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Offline webpunter

Now where is the oil ?
I know rather predictable  :D


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Offline mancsguy1975

This one I’ve posted about before but the video of her dancing is worth another mention she’s absolutely gorgeous


Fans can’t stop watching BBC presenter Emma Louise Jones dancing as they joke ‘we didn’t even see the other guy’

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Emma jones tv sports presenter

Just thought Id bump up this beauty on the news after seeing her in the news - that chebbage is just phenomenal..



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Just thought Id bump up this beauty on the news after seeing her in the news - that chebbage is just phenomenal..



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She's been mentioned many times before but worth another shout. A particular favourite of mine and webbie, now does presenting for speedway GP's on TNT sport  :thumbsup:
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Princess Leonor of Spain  :rose:

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I'm not a fan of royalty generally, but on this occasion a pleb like me would defer to her nether regions.   :D



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Did the guy on here who wanted to fuck a Jo Swinson lookalike years ago ever actually find one?

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Maya jama

Little miss big tits is well covered rather uncovered on here

IMO pics of MJ are like nerf bullets, you can never have too many of them

She's already got hooker clobber in her wardrobe, good girl half way there  :D :hi:

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Offline TallnHung

Jess Bush. Strange New Worlds.
I'd love a taste of her bush.
Short hair and still gorgeous? Count me in!


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Sadie Sink. She was Jean Grey in Spiderman Brand New Day. She's hot!

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Jess Bush. Strange New Worlds.
I'd love a taste of her bush.
Short hair and still gorgeous? Count me in!


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Reminds me of Yvette Cooper  :sarcastic:


Offline mancsguy1975

Nobody's touching the sides after Stormzy

Rumour has it shes craving to  be stretched out once again and looking to re-kindle their relationship...

Offline Frostingthebowl

Rumour has it shes craving to  be stretched out once again and looking to re-kindle their relationship...

Just when i was about to shoot my shot 😢

Will have to shoot into a tissue instead...

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Jess Bush. Strange New Worlds.
I'd love a taste of her bush.
Short hair and still gorgeous? Count me in!


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Yes gorgeous, picture doesn't do her justice to be fair

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Far too many but top if my list Emma Willis...2nd place Rachael Riley


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Aheye, apparently she is a Thai singer taking part im a celebrity archery competition. I could imagine those fingers used on something else in a Thai rub and tug shop  :rolleyes:
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Yes gorgeous, picture doesn't do her justice to be fair

neither does her part in strange new worlds so how about...

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I’m late to the Yellowstone party . But the actress who plays Beth Dutton , Kelly Reilly . Oh my life what an arse .

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I’m late to the Yellowstone party . But the actress who plays Beth Dutton , Kelly Reilly . Oh my life what an arse .

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 :thumbsup: this is a great series too.

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I’m late to the Yellowstone party . But the actress who plays Beth Dutton , Kelly Reilly . Oh my life what an arse .

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Hassie Harrison and Kelsey Asbille from the series are very nice

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I’m late to the Yellowstone party . But the actress who plays Beth Dutton , Kelly Reilly . Oh my life what an arse .

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I only got into it after the prequels.

Agreed and the worst thing is, when she was younger and in British telly she wasn't worth a second glance at.  Ageing agrees with her.

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Hassie Harrison and Kelsey Asbille from the series are very nice

I nominated Kelsey Asbille on this thread some time ago  :thumbsup:

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New Manchester United manager Eva Olid.  I’d like to share an early bath with her.


That's a helluva upgrade from Carrick !


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New Manchester United manager Eva Olid.  I’d like to share an early bath with her.



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Quite leggy. Tried to find some some revealing shots, but alas not.

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New Manchester United manager Eva Olid.  I’d like to share an early bath with her.

Great find  :hi:
I bet she can take a stud in the box

As a side note the UKP highers ups have commented that reposting recent pics isn't adding value
& i presume taking up bandwidth

Edit: i'd lurve to bend one in [like Beckham]
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That's a helluva upgrade from Carrick !

Not much
& Carrick could be heading for an early bath too  :D

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Just thought Id bump up this beauty on the news after seeing her in the news - that chebbage is just phenomenal..



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A most worthy bump [from 2023]  :hi:
@mr.b & i are on the same page

She also presents for Bell End TV
& i'm pretty sure that here fave squad formation is to play with two up front  :D

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A most worthy bump [from 2023]  :hi:
@mr.b & i are on the same page

She also presents for Bell End TV
& i'm pretty sure that here fave squad formation is to play with two up front  :D

 :thumbsup: she also does the speedway coverage for TNT sport where she interviews the riders in the pits. ( I'd love to slide inside her pit  ) ok enough of the innuendo's  :D

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:thumbsup: she also does the speedway coverage for TNT sport where she interviews the riders in the pits. ( I'd love to slide inside her pit  ) ok enough of the innuendo's  :D

Chocolate speedway?

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Here is Brian May during what he called was his Queen denial phase

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Great song, excellent guitarist but why post it here ? 

Give it a look I'm pretty sure you will back me up !   :rolleyes:

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Ooh la la... nice photo I see today  id happily fuxk her sideways

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New Manchester United manager Eva Olid.  I’d like to share an early bath with her.
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Looks like a hard sports specialist in training.

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Looks like a hard sports specialist in training.

She needs a bowl of prunes.  :D