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Author Topic: Types of pussy  (Read 4636 times)

I reckon nice looking pussies can be divided into 6 categories. (I am excluding the hippo yawn varieties from this list)

SLIT
CLAM
RUFFLED
SMALL LIPPED (lips make a heart shape after a bit of fucking)
LARGE LIPPED (BLT)
CAMEL TOE

Do any of you guys have a better method of categorization as I  feel mine is far frrom perfect.   :unknown:

Offline hendrix

I just categorise them as

1) One's I have to pay to enter.

2) One's I don't.


I've got one category fewer than that!  It is, of course, No. 1.

Offline Tjkooker

There are only two types.
One you would fuck
The other you wouldn't

An old phrase "any holes your goal" is mostly true.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline CBPaul

As far a prossies are concerned there is only 2 types - tight and baggy.

Can you illustrate your categories with pictures please :P

Offline vorian

What about Apple Pie Pussy


From Dusk Til Dawn Cheech: http://youtu.be/5BjKVq9YsU0
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

the technology is beating me - how do I insert images?











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Offline CBPaul

On the picture you want to insert, right click and select copy image location

Click on the insert image icon and paste the image location between the brackets.

Voila.

Can't wait to see the picture - make it a good one please.

Found this which seems to cover most variations I've seen...

http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

On the picture you want to insert, right click and select copy image location

Click on the insert image icon and paste the image location between the brackets.

Voila.

Can't wait to see the picture - make it a good one please.

No - not working for me - shame because I have some cute ones

Found this which seems to cover most variations I've seen...

http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

#21 #25 #29 are the best ones. no doubt.. :))

Offline akauya

the technology is beating me - how do I insert images?


Look at NightKid's and Skittish' posts on this thread for step by step info:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16693.msg259943#msg259943


jcdmj12

You forgot:

Badly packed kebab
Wizard's sleeve
Sadly-deflating balloon

Offline webpunter

Two more:
Axe wound
Hanging gardens of babylon

You forgot:

Badly packed kebab


Definition as per Roger Mellie's Profanosaurus - an untidy vagina that only starts to look appetising after 10 pints of lager. A 'butchers window', a 'ripped sofa'

Offline Marmalade

not forgetting:

Smells of fanny
Smells and tastes of soap
Smells of fish

Then there's various other specialties:
Tampax Touchpaper Pussy
Thai ladyboy upside-down pussy
Yesterday's Fanny-Pad Pussy
The Shoved-A-Sponge-Up-It (cos I'm out of fanny pads but still working) Pussy
The Virgin Pussy (with small red capsule hidden inside for added realism and double the price)
The Poxy Pussy (yellow ooze included as free extra)
The Meat Stew Post-Period Pussy with unexpected tasty bits
The In-A-Rush Pussy (with bits of bog paper stuck to it cos the wet wipes ran out)
The Hurry-Up Pussy (knickers yanked to one side)
The Hide-And-Seek Pussy (found on women who eat too many pies)
The Sloppy-Joe Pussy (with compliments of the previous customer)

Offline richie

Found this which seems to cover most variations I've seen...

http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

Made me laugh my twat off!  :lol: his other posts on how to pull ladies are quite amusing too.

Hmmmm.... Not really how I expected this thread to go. I had hoped we could sort out a useful classification and then list WGs with perfect examples - that would be real scientific progress in WG appraisal (in my humble opinion) or maybe I'm just obsessed with pussy.  :lol::lol:

open
or
shut

hairy
or
shaved

I prefer the first options. I am always happy with my mouth full.

Offline PuntingPete

Then there's the pussy 'like a butchers bin'  :vomit:

Offline CBPaul

No - not working for me - shame because I have some cute ones

Do you have right click enabled ? I want to see the piccies  :lol:

Hmmmm.... Not really how I expected this thread to go. I had hoped we could sort out a useful classification and then list WGs with perfect examples - that would be real scientific progress in WG appraisal (in my humble opinion) or maybe I'm just obsessed with pussy.  :lol::lol:

Yes I'd say you are obsessed with pussy. But that's OK you're in good company here.  :P

I think the ideal solution to your quest is to have aw add a new selection item in the physical section of the aw interview named: pussy type. They could put next to 'Pubic Hair'

Why not get in touch and ask them to add it? Got nothing to lose by asking.  :)

Yeah - defo - but need to sort out the classification first - and all we've got so far is "septic war-wound" and similar.  :lol:

Offline arduis

How about some of those who contribute to this board


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