP isn’t common knowledge as evidenced by the number of members with penises on here not knowing either. If you don't want the escort to have a nasty shock, educate them first. You're the one with lumps on their penis, you have to set the precedent. You can't walk on with your penis swinging about with lumps on and not expect an escort to go, “Erm, what are them?” and for you to go, “It’s PPP and it's not an STD! God, woman!”

The difference between escorts and punters though, it that escorts see hundred's of dicks a week. Punters on the other hand, probably do not.

As such you would of expected the escort to have atleast seen ppp before and therefore know what it is.


Offline James999

If a pro$$ie is seeing hundreds a week as you suggest then if she sees a cock that looks infected or wrong she may as well just turn it away rather than take the chance, and in the time it takes to research it she could be seeing another client, as suggested above why not get the problem sorted instead of complaining that others are not accomodating with your problem  :music:

The difference between escorts and punters though, it that escorts see hundred's of dicks a week. Punters on the other hand, probably do not.

As such you would of expected the escort to have atleast seen ppp before and therefore know what it is.


I think your being a bit unfair. you cant expect them not to think it could be an STD as looking at the photo from the link that was provided it does look like you have some kind of STD. As that was my first reaction.
 

Cant you go and have it sorted ??

Offline JB1969

Look if you compare a photo of a ppp to warts on a penis they are at time similar as not all genital warts come up as a wart, so just because a prossie chooses to rather be cautious than to take the chance of sucking a cock covered in warts is not her fault.  Just means she takes her personal hygiene and the health safety of her clients a bit more serious.  If you are going to discuss people educating themselves about it you really need to do your research yourself before spewing such nasty comments. And if you have ppp why have you not had it treated yet?
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Offline Sienna_Bronze

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Don't know if this has been said but why don't you explain what you have in the initial contact. If someone popped out a knob with lumps all over I'd be cautious. I know what skin tags look like and now they don't bother me, but you can't expect a woman to have intimate contact with you if you haven't at least talked to them about it first.
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Offline James999

Don't know if this has been said but why don't you explain what you have in the initial contact.

Because Any pro$$ie with half a brain (he can hope that's nto many) would just delete and block him, why would they take the chance, if something looks wrong and like and STD they will act accordingly, that's why they had it treated on embarrasing bodies, if the OP cares then get it sorted, if not stick to wanking and booking barebackers who probably wouldn't give a shit anyway  :music:

Offline dandaley


I think your being a bit unfair. you cant expect them not to think it could be an STD as looking at the photo from the link that was provided it does look like you have some kind of STD. As that was my first reaction.
 

Cant you go and have it sorted ??

i agree if i was a wg and saw that i would freak and you cant blame em why would they have seen that before, some might never have.

Offline Matium

It's not expensive or difficult to get rid of PPP.

You can do it yourself with lemon juice.

It's best just to get rid of them.

http://penilepapulesremoval.co/Blog/

Out of interest (not sure if your married etc) but if you pull that out in front of civvy bird whats her reaction. Is it oh that just PPP or does she say I aint touching that it looks like you have knob rot ???

Offline wristjob

What is ppp?

Point to point protocol - it's a protocol modems use to connect to the ISP. Frankly I've never been impressed with prostitute's technical knowledge of computing and networking - they would never get a good job in IT.

Offline mcb

The difference between escorts and punters though, it that escorts see hundred's of dicks a week. Punters on the other hand, probably do not.

As such you would of expected the escort to have atleast seen ppp before and therefore know what it is.
I think you're confusing escorts with medical professionals.

You had an abnormality on your glans. Now stop projecting that frustration on those who are unfamiliar with the condition and do something about it. Whether that's having it medically seen to (if that's possible) or warning escorts in the future.

Offline potato

If the OP doesn't want to get them removed then maybe he should print off the pic and details and take it with him to meetings ?

jcdmj12


I think your being a bit unfair. you cant expect them not to think it could be an STD as looking at the photo from the link that was provided it does look like you have some kind of STD. As that was my first reaction.
 

Cant you go and have it sorted ??

Most civvie birds are probably too drunk and have too little knowlege of STDs to worry by the time this happens.

Offline GeeWiz

So many girls have not been with a circumcised guy before me, so it's hardly surprising they've not seen this before.  You shouldn't take it personally, if indeed you do.

Offline robs one

I would be more worried if a WG didn't take any notice at least you know your with one that does worry about std's and cleanliness.
If she jumped straight on it she will jump on any thing.
I personally would just get it treated rather than go though all that bollocks before a punt


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