Stinkiest puss you have ever encountered?

[The dicker]

I’ll start, surely cum4christy. Absolutely howling.

[JontyR]

There's a title I can't resist.

Mine was a civvy. Married woman at work. Had marriage problems. got close. Eventually she came round and we fucked.

Ye godz it stank. And it was so pervasive, I kept getting a whiff for days after from pillows and sheets even after I had got the stink off myself.

Think she and her hubby were each other's first. She was worried he was having an affair. Maybe until he went somewhere else they weren't aware that the level of muskiness was not normal.

Poor girl, she was actually quite sweet, she'd have been horrified when she eventually found out it wasn't normal.

[Eastbloke]

Another civvy:  woman near me used to host gangbangs.  She was really skinny and her pussy absolutely stank of piss.  There was a couple of other women who attended who were BBW and they were better shags because they didn't have this off putting stink.

[David1970]

I’ll start, surely cum4christy. Absolutely howling.

I have done a review of her and found no problem with her smelling, the review was negative for another reason.

[hairdownthere]

A civvy for me when I was in my 20's, 30 years ago.  A girl I thought was way out my league, got it on with her and by god she was rotten.  Death tuna

Made me stick to my own level.  Can still smell it

[Cactus]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26892.0

Lena Love: stink lingered on my fingers for ages and took several good scrubs to remove.

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Tracey F: I love giving oral, but I managed one lick & my stomach was turned. Didn’t smell, but the taste was utterly minging. Trip to the gym clinic after too as I read that bb was often an option.

Worst ever though was someone I talked about in the early early days on here. I forget her name, she was Scottish but did had a Albanian flag (I think) tattood on her, after her cliched marriage. Could smell something on arrival, couldn’t quite place the smell... till I went down on her. Was the intoxicating mix of a stinking pussy and Arse.

Probably had other experiences, but these three stand out. I’ll leave civvies out of it, although there have been a few of them too 

[Name Not Found]

First wife. Smelt like a Greggs steak-bake that had been in the bin for a week I was young and naive).

[willie loman]

some fine metaphors and images on here, imagine they would go down well at the creative writing evening class, attended by librarians in cardigans, on civvie st a milanese milf had me running to the bathroom every time to get her odour off my cock, eventually she twigged and began using her bidet, been nothing to complain about in paid for encounters, if anything hookers are too clean imo, they smell of lube and soap.

[Massagetugga]

Also when I was young and naive my first live in GF. Can still smell it now. Acid alkaline rancid tuna . Took a good fingering but fuck me just about needed to wire brush and Vim my hand to not keep whiffing the pong. Took years to recover from but (back when I was young and it was good) the London St girls helped 

[Jayf]

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Lena Love: stink lingered on my fingers for ages and took several good scrubs to remove.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111408.0

Tracey F: I love giving oral, but I managed one lick & my stomach was turned. Didn’t smell, but the taste was utterly minging. Trip to the gym clinic after too as I read that bb was often an option.

Worst ever though was someone I talked about in the early early days on here. I forget her name, she was Scottish but did had a Albanian flag (I think) tattood on her, after her cliched marriage. Could smell something on arrival, couldn’t quite place the smell... till I went down on her. Was the intoxicating mix of a stinking pussy and Arse.

Probably had other experiences, but these three stand out. I’ll leave civvies out of it, although there have been a few of them too 

Tracey f, she's got some strange marks on her thighs near her pussy which put me right off. Great blow job though.

[Cactus]

Tracey f, she's got some strange marks on her thighs near her pussy which put me right off. Great blow job though.

Too timid to even contemplate a return visit, the marks you mention are also seriously off putting. Agree on the BJ though, even got in about my hoop with her tongue with zero prompting. I’d never go back though, I need a bit more than decent oral these days.

[Wonderwall88]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26892.0

Lena Love: stink lingered on my fingers for ages and took several good scrubs to remove.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111408.0

Tracey F: I love giving oral, but I managed one lick & my stomach was turned. Didn’t smell, but the taste was utterly minging. Trip to the gym clinic after too as I read that bb was often an option.

