Lauren from Manchester

[Tommybull]

Have any of you chaps had the pleasure of Laurens company  External Link/Members Only

[threechilliman]

Yeah, let's have some info boys, she's on my HL as well

[con-a-ser]

I have seen her in one of her Parlour stints

she as worked at the retreat, KSG, LaMaison, Infinity & PS
She seems to have consistant good reveiws & an extensive knowledge of Manchester Kebab shops

[threechilliman]

good reveiws & an extensive knowledge of Manchester Kebab shops

The knowledge of Manchester kebab shops has settled it for me, I've booked her 

[Gordo987]

The knowledge of Manchester kebab shops has settled it for me, I've booked her 

Nice one. Looking forward to the FR, especially if you can confirm that her arse is anything like as sexy as the pics. 

[MissLauren]

LOL you cannot beat a good kebab can you 

[threechilliman]

LOL you cannot beat a good kebab can you 

I like a nice neat, but juicy kebab

[threechilliman]

Nice one. Looking forward to the FR, especially if you can confirm that her arse is anything like as sexy as the pics. 

I'll check it out and let you know. There will be a detailed FR as well

[Asurmen]

Looking forward to reading your FR.

I had a booking with Lauren but due to an emergency, it got cancelled.

Good job I had a plan B.

[MissLauren]

Was this emergency my cat being stuck on garage roof?

It took me 45mins as the other one escaped if it was

xx

[threechilliman]

Was this emergency my cat being stuck on garage roof?

It took me 45mins as the other one escaped if it was

xx

Would it be OK if I checked out your arse on behalf of Gordo?

[Northerndave666]

I've seen her, wouldn't rush back to see again, but service was ok. Oral was good, but not too deep, she's got a good look about her and a pretty good body (a little flabbier than on her pics, but not much).

The only negatives was that although she was a nice girl, we didn't really click, her service was a bit mechanical, and the place was very messy, but worse was an amazing strong whiff of skunk, there's no chance you could punt at her place and not get questioned on return to work or the other half, about the smell on your hair and clothing.

[Gordo987]

I've seen her, wouldn't rush back to see again, but service was ok. Oral was good, but not too deep, she's got a good look about her and a pretty good body (a little flabbier than on her pics, but not much).

The only negatives was that although she was a nice girl, we didn't really click, her service was a bit mechanical, and the place was very messy, but worse was an amazing strong whiff of skunk, there's no chance you could punt at her place and not get questioned on return to work or the other half, about the smell on your hair and clothing.

Presume you mean the smoking variety?

[whiterussian]

I could never slate a lady that likes good weed.

They allow it in Europe why not here?  Because our government is thick as fuck.  .  .

All the filth do nowadays is nick kids for havin a bag of weed, it s fucking childish.

Save 50% on police wages, legalise weed and let the government make a profit on it .

Or carry on letting the hardest kid on the estate sell it and buy £150 trainers every friday. 

[Jay-Jay]

I could never slate a lady that likes good weed.

They allow it in Europe why not here?  Because our government is thick as fuck.  .  .

All the filth do nowadays is nick kids for havin a bag of weed, it s fucking childish.

Save 50% on police wages, legalise weed and let the government make a profit on it .

Or carry on letting the hardest kid on the estate sell it and buy £150 trainers every friday. 

+ fuckin 1 

Jay

[Northerndave666]

I could never slate a lady that likes good weed.

They allow it in Europe why not here?  Because our government is thick as fuck.  .  .

All the filth do nowadays is nick kids for havin a bag of weed, it s fucking childish.

Save 50% on police wages, legalise weed and let the government make a profit on it .

Or carry on letting the hardest kid on the estate sell it and buy £150 trainers every friday. 

Fair enough, but I just put it out there so that those punters who are married are aware and won't have to explain the smell on their clothing.

[whiterussian]

fair do's Dave I completely understand where your coming from.

In nearly 30 years of smoking weed Iv'e not heard it once said" your clothes smell of weed "
Smoke maybe.

To smell of weed you need to of had it on your fingers or inhaled it within the last few hrs.

[Gordo987]

fair do's Dave I completely understand where your coming from.

In nearly 30 years of smoking weed Iv'e not heard it once said" your clothes smell of weed "
Smoke maybe.

To smell of weed you need to of had it on your fingers or inhaled it within the last few hrs.

I don't smoke anything, and I can smell a smoker of weed or fags from ten metres. However, I can't tell the difference between prostitute's smoke and other smoke.

 

[mikebath]

One Tit noticeably bigger than the other!

[Gordo987]

One Tit noticeably bigger than the other!

Both of her titties are small, but that's ok coz I'm an arse man

[Tango]

One Tit noticeably bigger than the other!

Most women tend to have one tit slightly bigger than the other.

