Been to House of Divine just the once before three years ago when I saw an excellent English girl called Sally (report on UKP). Never got around to going again for a number of reasons, two being HOD Sth Kensington isn’t open weekends and I'm not keen on the revolving door parlour experience these days.
Another reason is if both my excellent regulars Amy and Nicoletta are available I'm not into taking chances these days. However Nic was away and I thought I'd save the ever reliable Amy until Saturday before I went home. Little was I to know that I wouldn't get to see her either!
As I was meeting a friend in Earl's Court at 8 pm I thought a 45 minute app in Sth Ken at either 6.30 or 7 would be just the ticket.
Despite phoning when they opened they could only do half an hour at 5.30 which wasn't what I hoped for a start (although I was later glad it was only 30 min). Like the equally busy London Retreat it's not always easy to make an appointment at HOD, another reason I hadn't bothered since Sally.
Chelsea, who has full face photos, looked stunning on the website and she has one positive report. I thought feedback at HOD doesn't matter that much as I thought most of the girls were supposed to be good. Another mistake.
Ten minutes before I was due to go in I checked UKP and a member had kindly sent me a pm with some photos of Chelsea without the photoshopping. Now I didn’t expect her to be as stunning as the pics on the website; despite what many say in my experience they NEVER are, however she did look considerably different. Another member subsequently said she looked so different it was like bait and switch - I wouldn’t go that far, it was the same girl, but it’s amazing what they can do with the photos these days.
Two of my very rare recent none Amy/Nic punts with Raisa of Anna’s Angels and a decent service but mad EE called Elena both last year didn’t look like their photos either. However although far from the stunner of the photos Chelsea was by no means a minger and I was right outside and just ten minutes away from the appointment. Thinking maybe she would provide a great service anyway I went ahead.
Within two minutes my unerring punting radar had detected it would not be a good service. On meeting she had presented her cheek ostentatiously for a kiss, this ALWAYS suggests there will be no proper kissing. And so it proved. There wasn’t even any body to body contact as she knelt on the bed keeping as far away from me as possible. At first I thought she was going to offer a massage, but no it was straight for my cock. Some hand manipulation and the lightest touches of OWO.
As I laid back and made the best of it, thinking that it’s still only £70 and could have been worse had I booked longer I was thinking it was 1994 all over again. I’d had this kind of service countless times in the 1990’s and after dozens of full on punts with the likes of Nicoletta it wasn’t what I expect these days.
Despite taking a tab of Viagra my old man was still resolutely resting. I asked her to sit on my face. She complied and let me give her pussy and arse some attention which always gets me harder. At least she seemed to respond genuinely with little sighs, etc which always turns me on more than obvious fake stuff, and when she began to grind her arse firmly down on me as usually happens I shot my load.
I was out however before the end of the appointment.
Now looking back on my report on Raisa of Anna’s Angels I gave her a positive report for pretty much the same service, and Elena who I did mention but didn’t formally report provided a similar service. I’m usually not up for full sex, even with Viagra, unless the girl really gets me going as Nicoletta always does, so 69 is usually the way I climax.
However Elena did kiss and also provide my favoured w/s whilst Raisa’s owo was much better than Chelsea’s.
I was initially going to give Chelsea a neutral report as she did what I requested and eventually ground her arse down on me in the way that always gets me going, however for the lack of kissing, cuddling, body to body contact and anything remotely resembling a gfe it will have to be negative.
Ironically in 1994 I would probably have thought it a positive punt.
However hundreds of punts down the line I am a totally different punter with very different expectations.