Author Topic: X Chardonnay X - Birmingham (May 2020)  (Read 11892 times)


73 review(s) for X Chardonnay X (68 positive, 4 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Dalmore62

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Offline Punterperson1971

You have a wild imagination... :D
Think after your so called review most people who read it will agree with him rather than you.

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36 positives and 3 neutrals then this review I know what I’d rather believe

Believe what you wish...When a WG threatens your children then you may get a different perspective on it
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36 positives and 3 neutrals then this review I know what I’d rather believe

Believe what you wish...When a WG threatens your children then you may get a different perspective on it
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Offline Punterperson1971

Believe what you wish...When a WG threatens your children then you may get a different perspective on it
Got no kids so no issue there, and you got cash as you bragged about it you probably tried to pay her off to keep her quiet

Offline Steve1961

Believe what you wish...When a WG threatens your children then you may get a different perspective on it
This would be reportable then to the police wouldn't it then? Did you?

Offline alabama1

Believe what you wish...When a WG threatens your children then you may get a different perspective on it
Chardonnay a bunny boiler ? I met her once about 3 years ago, and honestly can't imagine her hurting a fly.

Offline DaveR

When all's said and done, that's some 'review'............

Offline Charlie Chalk

I’ve never seen Chardonnay and probably never will - BUT:

The OP makes a great deal out of waisting (sic) £6k on her despite also claiming he has so much money it doesn’t matter.

He claims to have “had her investigated” after she allegedly threatened his children. Sounds very suspicious to me - what exactly did he do?

OP claimed to have been contacted on Twitter by another client, so he’s not exactly discreet himself and careless with his own privacy.

OP claims to have had 3 good years out of 5, which means the last 2 years were bad. How dumb do you have to be to be strung along for that length of time with poor service?

Then enigmatically claims to have “got more back than he spent” on her which sounds pretty dodgy to me.

He also claims she is being investigated by HMRC & police and that she is under surveillance. He must have cracking contacts in high places to be party to that kind of inside information???

TBH, this sound like the ranting for a jilted fantasist. Plenty of holes in the story and considering we’re comparing a WG with a decent long term track record to someone with no track record at all I’d personally be giving the benefit of the doubt to Chardonnay at this point and be treating any further claims by this member with a good deal of scepticism.

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Offline JontyR

Thing is Dalmore, there might be some who will take some notice of what you said if it wasn't for some of your subsequent posts trying to look like Billy Big Bollocks.

If you are "all that" then you wouldn't care about the cash, you wouldn't care about getting it back, and certainly wouldn't be bothered posting here and then trying to justify yourself - nearly a year later and quoting things from two years before that.

Frankly your actions since (including trying to make things awkward or her) show the kind of obsessive behaviour that make you susceptible to EAS. And that's not a criticism - it has happened to many on here. But really, sort it out, because you look more like a target than a cardboard cutout on a rifle range. Here, as others have said, it looks like you've fucked yourself over...next time someone else may target you specifically and  that won't be good.

The threats to the kids thing though, I don't think threats of harm are what you need to consider. Surely she could say "How do you feel that your Dad gave me Fifteen Grand to suck his tiny cock and he begs me to do it again rather than spend it on you." and the repercussions would be greater.
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Offline Dalmore62

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This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!
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This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal, but may matter to someone else.
I am a person who can write this off, will give someone a chance, we are all human even WGs, but when it happens more than once it’s more than a coincidence, Savvy not Stupid.

Don’t try and threaten me, hiding behind your screens, grow a pair and say it to my face!
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This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!...

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!

Are you Mike Tyson?
Also you're not influencing anyone here by the look of it.
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Offline MarkyMarkSolihull1966

I think the OP has lost it a bit. This is not a review and shouldn't be in this section.

The only thing that I think is true about this review is that OP spent a lot of money on her.

the claims about the period and HIV do not make sense, unless he was saying that they were doing BB. And then it wouldn't matter as the risk is the same, whether she was on her period or not. I don't believe she would entertain BB.

I don't think she is on OnlyFans either. Her Twitter page is about promoting herself, so I don't think she would discuss her clients with Promoters.

I did not know that you could remove negative comment that was posted on AW. I do remember seeing that comment, when you posted it. It mentioned that she had refused to see you during Lockdown, but that you had already seen her 3 times during Lockdown and had Bareback. The reason I remember it is because it was the only negative I have seen for her out of 1600 plus positives.

