External Link/Members OnlyOne where my cock ruled over my head
. Absolutely awful punt.
Wanted to see Jessica in Hockley but she was very busy. Liked the sound of this VIP Relaxing Dubai Massage. Gave her a call and i couldnt detect the accent, said she was Arabic. I really should have been on my guard. Arranged the time and service easily via text. Went for £70 body to body half hr.
Locations is just off Bristol St, city centre apartments. The postcode she gives is right at the bottom of the street and her building is a minute or two's walk away. Walked up to building and called her, she buzzed me in. Did the old behind the door trick, as soon as i seen her face i knew she was a Rom 100%. Facially not attractive at all. She was wearing Arabic (Islamic) attire with a headscarf. Her English was decent so communicated well. Guided me into the room and i really wanted to say you're not Arab but my cock fucking overruled! I really should have walked as i am sure it is the same girl who was reviewed here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=299970.0 and i even read this review earlier in the day!!
I stripped and got on the bed as she went to stash the cash. She came back and got undressed, had ample size tits but rolls and rolls of fat on her stomach...kept her headscarf on but could see most of her hair. At that point i was just cursing myself as i see so many Romanian women like her in the streets all the time who dont do anything for me sexually. She started applying some cheap baby lotion on my back and legs and sat on my bum. The massage was really crap, she didnt have a clue what she was doing, just literally rubbing me down as the other guy mentions in his review. Worked my back and legs and told me to turnover, she then massaged my arms and front of legs, again absolute rubbish.
Then she just comes and sits next to me and gets the wipes out, starts wiping my flaccid cock and rubbing it. She has her back/side to me and i try reaching around for her tits so i can try to get an erection, she seems shy and giggles at the same time moving my hand away. I then say this isnt body to body...she pushes up against me and says our bodies are touching!! FFS!!!
I was fuming, but she then says i can touch her, i reach round for her tits again and this time she lets me rub them, i get somewhat of a semi and needing a release for ages, i release after a few strokes. She cleans me up and takes the wipes out the room. Am up in a flash to get my clothes on, she comes back and says could have given me more of a massage as we still had 10 or so mins left. I said no thanks.
Noticed a shit tattoo on her upper right thigh, i said something like oh you have a tattoo....she instantly replied "i dont follow my religion". Not that i was asking about it in reference to her religion! I knew she wasnt Arab from the moment i walked in. I then said you're Romanian or Hungarian and she didnt like that. Said she was Lebanese, so asked her to say something in Arabic and her response was "why should i say something when you will only know a couple of words" I didn't respond, just put my shoes on and left.
An absolutely shit punt with an ugly woman trying to be someone she isnt. Massage was crap, body to body didnt exist and hand job was crap! £70 down the gutter.