Worst ever though was someone I talked about in the early early days on here. I forget her name, she was Scottish but did had a Albanian flag (I think) tattood on her, after her cliched marriage. Could smell something on arrival, couldn’t quite place the smell... till I went down on her. Was the intoxicating mix of a stinking pussy and Arse.

Probably had other experiences, but these three stand out. I’ll leave civvies out of it, although there have been a few of them too 

Was the Albanian flag one in a sauna?

[Harrymetsally]

A subject close to my heart (or nose).  I have experienced BO pussy, vinegar pussy, wet dog in the sewer pussy, chemical disaster spill pussy, general honky pussy, classic rotten fish pussy, Chernobyl pussy, weird pongy haze hangs in the air pussy and  Bacteria Infinite pussy.  I will address the question before going I go on a 40,000 word rant on the subject but the 1st prize goes to, like others posting here, a civvy.  Sadly one of the best blowjobs ever but the house was a dump with stuff everywhere and her fanny honked that much I lost my wood, probably should pat myself on the back for not passing out.  If her hoose is fucked = her fanny is fucked. 

Hoors seem a lot better in that department, no pong or slight pong, once in a while major pong but its rare.  This is why I cannot be fucked with dating sites, you could spend a month talking/meeting/phone calls only to find out her fanny is hairy and stinks.  A disappointing finish for both parties involved I'd say.

I blame condoms, if you stick your bare cock in her sewer then stick it in her mouth she will soon get the pressure washer oot and sort that shit.  Either that or twist it 180 and blame you

[Cactus]

Was the Albanian flag one in a sauna?

Nah, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she was ex sauna. Cannot for the life of me remember her name, or even when it would have happened. It was pre me being a member on here, I joined January 2011, so I reckon the punt was probably 2010.

I think I actually saw her twice, was early in my punting life and I was perhaps easier pleased. Second punt was definitely an outcall as I remember booking a cheap b&b overlooking Leith Links.

[hairdownthere]

I only have experienced a fishy fanny with an SP once, that was a girl called Silvanna (I think).  English girl based out the back end of Paisley, curvy but hot.  It was my first AW punt, I kept my mouth and fingers away from there, cos she was hot and took it up the hoop

This was back in 2008/2009 Ive not seen her on AW for a good few years

[Horizontal pleasures]

BV
Bacterial Vaginosis

[The dicker]

Cum4christy had the smelliest sour bag imaginable. This was in 2013, just vile. Hopefully won’t come across anything close to it again

[winkywanky]

I blame condoms, if you stick your bare cock in her sewer then stick it in her mouth she will soon get the pressure washer oot and sort that shit.  Either that or twist it 180 and blame you

Harsh. But a fair assessment in my humble opinion 

[winkywanky]

My worst was a WG in Bishops Stortford, many years ago when I lived in the area.

She was an incredibly cute and elfin Milf, very fanciable. I'd never seen her before but saw her ad somewhere (I think possibly before the advent of AW?) and rang the number. Spoke to her and she said she'd just come back from a two week holiday and was feeling as randy as fuck. So I had to book didn't I? 

Knocked on the door and she answered in a bathrobe, she'd literally just got out of the bath, and showed me through to the room while she dried off elsewhere and put on her sexy stuff. I passed the empty bathroom and indeed there was a bath, full of water (albeit it seemed to just be water, and nothing else. No suds or anything. Strange).

Anyway, in she came looking sultry and siren-like, and the booking commenced. She was all over me like a rash, kissing, fondling, with almost a sense of sexual desperation on her part. It was very hot! She was ripping off my clothes, and I, hers. Pretty soon we were both in the buff and she went down on me like a hungry Hoover. She was bringing me to the brink so like any gentleman might, I decided to turn the tables on her to avert the impending disaster of an early cum. As I moved down her legs parted in anticipation and then it hit me: it was almost as if something had crawled up there and died  . It kind of was fishy, but to say that would be to seriously underestimate the true horror. She was like a human Bio-Hazard. A sweet, sweet girl in all other respects, she hadn't overdone the perfume, she smelt nice and there was no BO as such. But OMG her fanny reeked like no tomorrow! 

