Author Topic: Hannah Arabic Massage- Birmingham  (Read 3543 times)

Offline P.O.G

Trying a new review format so hopefully it reads ok. Had seen this advert pop up quite a few times then disappear over the past year or so. No further intel on her, and I couldn't find any additional information anywhere so thought I'd give her a go.

Comms; Always quick to reply to texts and quick to take calls. Didn't sound like an Romanian girl over the phone, and her manner was polite.

Location: Normal fit for purpose city centre apartment, although a late night meeting, parking wouldn't have been an issue during the day as quite a few pay and display spaces around. She's based not far from the Queen's way roundabout.

Hanna: I do not know if she's genuinely Arabic. But she was not attractive facially (3/10), and probably a bit older than the 24 she told me over the phone. It's hard to describe what she was wearing, a sort of black robe that looked kind of religious. She was wearing a sexy nightdress underneath that I got glimpses of on occasion.

The Meet: I've only felt like a mug in two punts in my life, and this has to be one of them. Now Hanna was pleasant, invited me in, took the cash £60 for a 30 minute message, and told me to undress. She then proceeded to sit beside me, and give me a rubdown with cream. No technique, no force or power, just a basic rubdown with no cc swipes whatsoever. On the turnover much of the same continued with no cc swipes. I asked her to take off her robe thingy off, to which she said £40. Haggled her down to £30 and she stripped off (still too pricey, but was thinking with my dick, and didn't want to barter anymore). To be fair she had a wonderful pair of tits, but a bit of a belly. Allowed full access to them, and nipples were very responsive. She proceeded to administer the handjob with cream. She took instruction well, as I had to tell her how to stroke me, when to play with balls, etc. This lasted about 15 minutes, I made sure last as long as possible to get more time out of her. As she asked I told her when I was near to coming so she could get the tissues in preparation. Came, undressed and left feeling like a mug that overpayed for a poor 30 minute massage and happy ending.

I probably wouldn't recommend. Got to give her a negative based on price.
Pros; Great tits, takes instruction.
Cons; crap massage, not attractive, I overpaid I feel like.

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Offline Straightsix

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Offline Spurt

Another big thank you swapped txts the other day will now now walk on by.
Sorry you felt like a mug take comfort in others avoiding that sensation.

Offline teddyking

Great review , in dire state of the punting scene I’ve adapted to no longer feel like crap if a punt turns out to be below mediocre. But what does piss me off is SPs trying the quick upsell and being rude/cunning to punters. A well deserved negative and thanks 🙏
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