Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts?  (Read 528950 times)

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The mind boggles. What’s this technique called “ the clunge”?


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Yes I wonder what that would look like if they were naked

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Actress Haley Bennett ( she played a hooker in the film The Equalizer)

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This was on my YT today
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The Russian bird could vault my pole anytime she wants!
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The Russian bird could vault my pole anytime she wants!

Very nice, if all their pole vaulters look like that maybe we should let Russia back into the olympics  :wacko:


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Too skinny for my liking, could do with a bit more meat on her bones

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Too skinny for my liking, could do with a bit more meat on her bones
Plenty of cake at the back.

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Too skinny for my liking, could do with a bit more meat on her bones

She'll be gutted


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Been a while since I've posted on this thread so I'll add a fair few childhood crushes during my childhood/teenage years.
Masiela Lusha, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Cosgrove and Victoria Justice. I'm sure some of them would've been mentioned before.

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Been a while since I've posted on this thread so I'll add a fair few childhood crushes during my childhood/teenage years.
Masiela Lusha, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Cosgrove and Victoria Justice. I'm sure some of them would've been mentioned before.

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Nice selection, think Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove are both missed opportunities Hollywood wise. Stunners that have been a bit pigeonholed for kids TV

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I think Liz Truss would be good fun, if a tad demanding  if you were stuck on a wet weekend in Bognor

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I think Liz Truss would be good fun, if a tad demanding  if you were stuck on a wet weekend in Bognor

Her love of swinging and appetite for male parliamentary staff well documented.
Personally  :scare: :vomit:

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Mrs Kate Ferdinand certainly has a body made for a fun time.

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Mrs Kate Ferdinand certainly has a body made for a fun time.
Yeah , she is quality.

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This cutie, from the Fairy advert for their power spray, worries too much but is a looker.

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This cutie, from the Fairy advert for their power spray, worries too much but is a looker.

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She may worry, but you can bet her puss is as squeaky clean as her dishes.  :thumbsup:

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She may worry, but you can bet her puss is as squeaky clean as her dishes.  :thumbsup:

She douches her clunge with washing up liquid?

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She douches her clunge with washing up liquid?

Now hands that wash dishes can be soft as your...


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As posted by Bigden40 on the World cup thread  :rolleyes:

There's a bazillion posts in that thread now so I missed it.  I wouldn't miss those if I was aiming at them though.

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There's a bazillion posts in that thread now so I missed it.  I wouldn't miss those if I was aiming at them though.
Definitely a large target area  :D

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Sophie Cunningham, US basketball, not afraid to get in a scrap either

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Wimbledon starts tomorrow so an excuse to post sexy Emma.




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She won't be there, injured again so she may as well become a service provider

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She won't be there, injured again so she may as well become a service provider

Going to play apparently

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Going to play apparently

Where she'll be knocked out in the first round or withdraw through injury.
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Where she'll be knocked out in the first round or withdraw through injury.
I think they have to play a certain number of games to keep their ATP rankings.

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Emma has had to pull out 😫.

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Maya Joint who was playing Serena Williams earlier piqued my intrest. Will look up photos tomorrow if no one else beats me to it.

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I was thinking that myself, she would benefit from some acne treatment, but she’s really cute, excellent body.

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I was thinking that myself, she would benefit from some acne treatment, but she’s really cute, excellent body.
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Que?  :unknown:

Webseries : Mastram, she did some Bold scenes I think

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Maya Joint who was playing Serena Williams earlier piqued my intrest. Will look up photos tomorrow if no one else beats me to it.

I do love a joint

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