I saw Lena Love about a week ago at her incall flat near to the Grassmarket. I prefer not to review in the spur of the moment, so held off till now before reviewing.
Thought that it was a nice area, but felt very exposed going in as it's on a very busy street. Paid for parking just round the corner, £2.40 an hour, Edinburgh is getting silly for parking. Anyway, the positive opinion of the flat from the outside was very much let down upon entry, a real stink of weed going up the stairs, although not coming from her place it has to be said, then I got to her door and went in to a hall with no lights on, bare floor boards, plaster haning of the wall and poorly decorated. Was shown through to her room, which to be fair was alot nicer, with a double bed in the corner.
Lena herself was fairly attractive dressed as requested in stockings and a short skirt and is definately the girl in the photos, which is a bonus. She's tall (I'm 6ft1" & in her heels she was about my height), good set of legs and a fairly pretty face, hair was a bit of a mess & too much (orange) make up on her face. Handed over the £70 for a half hour as agreed, kissed a little (I didn't like the way she kissed, open mouthed, but with no tongue), got myself stripped off then she proceeded to give a really good deep throat blowjob, plenty eye contact etc, she noted that CIM wasn't allowed, which isn't the end of the world.
She then stripped for me and this is when I realised that I wasn't having a particularly good time, she wasn't the freshest downstairs and this is when I decided that RO was off the menu, which is a shame as it's usually up there with my fave activities. I fingered her a bit and she did get very wet, even squirting a little, then on with a durex extra safe and some below average shagging ensued in missionary and doggy before I finished in the durex. Fairly slim, but a little podgy round the middle and her tits are saggy have a lot of excess flesh, like she's lost alot of weight at some point.
Cleaned up, had a bit of a chat, seemed a nice enough lass, probably older than her profile claims. Asked if I could use her toilet as I like to as a minimum wash my hands and face after a punt, no lights though, so this was a nightmare, fuck knows how she gets scrubbed between punts, might explain the lack of freshness downstairs.
Was a little peckish as I was heading off so picked up a bag of crisps and a drink from a local shop round the corner. Eating crisps I got a whiff of her fanny on my fingers, dry heaved a bit and decicded that she's geting a negative for her efforts. Shitty flat I can just about live with, not offering washing facilities and not being fresh for a punter is unforgivable.
Location - 3/10, very exposed
Flat - 2/10 - would have been zero but her room itself wasn't bad
Looks 5/10
Body 6/10, great legs
Service - 3/10
Stench - 0/10
Honestly wish I had walked, I needed a good punt to get rid of the funk i've been in recently with the paid for sex scene, this was far from it. Time to take a break I think. Been seeing a civvy lass who is far better looking, a better shag and far more reliable than any of the "professionals" I've seen recently.
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