I didn't say anything but tried to make out that I was actually going to finger her all along, so that's what I did. I was almost retching as I did so, so I asked for the condom and did the business as fast as I could. This was back in the days when I would often shoot too fast, but my ardour had been so severely dented that I ended up banging the shit out of her just to actually cum and be able to escape. As a result she thought I was a pretty wonderful lover (how wrong she was!) and implored me to return very soon to give her another seeing to. I never did return.

No word of a lie, when I got home I scrubbed and scrubbed my hands and although the smell was much reduced, I was vaguely aware of it lingering for a further day or two.

I didn't know nature could make such a smell? I felt really sorry for her because she was definitely gf material on civvy street, and I did wonder whether this had been a problem for her?

[Horizontal pleasures]

looks like your face mask (in your photo) might have been useful ?

[Keema]

Not a stinky puss exactly but a pro-domme who sat on my face with her knickers on - except they smelled like they'd been on for days and it was the summer.

[winkywanky]

looks like your face mask (in your photo) might have been useful ?

It doesn't keep smells out, only spray  . This was probably around 15yrs ago now anyway. The worst we had to care about then was a heavy cold  .

[Dpr180]

Tracey f, she's got some strange marks on her thighs near her pussy which put me right off. Great blow job though.

I'll stick a vote in for Tracey f as well,  used to pop in for a quick bj and rim occasionally,   one time decided to get her pants off and finger her,  my god that lasted like 10 seconds,  was rotten,  was wiping my hand on the sheet,  I remember walking to my car and trying to get my car key out my left back pocket with my right hand as I didnt want to touch anything with my left hand and contaminate my clothes,  I had wipes and gel in the car,  but touched my leather steering wheel with my hand by mistake,    I could still smell it for days when I got in that car

Grim stuff

[winkywanky]

I'll stick a vote in for Tracey f as well,  used to pop in for a quick bj and rim occasionally,   one time decided to get her pants off and finger her,  my god that lasted like 10 seconds,  was rotten,  was wiping my hand on the sheet,  I remember walking to my car and trying to get my car key out my left back pocket with my right hand as I didnt want to touch anything with my left hand and contaminate my clothes,  I had wipes and gel in the car,  but touched my leather steering wheel with my hand by mistake,    I could still smell it for days when I got in that car

Grim stuff

Look on the upside, this experience will have undoubtedly prepared you for the perils and protocols of Covid 

[ComeAgain]

Not a stinky puss exactly but a pro-domme who sat on my face with her knickers on - except they smelled like they'd been on for days and it was the summer.

I had a similar experience in a BDSM session....MistressCougar or some name like it....the worse experience ever; rancid!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Has anyone been told that their schlong smelled bad in a close encounter?

[Name Not Found]

Has anyone been told that their schlong smelled bad in a close encounter?

I had been wondering if the WGs on here might jump in with tales of honking dongs and sweaty pits, just to balance things out. Seem only fair 

[Cactus]

I had been wondering if the WGs on here might jump in with tales of honking dongs and sweaty pits, just to balance things out. Seem only fair 

Is it though?

When a punter is paying £100+ per hour for a girl, should we not expect a level of cleanliness & freshness? Fair enough, a punter should turn up with a decent level of hygiene, or be willing to wash on arrival to achieve that. If we’re not to an acceptable standard they can ask us to leave and forego payment as the service never took place. However, we are the buyer and expect the service we are purchasing to be to a certain standard.

When a girl is paying me to shag her, if my knobs cheesy or my arse stinks, then by all means name and shame, but until that service is purchased then it’s not really comparing apples with apples.

[hamchang]

Geleenstraat  in The Hague - absolutely stunning EE girl in her booth and no one tapping her on what was a busy day. Had to have her. As soon as she opened her door I thought something was up but was still drooling at the thought of splitting her whiskers. The stench though when she was grinding on top of me though was nearly too much. I buried  my face in her perfumed tits and shot my bolt. I told her though, and when I saw her a week later for a second pump she must have sorted it was remarkedly better. pure 10/10 though, stench aside. 

[Name Not Found]

Is it though?

I think you're maybe taking a fairly light-hearted comment a little too seriously    This thread isn't just about WGs after all.

Anyway, I regard good personal hygiene as a mark of mutual respect. Not bothering just because it's a 'business transaction' would never enter my head, and I'd expect the same in return.

[useyouwell2]

Mine wasn't a WG but a couple I met from the North east.

He was all set up to film the action but when my head went south the 'odour' hit me. I pretended that I was down there to watch myself finger her, rather than lick her out, and made it a hasty fingering at that. I can only hold my breathe so long! Didn't want to hurt their feelings, so quick on with a rubber and a fuck and go. Not an experience I'd wish to repeat, as I'm very into oral usually. Not sure what the problem was, they and the house were  clean and well presented and she was otherwise an attractive woman. I guess some women just have a stronger smell???

[HERTSBLUE]

Nicole pretty blonde pole who as all the rage about 7 years ago Warren st 19 gorgeous  looking was doing her in doggy the wiff was horrendous yeasty smell I was her first punter of the day whipped  it out gave her a facial got French kissed out the door still a positive 80 quid for an hour.

[The dicker]

Nicole pretty blonde pole who as all the rage about 7 years ago Warren st 19 gorgeous  looking was doing her in doggy the wiff was horrendous yeasty smell I was her first punter of the day whipped  it out gave her a facial got French kissed out the door still a positive 80 quid for an hour.

Never heard of her, probably retired now

[misterunique]

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I left a review on here about her, absolutely stinking, washed my hands in her sink afterwards and all I could smell driving home was the smell of death on my fingers, even after a few washes later the smell seemed to lightly linger

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[Vigor]

I’ve meet a few escorts who just get changed back into their lingerie after me and you see the next client on the way up. Lack of hygiene to be honest.

[Endevour117]

It must be about a year ago went an seen Hot & Ready Lisa in Musselburgh, lovely lassie , very obliging and great at giving owo so thought I would return the favour which she was all for until I went down , her legs wide open , she is a big girl , started kissing the inside of the thighs then opened the flaps apart then it hit me as my lips were on it , tasted awful and was a terrible fishy smell so drew back and fingered her until she screamed out then pushed my cock in her mouth and then she sucked me dry .

I also remember TracyF very quiet lassie but one of the best at bringing you off with her mouth , went a couple times and the second time got her panties off and was going down on her when noticed all these big blotches/ boils near her pussy , drew back and said “ what the fuck are they “ Tracy did seemed embarrassed at that  and said they were “ sweat gland problems “ . I said something like that’s terrible , you must get them seen to while turning my cock towards her mouth and off we went . I have never been back since but oh can she blow you off  .

[Tom1976]

Married woman I was shagging at Uni back in 2001/2. It ponged. I went on a nostalgia trip to Berlin with her in 2013 and it still honked.

A schoolteacher I had a one night stand with also had a stinky pussy last year.

[Sha99er]

I’ll start, surely cum4christy. Absolutely howling.

I seen her on one of her trips to Aberdeen a few years ago, no funny wiffs then, she was actually a pretty enthuastic shag!

[Davy punter]

A few years ago I visited a sex cinema in Birmingham.I sat beside a woman and took my cock out.She put her hand on it so I put my hand up her dress I put a finger in her then another she was wide and soaking I fingered her and she wanked me off.When I took my hand out from under her dress I could smell the stink before it got near my nose.I washed and scrubbed my hand for days and I was convinced I could still smell it.

