Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts?  (Read 601081 times)

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

She needs a bowl of prunes.  :D

Or the Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 job




Offline Chorley

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Offline mr.bluesky

 :thumbsup: nice, I wouldn't mind playing around with her  :rolleyes:

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I wouldn't kick Paloma Faith out of bed
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Online RandomGuy99

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Holy shit
Sorry i think i've just cum  :D

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Another one with dodgy walls that need to be propped up. The standard of house building these days is awful.

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Trump's new press secretary

She's another freaky looking Trumpette and my word, when she speaks any nascent boner disappears entirely.

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Another one with dodgy walls that need to be propped up. The standard of house building these days is awful.

It is in the US - timber framed and plasterboard, designed to last 30 years if you're lucky.

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Holy shit
Sorry i think i've just cum  :D

The new meme of her as the bimbo miss america contestant is funny  :D External Link/Members Only

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The new meme of her as the bimbo miss america contestant is funny  :D External Link/Members Only

What a waste of a mouth.

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« Last Edit: October 15, 2026, 05:24:23 pm by Chorley »

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She's just another blonde bimbo for Trump to perv over :unknown:
She's supposedly 41. She looks older. She was also supposed to be a lawyer but she's not passed the bar exam. I bet she has fake boobs too.

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She's supposedly 41. She looks older. She was also supposed to be a lawyer but she's not passed the bar exam. I bet she has fake boobs too.

Looks highly likely
I lurve the symmetrical curves top of the gym boobs
& abs fab
IMO looking fab @forty [41] milf tastic

She's a cali burd all over lurve the accent
And has a valley girl persona about her
Valley girls are super i banged one back in the day when i was in the US
They like feedback about how good they are at giving BJs [rate my head dot com], marvellous  :yahoo:


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Offline PepeMAGA

Looks highly likely
I lurve the symmetrical curves top of the gym boobs
& abs fab
IMO looking fab @forty [41] milf tastic

She's a cali burd all over lurve the accent
And has a valley girl persona about her
Valley girls are super i banged one back in the day when i was in the US
They like feedback about how good they are at giving BJs [rate my head dot com], marvellous  :yahoo:


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These are the important things

Offline webpunter

These are the important things

We Sir are on the same page  :hi:
Bimbo-Cali-Valley tastic  :D

It must be an american thing burds giving head wanting to be skilled in this dept.
When i was living there when i was but young it was the convo amongst both blokes [the frat guys i knew were all over it which ones were the best] and some of the burds

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We Sir are on the same page  :hi:
Bimbo-Cali-Valley tastic  :D

It must be an american thing burds giving head wanting to be skilled in this dept.
When i was living there when i was but young it was the convo amongst both blokes [the frat guys i knew were all over it which ones were the best] and some of the burds

How thing have seemed to of changed, when now they cry rape after they became to popular with the frat boys.

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How thing have seemed to of changed, when now they cry rape after they became to popular with the frat boys.

So much better when they just kept quiet about being raped, was it?

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So much better when they just kept quiet about being raped, was it?

Of course not, my point is, that it never was rape, these cases that have been in the news were consensual, but then girls can withdraw consent days after the event.  :wackogirl:

Offline Chorley

So much better when they just kept quiet about being raped, was it?
Wish granted as she's been sacked.  :rolleyes:

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Wish granted as she's been sacked.  :rolleyes:
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Paris Hilton for White House press secretary.

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Sydney Sweeney for White House press secretary

Offline mr.bluesky

Sydney Sweeney for White House press secretary

Don't want that tango skinned buffoon getting his mitts on our Sidney   :scare:

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Don't want that tango skinned buffoon getting his mitts on our Sidney   :scare:

That's so already happened  :D

Offline webpunter

My choice for the new WHPS Sofia Vergara

& she'll make a banging escort
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Thought worth another mention its been a while

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My choice for the new WHPS Sofia Vergara

& she'll make a banging escort
Posted by @akauya July 2024  :hi:
Thought worth another mention its been a while

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Well if she displeases him he can always call for ICE.
I'm not sure she shares his 'politics' though and she has a reputation to consider.
Maybe Riley Gaines would take the job   :D
Or Gal Gadot...... :bomb:

Offline mills_and_bhuna

Don't want that tango skinned buffoon getting his mitts on our Sidney   :scare:
Surely his hands are too small....allegedly :D

Offline mr.bluesky

My choice for the new WHPS Sofia Vergara

& she'll make a banging escort
Posted by @akauya July 2024  :hi:
Thought worth another mention its been a while

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You wouldn't need viagra with Vergara.  :D

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You wouldn't need viagra with Vergara.  :D
Those chebs are just crying out for Johnson's and an OF A  :wacko:

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Facts About Her Figure

    Real and large: Vergara has stated in multiple interviews that her chest is real, describing them in the past as a 32DDD/32F size.

    Public statements: She has joked about wishing they were fake because they can cause back pain and require heavily structured red-carpet dresses.
   
   Career impact: She has spoken openly about how her voluptuous figure and natural curves helped open doors for her early in her modeling and acting career.
   
   Cosmetic stance: While she is open about minor procedures like Botox, there is no evidence or confirmation that she has ever undergone breast augmentation surgery.
     

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You wouldn't need viagra with Vergara.  :D

 :lol:   don't give up the day job just yet

Offline webpunter

Those chebs are just crying out for Johnson's and an OF A  :wacko:

Please enlighten me
Or did you mean OTW & predictive text scuppered this

Offline Chorley

Korean midel, Tasha Young. Apparently she has 30J naturals  :wackogirl:



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Please enlighten me
Or did you mean OTW & predictive text scuppered this
OTW vs predictive text  :angry: