Types of pussy

[touch.and.go]

I reckon nice looking pussies can be divided into 6 categories. (I am excluding the hippo yawn varieties from this list)

SLIT
CLAM
RUFFLED
SMALL LIPPED (lips make a heart shape after a bit of fucking)
LARGE LIPPED (BLT)
CAMEL TOE

Do any of you guys have a better method of categorization as I  feel mine is far frrom perfect.   

[hendrix]

I just categorise them as

1) One's I have to pay to enter.

2) One's I don't.

[Rochdull lad]

I've got one category fewer than that!  It is, of course, No. 1.

[Tjkooker]

There are only two types.
One you would fuck
The other you wouldn't

An old phrase "any holes your goal" is mostly true.

[CBPaul]

As far a prossies are concerned there is only 2 types - tight and baggy.

[charming_red]

Can you illustrate your categories with pictures please

[vorian]

What about Apple Pie Pussy


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[touch.and.go]

the technology is beating me - how do I insert images?











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[CBPaul]

On the picture you want to insert, right click and select copy image location

Click on the insert image icon and paste the image location between the brackets.

Voila.

Can't wait to see the picture - make it a good one please.

[ForrestGump]

Found this which seems to cover most variations I've seen...

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[touch.and.go]

On the picture you want to insert, right click and select copy image location

Click on the insert image icon and paste the image location between the brackets.

Voila.

Can't wait to see the picture - make it a good one please.

No - not working for me - shame because I have some cute ones

[Mr.WeirdBeard]

Found this which seems to cover most variations I've seen...

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#21 #25 #29 are the best ones. no doubt.. )

[akauya]

the technology is beating me - how do I insert images?

Look at NightKid's and Skittish' posts on this thread for step by step info:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16693.msg259943#msg259943

[jcdmj12]

You forgot:

Badly packed kebab
Wizard's sleeve
Sadly-deflating balloon

[webpunter]

Two more:
Axe wound
Hanging gardens of babylon

[threechilliman]

You forgot:

Badly packed kebab

Definition as per Roger Mellie's Profanosaurus - an untidy vagina that only starts to look appetising after 10 pints of lager. A 'butchers window', a 'ripped sofa'

[Marmalade]

not forgetting:

Smells of fanny
Smells and tastes of soap
Smells of fish

Then there's various other specialties:
Tampax Touchpaper Pussy
Thai ladyboy upside-down pussy
Yesterday's Fanny-Pad Pussy
The Shoved-A-Sponge-Up-It (cos I'm out of fanny pads but still working) Pussy
The Virgin Pussy (with small red capsule hidden inside for added realism and double the price)
The Poxy Pussy (yellow ooze included as free extra)
The Meat Stew Post-Period Pussy with unexpected tasty bits
The In-A-Rush Pussy (with bits of bog paper stuck to it cos the wet wipes ran out)
The Hurry-Up Pussy (knickers yanked to one side)
The Hide-And-Seek Pussy (found on women who eat too many pies)
The Sloppy-Joe Pussy (with compliments of the previous customer)

[richie]

Found this which seems to cover most variations I've seen...

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Made me laugh my twat off!  his other posts on how to pull ladies are quite amusing too.

[touch.and.go]

Hmmmm.... Not really how I expected this thread to go. I had hoped we could sort out a useful classification and then list WGs with perfect examples - that would be real scientific progress in WG appraisal (in my humble opinion) or maybe I'm just obsessed with pussy. 

[Horizontal pleasures]

open
or
shut

hairy
or
shaved

I prefer the first options. I am always happy with my mouth full.

[PuntingPete]

Then there's the pussy 'like a butchers bin' 

[CBPaul]

No - not working for me - shame because I have some cute ones

Do you have right click enabled ? I want to see the piccies 

[ForrestGump]

Hmmmm.... Not really how I expected this thread to go. I had hoped we could sort out a useful classification and then list WGs with perfect examples - that would be real scientific progress in WG appraisal (in my humble opinion) or maybe I'm just obsessed with pussy. 

Yes I'd say you are obsessed with pussy. But that's OK you're in good company here. 

I think the ideal solution to your quest is to have aw add a new selection item in the physical section of the aw interview named: pussy type. They could put next to 'Pubic Hair'

Why not get in touch and ask them to add it? Got nothing to lose by asking. 

[touch.and.go]

Yeah - defo - but need to sort out the classification first - and all we've got so far is "septic war-wound" and similar. 

[arduis]

How about some of those who contribute to this board

[Horizontal pleasures]

How about some of those who contribute to this board

they mostly do not have pussies, do you mean the few who do?

[Dani]

How about some of those who contribute to this board

Yes the females who post on here do have a pussy each.

I am not sure if mine looks like any of those very badly drawn ones though but then again it might however I don't tend to spend much time looking at mine and they all look very different closed legged compared to open legged and I dont think the guy who posted it has ever seen a real one as he is under the impression that the inner labia are actually the clit

I think you need to see them open legged not closed as even the neatest looking ones can look very different with the legs open and what seemed to be a very neat line turns into a very saggy fleshed one when the folded bits are not hidden or tucked away

[akauya]

Well you can see the wall of vaginas here to give you an idea of the vast range

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[Marmalade]

Dani's got a valid point. Though I think women tend to have a different view of any idea of 'neat.' A lot of men like variation, whether thin 'neat' slits or big long chewy bits. The popularity of vulvaplasty tends towards a women's desire (some women) to make them 'neat' like many airbrushed early Playboy pictures, with little to distinguish them that couldn't be drawn with a quick flick an HB pencil. Men like them sexy: women like to make them almost unnoticeable.

Some of the most interesting differences are those portrayed at different stages of arousal (lashings of lube don't quite look the same duh)

I think the photos were a bit of a laugh. The guy is clearly on a testosterone ego trip to make a few bucks from his 'lknowledge' lol.

[mh]

Well you can see the wall of vaginas here to give you an idea of the vast range

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row 1 number 6 seems to have an alien living in it, row 2 number 6 has a locust... 

[CoolTiger]

Not another Cunt Thread!!! 

[yorkshire123]

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Fucking hell 

The possible reasons for this are......

- Post Hendrix
- Post Cisco
- Horse rider

 

[Marmalade]

Or maybe just photohrapher sayin pull yer flaps open hen.

Most of 'em look like the same bird anyway 

[DaveMugabe]

My moneys on Hendrix

[Johny Stone]

I don't like neither of them, ugly ones

[the_exile]

I'm more interested in what it feels like when I'm inside, how good her muscles are "down there"!

[ForrestGump]

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Fucking hell 

The possible reasons for this are......

- Post Hendrix
- Post Cisco
- Horse rider

 

Those lips seem to be perfectly designed to funnel you right into the fun tunnel that lies within 

[Marmalade]

Those lips seem to be perfectly designed to funnel you right into the fun tunnel that lies within 

That's funny.

They look more like plaster-of-paris to me