Well, what a difference a week makes. Memories of probably my best ever punt last week, totally obliterated by my worst ever punt this week! Forced onto Viva Street because of the total lack of decent wg's in my locality, (they have all slowly in turn buggered off to Brum) together with a growing boredom with Pornhub, decided i needed to "press some flesh".
The following review is painful to write up, but serves two purposes. To warn others, but also as therapy so i may eventually sleep again at night !
External Link/Members OnlyLocation . Approx. 1 mile from Stourbridge, but actually closer to Lye Cross, (for those who know the area). A non descript terrace house in a residential street. A classic Romanian house with blankets covering the windows. I have been there a few times albeit a few years ago. Bit of a dump, but always met young, fit, clean , oh and miserable girls !
Price : £40 for 15 minutes.
When : This week
Comms : Excellent. Very prompt text messages all arranged within the hour, with a phone call from her when in the street.
Description : First impressions were favourable, just. Girl next door looks, smiley, looked ok with her clothes ON ! size 6/8 probably. Age probably around 26/28
Services : This is when it all went downhill. OW, CG, no fingering (thank god), no RO ( thankyou lord) ! no kissing.
Stripped off, christ she looked far better with her clothes on ! Big saggy tits, wrinkly saggy belly, (bigger than mine). Straight on with condom on my erect cock (it has a mind of its own) for OW for approx 2 minutes, then straight onto cowgirl where she instructed "no pushing baby".
Ok , NOW, this is where it gets traumatic and illogical ! I came within a couple of minutes of CG, in the condom, no use of hands by her or me. It was almost a premature ejaculation. Now i have seen many stunning girls over the years where i have had to finish off by hand, and sometimes not finished at all. So why did this happen so quickly with a girl who i wasn't attracted to ? Ok, that was the illogical bit, next the traumatic....
I pulled out and stood up while she left the room to get some wipes. It was then that i could smell it. The condom, that was still on my cock was wafting this smell into my nostrils that almost made me puke. Imagine walking around the back end of Birmingam fish market, past the skips on a hot day. I didn't wait for her to re- enter the room, i took the condom off myself, but then the smell was on my hands ! I spent the drive home using my own wet wipes in my car, scrubbing my hands, whilst attempting to steer the car.
I was fully prepaired for a miserable, fit, young Rom with a shit service to fuck. I wasn't prepaired for a pleasant girl with a shit service and a stinky fanny !
Well, i have learned my lesson. Less Roms, more PornHub. Maybe i will venture into Brum again, when/if i can be bothered to catch the train once the clean air charges come into effect on June 1st.
Pros : Didn't let me lick or finger her pussy.
Cons : Shit service and she stank.
On a side note, any half descent wg would make a fortune in The Black Country right now, as there is no competition.
