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This is probably one of the craziest of women I’ve had the pleasure of meeting.

Comms good on the phone, clearly not the actual girl as she spoke very poor English.

So I pay her and start to go to get undressed, no she gives me the money back puts a airhostess hat on, does a prayer and pulls her big jugs apart for me to insert the money, nothing uncomfortable here

So I’m on the bed undressed now and she oils up her (apparently) real jugs, they are super soft and big and I can’t feel anything inside so maybe yes they are. The tit wank is great as she moves into rubbing those puppies all over me, it must be her birthday I think she’s telling me, she has a happy birthday badge on (yes on the fishnet play suit) and her friends are coming over I believe she means, that and she then sang herself happy birthday, (it’s a bit weird if I’m honest) now as much as it’s fun I’m aware my 30 mins is ticking down quickly so I ask for her to suck my cock, now my stick cock I’m told is massive and powerful so obviously it gets another prayer saying it’s the biggest she’s ever seen and compares it to her arm, sometimes you’d rather they just suck not talk but heyho great effort and hands free for the most as she sticks a finger all the way up my ass, asks if I want 2 fingers I say I’d rather move to sex as we are over half way now.

Mish, CG (not one I always go for unless they have big jugs), doggy, she then gets me to stand as she knees on the bed and is really into it, I shove my thumb up her ass and no complaints. I ask about anal to be told no, ok fair play worth asking.

So she points at her tongue I ask “cum in mouth” she nods so I go for it, almost there, off with the welly and she’s wanting me, it’s failing so I take over as I get another arse finger blast, I tell her I’m going to cum but she’s hanging back so as she finally moves in I miss her mouth and unload on her face (ooops maybe  :D )

Clean up with wipes and tissue, no mention of a shower so I’m 10 mins from home I don’t mind.

Now throughout the craziness she very paranoid about noise and her neighbours, ironically it was her making all the noise, she checks the coast is clear before I exit saying she really likes me and wants me to come back to her, but no time one hour, I think not.

Just bat shit crazy

£70 all in for 30 mins which is good value, I check the watch and I was there 40 mins, wasn’t rushed and felt another 5 mins or so shagging would have been fine.

Single bed studio flat just off Huntingdon st was clean and tidy.

Super slim body with massive tits, great. I would say she’s old, like 50s old but you could be fooled for late 30s (in a dark room) with her body.
Imo photos are pretty accurate with a bit of tidy up

Offline NervousJ

Ha ha ha... :D

I can’t get away for a sneaky visit or I’d be there in a shot... is there parking nearby mate...
« Last Edit: March 17, 2021, 06:48:16 am by NervousJ »

Offline Captainhowdy666

Can’t wait for her to get back to Leicester, she fkn nuts.

Offline Dodgelad

Hahaha she sounds fuckin mental!  :D if the photo is true, she also looks hot as...

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Ha ha ha... :D

I can’t get away for a sneaky visit or I’d be there in a shot... is there parking nearby mate...

Right outside the door, side street off Huntingdon St next to Pizza Hut and Kwik fit
« Last Edit: March 17, 2021, 07:10:38 pm by Iloveoral »

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Can’t wait for her to get back to Leicester, she fkn nuts.
Mate that’s an understatement  :lol:

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Hahaha she sounds fuckin mental!  :D if the photo is true, she also looks hot as...

Photos bang on matey, slight tweak but is deffo her

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Does she offer DFK ?

No matey, I didn’t quite get why, something about paracetamol and collagen shot in her mouth ?
Because of an injection and she pointed to inside her cheek, not a clue sorry

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I am really looking forward to meeting this one ILO  :wacko: :thumbsup:

Offline jsnsummer

I can confirm OP opinion, she is a nut job. But in a fun way!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline johnty

Those pics are of a girl that used to go by the name of Kimmie Hot. Well reviewed. Tits are epic.

Offline Stickitin

Those pics are of a girl that used to go by the name of Kimmie Hot. Well reviewed. Tits are epic.

You sure? I saw Kimmie a couple of times and I didn’t think it was her....

Offline Chorley

I usually find most Thai women are a bit mad but in an endearing way. With her it wasn't anywhere like that and I thought she was seriously in need of immediate psychiatric help.  :(
 Either that or it was just some cleverly constructed time wasting tactic? I really can't decide? :unknown:
« Last Edit: March 18, 2021, 01:51:55 pm by Chorley »

Offline Stickitin

Anyone know how long she will be around? Getting my jab tomorrow and might feel the need to get out and have a go on something soon  :crazy:

Offline oldstreethookup

LOL, the fact you guys keep saying she's batshit mental is turning me on... A crazy bird with big tits who isn't afraid you whip out her vibe with punters?? I'm up for it.... now need to somehow get out to see her!

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I am really looking forward to meeting this one ILO  :wacko: :thumbsup:

Would love to hear how you get on bro  :lol:

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Anyone know how long she will be around? Getting my jab tomorrow and might feel the need to get out and have a go on something soon  :crazy:

She’s trying to stay 3 months but the flat is £1050/ month she was saying and the trouble with the neighbours etc so may have to move on

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Those pics are of a girl that used to go by the name of Kimmie Hot. Well reviewed. Tits are epic.

That’s not Kimmie matey 100%



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She’s trying to stay 3 months but the flat is £1050/ month she was saying and the trouble with the neighbours etc so may have to move on
Do you think there's really problems with the neighbours/Rozzers though? She kept going on about that when I saw her in Leicester and it seems a common denominator.
I mean she's completely bonkers so maybe she's imagining it?  :unknown:

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Do you think there's really problems with the neighbours/Rozzers though? She kept going on about that when I saw her in Leicester and it seems a common denominator.
I mean she's completely bonkers so maybe she's imagining it?  :unknown:


Well if she was singing the same song in Leicester I’d say it’s all in her head then, she’s either living in a fantasy land or needs some serious help

Offline NervousJ

I wonder if it’s a ploy to get us in and out quickly... does t make much sense tbh, it just scares folk from revisiting...

Offline Chorley

I wonder if it’s a ploy to get us in and out quickly... does t make much sense tbh, it just scares folk from revisiting...
When I went to see her I got quite annoyed as she faffed about so much. I actually went to find her when she stashed the  money as she was gone so long. Then she asked if I wanted a massage and I said no,  but she kept jabbering away and insisting anyway.
Definitely at the end it felt really awkward and like she wanted to get rid of you ASAP. No way I'd see her again TBH as she's way too fucked up. :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: March 23, 2021, 12:22:20 pm by Chorley »

Offline King_Kai1403

She faffed about with me also, I wasnt in a rush so it was ok and her fading was all sexy stuff so good for me haha but those who need to be gone after their 30 mins or 1 hour should be aware of the faff.

Cant say I was rushed out though, after I was done she was feeding me fruit and playing with me and kissing all over the nether regions. Was probably there another 10 minutes after finishing just enjoying her wackiness and all whilst naked and covered in oil. I loved it haha.