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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: 5 mins walk from Aldgate underground station. You can see the Gherkin from her street.
Country of origin: Paraguayan
Given yesterdays three positive reviews I thought I would check her out to find out what the hype was about, as I was off work today.
Communication: Comms were efficeint by text BUT this is the start of why things went negative. I started texting her last night BUT she strangely she texted back from a different number saying she was Laurette. I didn't think anything of it at the time but post punt I realised there are
two different girls texting me!
Last night she texted when I enquired about DFK and she said that's with 1 hour bookings! But I ignored this after reading the three reports already made about her. This morning I sent identically texts with me fake punting name to both numbers and continued texting the one who answered first. I still thought it was one girl with two phones at this point. I live 30 minutes away on the underground away from her so I texted her to say when I was coming and she agreed. When I jumped on the underground I texted and when I got off at Aldgate I texted again so she knew exactly when I was coming ie. 5 min. Due to lock down this area was deserted and the road her flat was on was empty. She asked to text when Im outside the door which I did. She texted back saying she is coming down to get me but
I was left waiting like a idiot for a whole 5 mins on an empty road which probably had CCTV. There was a barbers shop open with a few people inside across the road so I was visible. Come to think of it I thought hair salons were meant to be shut during lockdown.
Anyway, to somebody who would know it was obvious why I was there outside a door!
Looks: Okay, this is where I was debating if a negative was too harsh. The girl who answered the door was gorgeous. She was tall and filled her jeans amazingly well. I followed her up the stairs in disbelief of her phenomenal arse. My first thoughts were that she looked way better than her pics! I was excited. We got in the apartment and she ushered me into the room immediately to the left. It was dark with a dim light. She asked me if I wanted a shower but I literally took one at my place just before I left. In fact I told her I was going to to take a shower by text before I left home. I and she didn't dwell on this but read on.
Services: I payed £70 for 30 mins. She looked so good that I regretted at that point staying for 30 mins but I only had £70 on me. She went out and came back a couple minutes later in a thong and bra. She looked amazing so I turned the light in the dim room on because I wanted to just enjoy looking at her with full clarity. She immediately shut the light of and said their are neighbours in the next flat across the window which I think had blinds. Anyway it was shut so I couldn't see out but again I wasn't going to argue. She also said we have to keep the noise down as the neighbours will hear. I sat on a chair next to the bed and she sat on the bed opposite me. She asked what do I like. I said DFK really turns me on.
At that instant she jumped off the bed and led me outside the room in my boxers to the bathroom and made me use listerine mouth wash. I hadn't kissed her at that point and have never had a problem with bad breath but it seemed like a requirement when I mentioned I liked lots of DFK! Bizarre and the clock was ticking! Anyway on my return the interaction was resumed and we started kissing. She said my hands were cold! Then she said I would have been warm had I taken a shower! I told her I was cold because I was standing outside for so long! I would describe the kissing as light DFK. Certainly more than light lip kissing but not full on hard DFK. She slipped her tongue in my mouth and we were sucking each others lips. It was good and I was turned on and getting hard because she was just so fit. She took her bra off to reveal small size A breasts and lovely hard nipples which I started rubbing. It still didn't click at that point that
this was not the girl in the profile pics! I had to ask her to rub my cock though my boxers as I was hard and ready to go.
This is were it became a total negative.
She jumped up again and said for me to wait . Before she even saw my cock she said she had to clean it because I didn't take a shower?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!? I told her again that I had taken a shower an hour before but anyway I took my boxers off and she got out the wet wipes. So guys if you see her take a shower regardless! So I lost my erection because of the slightly uncomfortable wet wipe cleaning routine. Im shaved down there and super clean so Im thinking she is obviously new to this and does not understand men and their physiology. So we are both on the bed and we resume kissing and she is wanking my now semi flaccid cock. I asked her to go down and suck my balls first and wank me.....that always revives me but she said she doesn't suck balls.
Instead she takes a condom out for OW!!!. I said I want OWO and she said for half an hour it has to be OW! Again I went with it to avoid a discussion and she started sucking but I was irritated with this stupid woman and also pissed her pricing structure was not properly expressed on her profile. Perhaps my fault for assuming OWO would be ok for 30 min but I had read the other reports for 1 hour and assumed OWO is not a big deal. So I made the most of the situation. She has a nice face and phenomenal arse, thighs and legs and beautiful manicured cute feet. I told her lets 69. She said ok but she had in mind the exact position for 69 and she got on top pf me. That was fine but I probably would have started on our sides. She takes the lead and is not submissive where one can direct her. She continued sucking my cock and I had a spectacular view of her above me. I started eating her perfect pussy and it was tight and fresh and I started getting turned on again.
I went up to eat her arse but she pulled away! Probably another one she would give for an hour service! I carried on eating her. So by then it was near time up so she started to face me and I just asked her to wank me while I DFKed her until I came. I could not be bothered to fuck her and maybe I wasn't fully turned on with all her shaningans. I came in the condom and it was pleasant enough. After I came she was friendly and asked me about my name and where I was originally from. I just said Im British born and bred and didn't want to chat shit with her. I figured it was a total conveyer belt service and she performs in a mechanical fashion.
Then I thought about it and figured hot girls like this probably think they are amazing in bed and she probably thinks because she is popular that she gives a great service. So I decided to just tell her politely my thoughts knowing I would never return. I started by saying we are in lockdown so leaving punters waiting on empty streets outside in the cold for 5 minutes is not on. Then I told her once I was hard to start to clean my cock is uncomfortable. She retorted blaming me that I didn't take a shower. I said I would have taken a shower if it was that important to her and repeated I had a shower an hour before. She said that I still came from outside. Then I pointed out guys standing under the water for a minute in her shower doesn't actually mean they come to her room clean. They may not wash their cocks properly or fully soap their bodies. She conceded that point. I did say Im not being rude but want to give her constructive criticism and told her Ive been doing this for a number of years so I know top girls from average and below average. I don't think these young hot girls understand this, and get away with their looks. We know what good service is better than they. So they should be told if they want to stay in this game. I did tell her she was stunning but that the service could be better and understanding what is extra is important before starting a session. Having a conversation about what is included and not included in the middle of a session is bollocks. This girl really wants 1 hour bookings over 30 minute ones.
Post punt thoughts: On my way out after I had cum my brain started functioning again and I realised this was either a B&S (to a much hotter girl than the profile pics) or the girl in the profile pics was the other number I had and the second girl in the apartment was also texting me! I definitely heard some noise coming from the other side of the flat. The number that was texting me this am and probably the girl I saw was
07367 893853 which is the number on the profile. The other number that texted me and presumably the other girl is on
07312 048209. So I suspect two girls are using that one profile and I don't know who the girl in the profile pics are. The girl I saw today had small A cup tits and was generally far more toned and model like than the girl in the pics.
When I went downstair and left the flat there was another punter waiting just like how I was left! Don't know how long the poor sod was waiting but we both avoided eye contact! The 'Laurette' I saw was probably taking a shower!
I was thinking should I give this experience a neutral because Im seeing a hot bitch, but no, its a negative for all the reasons above. Plus also with the three positive reviews yesterday it will temper people's expectations. Maybe on a different day had I taken a customary shower and clarified OWO beforehand, it would have been a positive.
Best wishes
The artist formally known as....
Topic: Laurette lovesex, Aldgate - B&S'd to Byanca Bya 69, a negative for many reasons (Read 1610 times)