I don't believe she has seen any clients since the first Lockdown, as per her AW page. So your post about meeting in May 2020 cannot have happened.

I do believe you have a severe case of EAS though, and need to get it sorted.

Offline Punterperson1971

This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!
Not a review more like bragging rights isn’t it

Offline Punterperson1971

This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!
Your either the mayor of Birmingham or Birmingham’s answer to Ronnie Pickering

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Another prophet 1999  :unknown:

Sounds very similar tbh, not caring about money etc etc... not sure how he could have gone away as international travel has been banned / unavailable for 13 months.
unless it was before the pandemic ??
I used to see Chardonnay a few years ago on a regular basis until she put her prices up and I got a little bored. I had some decent conversations "between rounds"
and she never came across as the OP is suggesting.

The only thing I would say to the OP is always remember the following:
You do not pay to fuck a WG, you pay to walk away with no strings.
The WG is only interested in your money, when the door closes behind you she will only be thinking of the next punter.
If you cannot get your head around that, punting is really not for you.

Mr B

Offline jay121

I suppose 5 years of seeing someone can kind of blur reality, but it was good to hear your truth  :hi:
Irrespective of how your meetings ended with her, most on here would not contemplate taking a WG away on holiday, and allowing for the fact that most will only see her for an hour the risks of any emotional or financial impact are very very minimal considering all the feedback she has.
I suggest you draw a line under your experience and clearly as you have the financial ability to do so spread your £s over a range of SPs  :hi:

Offline alabama1

This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!

OMG ! He's the receptionist at the GUM clinic  :D

Offline Punterperson1971

OMG ! He's the receptionist at the GUM clinic  :D
Nah think I’d be less surprised if he was flipping a burger In McDonald’s considering he was last on here at 6:47am think he’s shift had just finished at the 24hr branch
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Offline alabama1

If we did know who he was, it would be him that would be shitting himself  :D

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Cause I had a bit of a plan...Wasn’t going to have the piss taken out me.
played her at her own game.
Let’s call it a realistic role play.

I did get back more than I lost  ;) ;
Was your plan as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford university?

Offline Richy40

Sometimes, a review says more about the reviewer than the girl they are reviewing.


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If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!

I'm guessing Jon Venables or Robert Thompson.  So which one are you?

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This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!

Outside, after school. Be there!  :crazy: :cool:
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I suppose 5 years of seeing someone can kind of blur reality, but it was good to hear your truth  :hi:
Irrespective of how your meetings ended with her, most on here would not contemplate taking a WG away on holiday, and allowing for the fact that most will only see her for an hour the risks of any emotional or financial impact are very very minimal considering all the feedback she has.
I suggest you draw a line under your experience and clearly as you have the financial ability to do so spread your £s over a range of SPs  :hi:

Finally someone that makes some sense  :thumbsup:
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Nah think I’d be less surprised if he was flipping a burger In McDonald’s considering he was last on here at 6:47am think he’s shift had just finished at the 24hr branch

We’re not all lazy and stay in bed all day....Some of us have a life.
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If we did know who he was, it would be him that would be shitting himself  :D

No mate, I can guarantee that!!

Like I say grow a pair....Come see me
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Offline Punterperson1971

No mate, I can guarantee that!!

Like I say grow a pair....Come see me
Ooohhh threats
Carrying on making them mate you won’t be here long

Offline Shplurgh

Your either the mayor of Birmingham or Birmingham’s answer to Ronnie Pickering

 :lol:

Offline Pacho

If i had that sort of free dosh i'd be spreading the spend around loads of prossies, maybe even a few high class london hookers - but i don't. Just don't understand
spending all the dosh on one prossie.

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Offline TBC4141

I would say it's time to stop entertaining this "review" and let it dwindle into history where it belongs. Utter rubbish

Offline Charlie Chalk

This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!
The scariest thing about you, sunshine, is the fact that you’ve bred. Hopefully your offspring take after their mother and you’ll end up as a genetic cul-de-sac.

On a conciliatory note, you need to stop the silly bragging and begging yourself up and try to understand why you’re being given a hard time. Otherwise, I think the mods will be running out of patience with you very shortly.