[Ericshon]

Must have been an Odeor cinema 

[Abdhal]

I’ve meet a few escorts who just get changed back into their lingerie after me and you see the next client on the way up. Lack of hygiene to be honest.

Seen that a few times myself. 
I think to myself, I have just been down on you. 
It only takes a few minutes, to give your pubic area a quick wash. 

[Davy punter]

Must have been an Odeor cinema 

Nice one Ericshon.I never thought of that.

[Matrix]

It must be about a year ago went an seen Hot & Ready Lisa in Musselburgh, lovely lassie , very obliging and great at giving owo so thought I would return the favour which she was all for until I went down , her legs wide open , she is a big girl , started kissing the inside of the thighs then opened the flaps apart then it hit me as my lips were on it , tasted awful and was a terrible fishy smell so drew back and fingered her until she screamed out then pushed my cock in her mouth and then she sucked me dry .

I also remember TracyF very quiet lassie but one of the best at bringing you off with her mouth , went a couple times and the second time got her panties off and was going down on her when noticed all these big blotches/ boils near her pussy , drew back and said “ what the fuck are they “ Tracy did seemed embarrassed at that  and said they were “ sweat gland problems “ . I said something like that’s terrible , you must get them seen to while turning my cock towards her mouth and off we went . I have never been back since but oh can she blow you off  .

You just won't give up.  Shows Endevour.

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She did is without doubt one of the best at giving owo/cim ......Enjoy !

Tracey can certainly give a tremendous blow job and although I released a bucket load she swallowed the lot ...Yes she is fairly shy but a very nice lassie who gives exceptional head .

[Joey4141]

A few years ago I visited a sex cinema in Birmingham.I sat beside a woman and took my cock out.She put her hand on it so I put my hand up her dress I put a finger in her then another she was wide and soaking I fingered her and she wanked me off.When I took my hand out from under her dress I could smell the stink before it got near my nose.I washed and scrubbed my hand for days and I was convinced I could still smell it.

I feel sick just reading it.

 

[Zak353535]

Couple of years ago with a well reviewed escort. Nice girl but even before the pants came off the stench was overpowering. Only meeting out of many I didn’t go down on the girl. I settled for a hand job and Ow and drove home to take a very long shower

[Topgear88]

The old St Enoch club in Glasgow. There was this one Caribbean girl I can’t recall her name (not Jade) who I had kneeling on all fours on the massage table, which was quite narrow and high btw, well I went to go down on her from behind, got a very bad whiff of what I can only describe as shitey rotten dead fish, totally disgusting, I nearly fell off the table. Also Scottish Emma had skid marks on her white undies, only noticed this after events mind you.

[f_angel]

The old St Enoch club in Glasgow. There was this one Caribbean girl I can’t recall her name (not Jade) who I had kneeling on all fours on the massage table, which was quite narrow and high btw, well I went to go down on her from behind, got a very bad whiff of what I can only describe as shitey rotten dead fish, totally disgusting, I nearly fell off the table. Also Scottish Emma had skid marks on her white undies, only noticed this after events mind you.

That'd be Whitney I'd think

[Jock D]

The old St Enoch club in Glasgow. There was this one Caribbean girl I can’t recall her name (not Jade) who I had kneeling on all fours on the massage table, which was quite narrow and high btw, well I went to go down on her from behind, got a very bad whiff of what I can only describe as shitey rotten dead fish, totally disgusting, I nearly fell off the table. Also Scottish Emma had skid marks on her white undies, only noticed this after events mind you.

I remember the one you're talking about at the St Enoch Club...though I never had any personal experience of her.

[Cactus]

Couple of years ago with a well reviewed escort. Nice girl but even before the pants came off the stench was overpowering. Only meeting out of many I didn’t go down on the girl. I settled for a hand job and Ow and drove home to take a very long shower

Who was it then?