Having never had a massage before (of the "rub and tug" variety) I thought I'd give it a try. I tend to prefer women in their 30s, the MILF thing, so I resolved on Sensual Mel: https://www.adultwork.com/2142402
. Booked a 30-minute "nuru" massage for £60.
Place was easy enough to find and comms were good, though she only wanted to communicate by text. The venue was a flat above a shop on the main road, just managed to find a parking space outside. On meeting her she was older than the advertised 38 (more like 48) which wasn't a deal-breaker there and then. But what quickly became one was her lack of English. We exhausted the conversation options within a few minutes.
There wasn't any nuru in this massage, just warmed up oil. Massage was nice enough and her boobs felt great on my back, but not a lot of eye contact or connection generally. Towards the end when it was time to finish, I found that I really needed a piss. Jumped up, took a while to get my business done, when I came back expecting to get my happy ending, she wanted me out the door for the next one. I conceded defeat, had a tepid shower and fled.
In fairness this was all arranged as a rush job after another plan fell through; I should have gone elsewhere for something different, or more likely kept my powder dry. Oh well, you live and learn.