Im a partner of an escort ...

[daviemac]

Uh-oh......

He hasn't though.   

[Nacholibre]

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This is a total wind up

Enough already

[Whiteknight]

You are the one who has signed up to this site to give instruction to punters on how to maximise your partners earnings, we only have your word you aren't pimping her.



whooooaaaaaaa...... i havent given her working name, wouldnt...

What im saying is, all these girls who work, for the fellas pleasure, would it not be worth the money to try and find out what makes them tick ????????

I am paying money to see escorts, to have sex and satisfy me the way I want.

If I want to please any woman in bed, it will be free and most likely she is a GF or Partner.

[davey.edwards1969]

Could this be the partner of yahoobabe
Some of the clues point that way

[winkywanky]

Am i a little bit of a cuckold ??, No, most certainly not, i can go far longer than most and unlike a lot of punters, have the mindset to satisfy the lady 1st, me 2nd....

Actually, you are indeed a cuckold:

cuckold
/ˈkʌk(ə)ld/

    a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful, often regarded as an object of derision.
    "jokes in literature about elderly cuckolds and misers are rife"

verb
verb: cuckold; 3rd person present: cuckolds; past tense: cuckolded; past participle: cuckolded; gerund or present participle: cuckolding

    (of a man) make (another man) a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife.
    "in the novel Humberto cuckolds his employer"
        (of a man's wife) make (her husband) a cuckold by being sexually unfaithful.
        "he was repeatedly cuckolded by his wife Aphrodite"

Also, be aware, many punters very much enjoy bringing pleasure to a WG, they get off on it and it's part of the fun for them. They pay for that fun, sure.

Whilst I wouldn't presume to say your missus enjoys sex with you less than with punters (I'll assume you're in a loving and trusting, longstanding relationship), be assured that every so often there will be a guy who is younger than you, sexier than you, better body than you, bigger cock than you, smelling better than you, and even, freshly showered. Whether she gets off on that, only she knows, and like most savvy women, she'd be mindful of not hurting your feelings by telling you how good he was.

It may be of course, that part of your relationship is having her tell you about all the guys she fucked, it may be a turn-on, and that's fine  .

[martyk]

He hasn't though.   

..................................... ?

[mills_and_bhuna]

So.
You're not a punter apparently because you get it for free.
And you're not a service provider.
And you're certainly not imparting groundbreaking knowledge on the sex work front.
So I'm a bit mystified as to why you're here.
It's not even as if your trolling game is half decent.
I smell BS.

[martyk]

So.
You're not a punter apparently because you get it for free.
And you're not a service provider.
And you're certainly not imparting groundbreaking knowledge on the sex work front.
So I'm a bit mystified as to why you're here.
It's not even as if your trolling game is half decent.
I smell BS.

daviemac   what says you ?.

[winkywanky]

... well, read a few reply's, laughed at most, learnt from some..
However, what i get from most is, " i got a small cock and a 2 min span "..
I understand that, i really do have sympathies with you..

No, lol, im not a lorry driver, far from it, i work for the NHS and at the moment, im quite busy.

Without wishing to get into the rights and wrongs of punting during Lockdown, do you not think that co-habiting with a WG and then going to work in an NHS role is somewhat inadvisable?

[mills_and_bhuna]

Could this be the partner of yahoobabe
Some of the clues point that way

on the other hand. It's lockdown. Saturday night. TV is shite........No homework....do the maths

[daviemac]

daviemac   what says you ?.

I've run out of PMs so I'll post it here.

Like I have said in the thread you are trying to 'teach you granny to suck eggs'. No matter what you say punters will punt the way they want.

That is why we disapprove of comments like "treat her well" and the other AW crap. You could post the same thing every day for the rest of your life and you won't change a thing. Punters punt as they see fit, some go out of their way to try an please the escort others just want the escort to please them, it's each to their own.

You are on dodgy ground before you even start with being her partner then telling others how to behave.

[mills_and_bhuna]

Without wishing to get into the rights and wrongs of punting during Lockdown, do you not think that co-habiting with a WG and then going to work in an NHS role is somewhat inadvisable?

if he works for the NHS I'm Tyson Fury's sparring partner

[winkywanky]

did try and PM daviemac, however, board rules disallow



The mrs... xxxxxxxxx... adult work...

No, i assure you, i am no troll, not in the slightest...

Been together for over 20 years... swinging for near 18 of that...

Just amazes me how many bloke turn up, looking like a bag of shite, expecting to have the times of their lives..
Trying to come across from this point of view without saying her name...

Something that you would know of course, is that a WG will tend to attract a certain type of punter.

Gorgeous, perhaps young, with a certain price-point, will tend to attract a certain level of guy.

Older, perhaps gone south slightly, with an appropriate price point, might attract a less attractive punter, perhaps less desirable for the WG but nevertheless, to be expected in the world of punting.