[threechilliman]

I'm beginning to wonder whether I'll have time to fuck her, what with checking out her arse for Gordo and then carefully eyeing her tits to check the size of each. I may take a tape measure with me.... and a note pad for any other observations....

tcm

[Gordo987]

I'm beginning to wonder whether I'll have time to fuck her, what with checking out her arse for Gordo and then carefully eyeing her tits to check the size of each. I may take a tape measure with me.... and a note pad for any other observations....

tcm

And tag them so that we can study them over time, and draw a detailed map of her arse showing every detail, including teeth marks, zits and crinkles 

[threechilliman]

And tag them so that we can study them over time, and draw a detailed map of her arse showing every detail, including teeth marks, zits and crinkles 

I'm only hoping tomorrow comes off. Her comm's have been a bit sketchy today. She has replied to an AW message sent yesterday but not to the three text messages I've sent today. Uncertain, as unless I have direct contact in good time tomorrow, I may have to revert to plan B....................................

tcm

[Asurmen]

I'm only hoping tomorrow comes off. Her comm's have been a bit sketchy today. She has replied to an AW message sent yesterday but not to the three text messages I've sent today. Uncertain, as unless I have direct contact in good time tomorrow, I may have to revert to plan B....................................

tcm

Lets hope her cats don't escape like they did with me tcm 

[threechilliman]

Lets hope her cats don't escape like they did with me tcm

How did you find her comms in the lead up? Texts answered or not?

[Asurmen]

Her comms were great. I had arrived and phoned her for the house number when she said her cat had escaped. Lauren asked if I wanted to help to get her cat down, to which I replied that I would try.

Got to her house and her neighbour (a middle aged Chinese lady I think) had just got a pair of ladders out. I saw Lauren,  she looked pretty but she signalled me to walk away. Good job I suppose as I'm sure I semi-recognised her neighbour as a mah-jong playing friend of my Mums.

Lauren was very apologetic about the whole thing though.

[Gordo987]

Her comms were great. I had arrived and phoned her for the house number when she said her cat had escaped. Lauren asked if I wanted to help to get her cat down, to which I replied that I would try.

Got to her house and her neighbour (a middle aged Chinese lady I think) had just got a pair of ladders out. I saw Lauren,  she looked pretty but she signalled me to walk away. Good job I suppose as I'm sure I semi-recognised her neighbour as a mah-jong playing friend of my Mums.

Lauren was very apologetic about the whole thing though.

So, what happened with her pussy? 

[threechilliman]

All went ok guys, report to follow. Girl next door looks, a good laugh and she's dead straight forward. Glad I booked her now. 
tcm

[Denhamhoop]

I have had the pleasure of Miss Lauren and as others have said petite brunette with smallish tits lovely arse.Her oral was good not great but the shagging was very good quite a few positions and she reminds me of a girlband member just has that mid 20s girl next door look.The comms were excellent and i couldnt help but laugh when she texts for you to enter her place from the back.The girl can seriously chat though and the weed smell well she did tell me she had previously kept the growing equipment for a friend.All in all i enjoyed the punt and if using public transport her place is in between 2 tram stops

[jichael mackson]

 

Saw her about a year ago. Very poor. Was rushed and she seemed stand off-ish and disinterested. Place was a state too. Much better girls in that part of the country.

[threechilliman]

Saw her about a year ago. Very poor. Was rushed and she seemed stand off-ish and disinterested. Place was a state too. Much better girls in that part of the country.

Complete opposite to my experience. Her place ain't the finest, but that doesn't bother me. She was very friendly and unhurried. I brought things to a close rather than her.

tcm

[con-a-ser]

No one gets on with every girl but I think a lot of it goes with our attitudes as well

I often wonder about this if I am about to book a girl who as mixed reveiws & see if I have seen any girls the authors of the reveiws have to try & get a guidance on which of the two services I will receive

[threechilliman]

No one gets on with every girl but I think a lot of it goes with our attitudes as well

Couldn't agree more. I often wonder whether those that get more shit services than good go in with a poor attitude towards the girl....

tcm

[Gordo987]

Couldn't agree more. I often wonder whether those that get more shit services than good go in with a poor attitude towards the girl....

tcm

+1 I'm not that picky when it comes to fanny, and once I've decided not to walk - in all of my punting history I've only walked twice - I make a point of telling the girl how attractive I think she is. Never fails to bring a smile 

[infoseeker]

I often wonder whether those that get more shit services than good go in with a poor attitude towards the girl....

One thing that doesn't require any wondering and is discussed seperately is that it helps get less "shit services" if you let the Pro$$ie know of your impending arrival as a UKPunting reviewer.

For example you question the attitude of other punters.
Whilst on this thread where Miss Lauren has posted, you have later posted you have booked her to review her and then gone out of your way to repost that you are going see her tomorrow presumably the day before you did see her for your review of her.

Based on your other example of reviews where the service provider has known of your impending arrival as a UKPunting Reviewer
Dani Gold
KimberlyC
I say it is a safe guess you even PMed Miss Lauren through UKPunting to establish communications.


