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External Link/Members Only This is probably one of the craziest of women I’ve had the pleasure of meeting.
Comms good on the phone, clearly not the actual girl as she spoke very poor English.
So I pay her and start to go to get undressed, no she gives me the money back puts a airhostess hat on, does a prayer and pulls her big jugs apart for me to insert the money, nothing uncomfortable here
So I’m on the bed undressed now and she oils up her (apparently) real jugs, they are super soft and big and I can’t feel anything inside so maybe yes they are. The tit wank is great as she moves into rubbing those puppies all over me, it must be her birthday I think she’s telling me, she has a happy birthday badge on (yes on the fishnet play suit) and her friends are coming over I believe she means, that and she then sang herself happy birthday, (it’s a bit weird if I’m honest) now as much as it’s fun I’m aware my 30 mins is ticking down quickly so I ask for her to suck my cock, now my stick cock I’m told is massive and powerful so obviously it gets another prayer saying it’s the biggest she’s ever seen and compares it to her arm, sometimes you’d rather they just suck not talk but heyho great effort and hands free for the most as she sticks a finger all the way up my ass, asks if I want 2 fingers I say I’d rather move to sex as we are over half way now.
Mish, CG (not one I always go for unless they have big jugs), doggy, she then gets me to stand as she knees on the bed and is really into it, I shove my thumb up her ass and no complaints. I ask about anal to be told no, ok fair play worth asking.
So she points at her tongue I ask “cum in mouth” she nods so I go for it, almost there, off with the welly and she’s wanting me, it’s failing so I take over as I get another arse finger blast, I tell her I’m going to cum but she’s hanging back so as she finally moves in I miss her mouth and unload on her face (ooops maybe

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Clean up with wipes and tissue, no mention of a shower so I’m 10 mins from home I don’t mind.
Now throughout the craziness she very paranoid about noise and her neighbours, ironically it was her making all the noise, she checks the coast is clear before I exit saying she really likes me and wants me to come back to her, but no time one hour, I think not.
Just bat shit crazy
£70 all in for 30 mins which is good value, I check the watch and I was there 40 mins, wasn’t rushed and felt another 5 mins or so shagging would have been fine.
Single bed studio flat just off Huntingdon st was clean and tidy.
Super slim body with massive tits, great. I would say she’s old, like 50s old but you could be fooled for late 30s (in a dark room) with her body.
Imo photos are pretty accurate with a bit of tidy up