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This forum is a joke!

I gave the review so someone else don’t get the piss taken out of them. So be warned.

Yes, I am a very influential person, let’s leave it as that!....The money don’t matter to me it was the principal.

Don’t try and threaten me, grow a pair and say it to my face!

If y’all really knew who I am, you’ll shit yourselves!

Please let it be Ronny Pickering

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Ooohhh threats
Carrying on making them mate you won’t be here long

I’m not making the threats, you lot are... And Im just saying your brave behind your screen, be a men and grow a pair....

Thought this site was for Punters, you say I have EAS LOL!!

Who’s kissing ass guys?

If you decide to visit her then I’ll know who you are before you know me  ;)
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I’m not making the threats, you lot are... And Im just saying your brave behind your screen, be a men and grow a pair....

Thought this site was for Punters, you say I have EAS LOL!!

Who’s kissing ass guys?

Sounds like you guys are more involved than I was LOL!!
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Offline jimmymac

This whole thing is frickking hilarious! :D :lol:
Between the original review and then the replies, I haven't laughed as much in weeks!
Keep those replies coming guys!

Offline Punterperson1971

I’m not making the threats, you lot are... And Im just saying your brave behind your screen, be a men and grow a pair....

Thought this site was for Punters, you say I have EAS LOL!!

Who’s kissing ass guys?

Sounds like you guys are more involved than I was LOL!!



Matter of time before a ban comes along
Oh dear  :bomb: :bomb:

Offline Punterperson1971

This whole thing is frickking hilarious! :D :lol:
Between the original review and then the replies, I haven't laughed as much in weeks!
Keep those replies coming guys!
Let him do it himself like I said  :bomb: :bomb:
Somethings going to give in a bit

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Let him do it himself like I said  :bomb: :bomb:
Somethings going to give in a bit

I’m good with that....I only subscribed to make this review, was worth the £20  :D

You see, I’m not an everyday Punter, well not anymore....I only booked her as I was not looking for a relationship during those 5 years..... I don’t have to justify myself to y’all :)

I do hope someone takes note of my review and it may help someone to be on guard.....I’m Savvy, she thought I was Stupid.
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Offline Punterperson1971

I’m good with that....I only subscribed to make this review, was worth the £20  :D

You see, I’m not an everyday Punter, well not anymore....I only booked her as I was looking for a relationship during those 5 years, things change  :)
what was worth the £20 then ?

Offline Steve1961

I’m not making the threats, you lot are... And Im just saying your brave behind your screen, be a men and grow a pair....

Thought this site was for Punters, you say I have EAS LOL!!

Who’s kissing ass guys?

If you decide to visit her then I’ll know who you are before you know me  ;)

Are you the guy that she told me about over a year ago who said he had feelings for her and she had to put distance between you and her. You are aren't you? Definitely EAS or worse.
You need to sort yourself out and stop bitching about her and trying to put us punters off her.

Offline Punterperson1971

Are you the guy that she told me about over a year ago who said he had feelings for her and she had to put distance between you and her. You are aren't you? Definitely EAS or worse.
You need to sort yourself out and stop bitching about her and trying to put us punters off her.
You know him,he’s only just registered
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Are you the guy that she told me about over a year ago who said he had feelings for her and she had to put distance between you and her. You are aren't you? Definitely EAS or worse.
You need to sort yourself out and stop bitching about her and trying to put us punters off her.

Why is she discussing other punters with you? Are you a regular? You seem quite determined to defend her no?
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Are you the guy that she told me about over a year ago who said he had feelings for her and she had to put distance between you and her. You are aren't you? Definitely EAS or worse.
You need to sort yourself out and stop bitching about her and trying to put us punters off her.

LOL!! You just stitched her up!!!

Thank you sooo much mate.

Yeh, I told you I played her, that was the game I played.....Nah, she told me she felt the same  :D :D

Oh dear what have you done now.

No we stopped seeing each other after I gave her a Negative on AW and I decided not to see her again after she made threats and I was bored with the Game and realised I was getting a better service elsewhere......Her AW rating means a lot to her.

You have also confirmed you saw her over lockdown too.

You just confirmed she has no confidentiality and she speaks to other clients about each other  :yahoo:

I think I know who you are...Steve!! LOL!

Well I got my money’s worth out of this subscription
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