Regarding Miss Lauren I have recently added my own observations of her on another thread where Info on her was requested by the thread starter.
It may make interesting reading for anyone considering on booking her.
She is also reviewed seperately by another reviewer on here presumably without her knowing in advance that he was a UKPunting reviewer.


_MissLauren_
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[threechilliman]

One thing that doesn't require any wondering and is discussed seperately is that it helps get less "shit services" if you let the Pro$$ie know of your impending arrival as a UKPunting reviewer.

For example you question the attitude of other punters.
Whilst on this thread where Miss Lauren has posted, you have later posted you have booked her to review her and then gone out of your way to repost that you are going see her tomorrow presumably the day before you did see her for your review of her.

Based on your other example of reviews where the service provider has known of your impending arrival as a UKPunting Reviewer
Dani Gold
KimberlyC
I say it is a safe guess you even PMed Miss Lauren through UKPunting to establish communications.


Regarding Miss Lauren I have recently added my own observations of her on another thread where Info on her was requested by the thread starter.
It may make interesting reading for anyone considering on booking her.
She is also reviewed seperately by another reviewer on here presumably without her knowing in advance that he was a UKPunting reviewer.


_MissLauren_
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I'm not sure what this post achieves or what it's aims are as most of this lot has been said before. Therefore I can only think your motives are aimed at me, particularly as you've raked up a quote from the 6th June!!

I must say I find your attention flattering, to the point where you started a thread all about me (5 steps guide for anyone who may not have fallen asleep). Your fascination with me is unfounded though as I'm quite a normal guy with (IMO) very little that would make me stand out in a crowd. I think you'd find me very disappointing in reality. Perhaps out of consideration for other forum users, you might want to turn your attentions to a different topic? I think a lot may be a little bored with this now.

And just to clarify, my contact with Lauren was via AW - so your 'safe' assumption isn't quite as safe as you thought. Maybe your reviews aren't as safe either - but that's for others to judge!!

tcm

[Gordo987]

IMHO, Lauren's thighs and arse are quite superbly proportioned, as in


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and you can see that she has quite a cheeky little smile too 

[threechilliman]

Having seen her arse, thighs and smile first hand, I con confirm your observations Gordo.

tcm

[taz973]

I've seen lauren before had a very good punt she actually took time to fully study the role play I had sent and ensured she covered every element, location was great for public transport. Yes maybe untidy but to be fair the bedroom is the important bit anyway and if you are spending time looking at your surroundings and not the girl I would say you have your priorities wrong . No noticeable weed smell when I was there so can't really comment on that, but in terms of size she is certainly a slim girl, certainly  didn't notice anything out of proportion. So she would be a reccomend from me.

[bigbilly22]

Afraid to say my experiences with Lauren were at best average.

Saw her about 4 or 5 years ago at what appeared to be a quite nice flat in Manchester but what in fact turned out to be a right dive.

Action took place upstairs on a badly stained single mattress in a dump of a room with clothing, make-up and general crap lying around everywhere.

Service wise not much better, I love to go down on a girl but actually declined on this occasion as didn't smell great and was probably the biggest fanny I've ever seen!

A few months later got hit with a Bait and Switch where she was the Switch. Made my views clear and said I'd seen her before and wasn't gonna see her again.

I'd avoid but each to their own.

BB

[infoseeker]

Afraid to say.....

No need to be afraid, this is our forum the forum for punters to report and review Warts / Weed / Whiffy fanny and all. 

declined on this occasion as didn't smell great and was probably the biggest fanny I've ever seen!

...each to their own.

True that.  We're a diverse bunch we even have some who like big stinky fannies.

....and has a massive clit so if you like RO  you would enjoy.....

[infoseeker]

The value of something can be judged by its close alternatives.
If you want an English brunette, slim and petite, similar height and breast size and also a bit younger in her early 20s instead of MissLauren consider

Schoolgirl Kate
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Reviewed by me here added more detail to the review in a comment lower down after I was rightly criticised for lack of detail.

In my opinion a much better option and in the opinion of many others too since she manages to keep herself busy as she likes as an Adultwork Independent unlike MissLauren who has to work in parlors where you can tap the biggest fanny bigbilly22 has ever seen (and he's seen a lot) for just £35/30mins at Piccadilly Selecta.

[infoseeker]

Therefore I can only think your motives are aimed at me

Hi tcm, Come off it, you know I like you ever since we PMed, it is just that I have a job to do.

Just please try to be less fluffy that is likely to make excuses for scouse whores and their *Liverpool blowjobs and American whores and their constant whining and moaning and chavvy English spliff smoking whores with big fannies and we'll continue to share Punting Info and Reviews just fine. 

* Liverpool blowjob - Where one hand is reaching for your wallet

[infoseeker]

Relevant update regarding Miss Lauren and her unstable state of mind posted by Admin on her review threads.
Punters punt with her at their peril.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=36931.0