[Caveat: obvs no-one like that on here]

[scutty brown]

if he works for the NHS I'm Tyson Fury's sparring partner

You don't look anything like Fury's wife

[winkywanky]

I've run out of PMs so I'll post it here.

Like I have said in the thread you are trying to 'teach you granny to suck eggs'. No matter what you say punters will punt the way they want.

davie, with the greatest of respect I don't know what he taught his granny to suck, but I don't think it was eggs he taught his missus to suck.

[winkywanky]

Banned reason: Tick Tock Mr Wick.
Banned by: Head1


Going, going, gone!!!

Sold, to the first bloke who called when the Available Today light was on 

[MissWolf]

Bless him he really was a special little nugget

He had never paid an escort
They had swung for 15 years.?..no wait it was 18 years
He wasn't her pimp...honestly
He worked for the NHS but his missus was out escorting.?...ummmm really in this climate

I'm amazed he wasn't signed in as Troll McTrollface

Oh well it was fun while it lasted, I wonder if his Mrs actually exists 🤔

[daviemac]

I suspect he would've got her name in eventually, dusty phone syndrome I think.

[scutty brown]

All these newbies trying to troll, brings back memories.

[scutty brown]

Bless him he really was a special little nugget

He had never paid an escort
They had swung for 15 years.?..no wait it was 18 years
He wasn't her pimp...honestly
He worked for the NHS but his missus was out escorting.?...ummmm really in this climate

I'm amazed he wasn't signed in as Troll McTrollface

Oh well it was fun while it lasted, I wonder if his Mrs actually exists 🤔

I am so tempted to sign up on Escorthub as Troll McTrollface..............you shouldn't be giving us ideas like that

[mr.bluesky]

Banned reason: Tick Tock Mr Wick.
Banned by: Head1


Going, going, gone!!!

Sold, to the first bloke who called when the Available Today light was on 

Is this a record. Joined today. Banned today   

[mr.bluesky]

This is a total wind up

Enough already

Love the thunderbirds link 

[scutty brown]

Is this a record. Joined today. Banned today   

Under the retired management I think the quickest was three or four minutes

[daviemac]

Bless him he really was a special little nugget

He had never paid an escort
They had swung for 15 years.?..no wait it was 18 years
He wasn't her pimp...honestly
He worked for the NHS but his missus was out escorting.?...ummmm really in this climate

I'm amazed he wasn't signed in as Troll McTrollface

Oh well it was fun while it lasted, I wonder if his Mrs actually exists 🤔

The one he told me it was hasn't had a review on here since 2018.

[MissWolf]

I am so tempted to sign up on Escorthub as Troll McTrollface..............you shouldn't be giving us ideas like that

[daviemac]

Under the retired management I think the quickest was three or four minutes

Quickest since new management is less than 5 minutes.

[Coriniumstud]

Tell us who she is and I’ll make the effort 

[daviemac]

Tell us who she is and I’ll make the effort 

Not your area.

[Inout]

Load of BS

I pay to get laid with ladies, who i know i would never have a chance to bang in real life.

Not bothered what they think of me to be honest because i pay

So if shes fit and real i might be banging her after lockdown along with the rest of the country with money to pay her to bend over.

Cheers

[jsparky]

Well... looks like i was late i my replys.....

Low quality bait Marty. Even lower quality discussion. Go make your imaginary escort missus squeal like a box of horny frogs in a cooking pot 

scutty brown,
"Steph? Yeah I remember her..........said she was glad you were a lorry driver because it kept you out of the house. Otherwise she'd have to divorce you because you're a smelly bastard who needs to learn to wash "

your words mean less to me that the shite i just dropped down the loo....

Troll... no, not at all... consider me an insight into what goes on before and after you leave...

Pointless insight really, did he not know that famous quote “escorts are pay to leave”?
He is obviously a cuck thinking other will share his ‘insight’ which most punters don’t care.

[Private Parts]

Team. This one was precious. We should create our own Museum of the Banned.
I think a minimum of 5 inane statements (a five fer) is required to avoid glory seekers.
Special exemptions can be made for the truly stupid though.

There could even be a weekly “Tit of the Board! 

Going back many years I might have been in line for that!

What say you?

PP

[Iceman90]

Well, this is big box of frogs about to be opened isnt it....
Yes, im a partner of a girl that escorts and, is featured on here in the reviews...
Now, im not gonna point fingers etc, but, gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !..
What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nce, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

ASK THE LADY... what does it for her ?... you wanna get off ?, then make her squeal !.. simple as !..

Fuck off you absolute cretin. What a simp. Glad you got banned...

[Doc Holliday]

Wow.

I may be wrong, but I would say there is a high probability from the posting style that 'Martyn' is/was female?

Anyway nothing to see here folks ... move along 

[B4bcock]

Wow.

I may be wrong, but I would say there is a high probability from the posting style that 'Martyn' is/was female?

My thoughts too, Doc.

[SamOmar]

The whole post just stank of shite, just another troll / fantasist

[Colston36]

Money.

Is there any chance someone can give this illiterate boastful buffoon - and a few others on here - English lessons. All this wanna, gonna, gotta, anyways, aint, fellas ... are you marooned in Southside Chicago?

[Slow grinder]

"I'm a partner of an Escort" ... while the cleanliness and behavior parts of his diatribe are totally valid and SHOULD be as a matter of course for all of us Punters..... the fact that he wrote this 'post' just shows how this Lockdown is affecting some peoples mental health or their need to return to school... I'm choosing his need to return to school!

[Payyourwaymate]

Wow.

I may be wrong, but I would say there is a high probability from the posting style that 'Martyn' is/was female?

Anyway nothing to see here folks ... move along 

I think so too. That was no man. If on the off chance it was, then I guess that was the best his WG partner could get  .

[Philmeboots]

Well that was entertaining while it lasted.

Troll me thinks. If not would love to know the AW profile of his 'partner'

[Colston36]

Bless him he really was a special little nugget

He had never paid an escort
They had swung for 15 years.?..no wait it was 18 years
He wasn't her pimp...honestly
He worked for the NHS but his missus was out escorting.?...ummmm really in this climate

I'm amazed he wasn't signed in as Troll McTrollface

Oh well it was fun while it lasted, I wonder if his Mrs actually exists 🤔

Another Wolf special. What puzzled me most was that he drives a LORRY for the NHS. Probably full of horseshit.

[Jimmyredcab]

The whole post just stank of shite, just another troll / fantasist

I am surprised he lasted beyond the first post.       

[pythondan]

Do most escorts really want punters to "please" them? - assuming that this means make them orgasm then I think probably not if the girl is seeing more than a couple of punters per day.

I do like it if a girl cums during a session with me but it certainly is not a requirement and there are certain types of meeting - parlour girls and busy tourists - where I would not even try to get the girl off.

If this posters partner had mind-blowing sex with half a dozen punters during the day I doubt she would be that keen to service him once her work finishes.

[daviemac]

Another Wolf special. What puzzled me most was that he drives a LORRY for the NHS. Probably full of horseshit.

He said he didn't drive a lorry.   

No, lol, im not a lorry driver, far from it, i work for the NHS and at the moment, im quite busy.

[whiskyfan]

Is there any chance someone can give this illiterate boastful buffoon - and a few others on here - English lessons. All this wanna, gonna, gotta, anyways, aint, fellas ... are you marooned in Southside Chicago?

Is there any chance you could quote the correct post.

[chocolategiver]

Wow, what a great and interesting topic.

As a paying customer, it is always about me, it has always been about me and it will always be about be me. i pay for sex because (i) my wife is at the age where sex is not an option and (ii) i want to be sexually satisfied and have an enjoyable time with the proviso that it's performed within everyone's boundaries and rules.

When i see one of my regulars at Ego's she will come into the room after i've showered, she'll pull the towel off my waste and have me spunking over tits within  97.67 seconds and then i lay on the bed and get my massage...it's about the customer, 1st, 2nd and 3rd. I have no interest in satisfying her. This is basically the SP asking what i would like, the only thing i ever ask an Ego girl is can i touch and how?

If a customer comes in looking like or smelling shite then turn them away.

Even so, thank you for the advice and i hope you and your partner could give some advice to her colleagues and peers in her excellent profession.

[Colston36]

Is there any chance you could quote the correct post.

Posts, not just his post.

[winkywanky]

Quickest since new management is less than 5 minutes.

...and how would you specifically know that davie...? 

[winkywanky]

Wow.

I may be wrong, but I would say there is a high probability from the posting style that 'Martyn' is/was female?

Anyway nothing to see here folks ... move along 

Very perceptive Doc. An excellent diagnosis 

And thinking back, I've seen a lot of this in AW profiles of WGs, some of it almost word for word...also, you actually hear civilian women saying the same things too, especially the ones in italics:

gotta say...guys... you aint test driving a car !

What you are doing is sometimes turning up, looking shite, smelling shite & shagging shite..

So, once again, im not pointing fingers, i would however, love to drop a few tips to you.....

MAKE THE EFFORT, The women that escort, 95% of the time have made an effort, yes, sometimes it does fall by the way side, we all have an off day..
But, if you turn up smelling, looking nice, well, as the mrs says, they are already onto a winner

[daviemac]

Posts, not just his post.

You seem to be getting yourself a little bit confused, you quoted one word then commented on the standard of English, then you claim he drives a lorry which he denied.   

 

...and how would you specifically know that davie...? 

I wonder.   

[Billy no mates]

I’m getting rather disappointed I am always late to these parties. I need a troll alarm for this website