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Offline mikef2008

Must have been on here already but whoarr, British actress (from Industry) is one hot young filly I would pay very good money to fuck!

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Offline Bangman

Following her Mommys footsteps, Good girl she is.

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Gorgeous

Much prefer mum
Have posted her [mum] a few times on this thread

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Much prefer mum
Have posted her [mum] a few times on this thread

Yes, Amanda Holden is proper milfy material ( a filthy milf I would imagine) I could just imagine her wearing leather or pvc dominatrix gear , ooh err I think I'm going to have to have a lie down  :wacko:

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I heard from a client (works in media, apparantly knows inside news)
Amanda's shagged her way to the top..

I'd happily have a threesom with Mother and daughter.

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Yes, Amanda Holden is proper milfy material ( a filthy milf I would imagine) I could just imagine her wearing leather or pvc dominatrix gear , ooh err I think I'm going to have to have a lie down  :wacko:
It's rumoured that she's virtually a naturist in private.

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It's rumoured that she's virtually a naturist in private.

Aren’t we all ?

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The daughter would get the experience of a session with me but I can’t stand her mother so she can wait outside in her car.

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Yes, Amanda Holden is proper milfy material ( a filthy milf I would imagine) I could just imagine her wearing leather or pvc dominatrix gear , ooh err I think I'm going to have to have a lie down  :wacko:

Here you go knock yourself out
Then have a lie down
She does like a bit of latex
Good girl

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I heard from a client (works in media, apparantly knows inside news)
Amanda's shagged her way to the top..

Even better she'll have picked up a few tricks along the way in the bedroom dept.
Her insta noholdenback i bet she doesn't

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I heard from a client (works in media, apparantly knows inside news)
Amanda's shagged her way to the top..

I'd happily have a threesom with Mother and daughter.

She first appeared as a contestant on Cilla Black's Blind Date then not longer after that married Les Dennis so make of that what you will.
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Sophie Cunningham, US basketball, not afraid to get in a scrap either

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The queen of memes at the moment, WNBA player and swimwear model.  ;)

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She first appeared as a contestant on Cilla Black's Blind Date then not longer after that married Les Dennis so make of that what you will.

He was punching

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The queen of memes at the moment, WNBA player and swimwear model.  ;)

A great find by @badsin
6'1" legs for days
She must be nearing 6'6" in high heels
Her standing up against a mirror from behind wow
Short arses need not apply  :)

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A great find by @badsin
6'1" legs for days
She must be nearing 6'6" in high heels
Her standing up against a mirror from behind wow
Short arses need not apply  :)

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Legs that stretch all the way to heaven

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The daughter would get the experience of a session with me but I can’t stand her mother so she can wait outside in her car.
ditto, i can't stand her either. Has built a career based on divorcing les dennis nobody knew her before then. Clever I suppose. No doubt she's helping the nepo daughter do the same

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ditto, i can't stand her either. Has built a career based on divorcing les dennis nobody knew her before then. Clever I suppose. No doubt she's helping the nepo daughter do the same

There's me thinking that this thread is as the subject line suggests
Rather than a character analysis
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I heard from a client (works in media, apparantly knows inside news)
Amanda's shagged her way to the top..

I'd happily have a threesom with Mother and daughter.
You have to wonder how well connected Les Dennis is if he was part of the ladder

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A great find by @badsin
6'1" legs for days
She must be nearing 6'6" in high heels
Her standing up against a mirror from behind wow
Short arses need not apply  :)

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Those wrapped round the head, would be quite an experience.

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Aren’t we all ?

Sorry, I could have been clearer - it's rumoured that Ms Holden spends a lot of her time at home in the buff rather than just when she's in bed or the shower.


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Sorry, I could have been clearer - it's rumoured that Ms Holden spends a lot of her time at home in the buff rather than just when she's in bed or the shower.

Yeh, I do the same, but then I don’t live with a partner and two offspring, I just have the neighbours to tantalise.


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Well I can think of two reasons as well as her being very pretty  ;)
That might be it  ;)

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Perhaps when the fragrant Liz Hurley gets the bill for her failed joint court action against the Daily Mail she might be persuaded to make use of her ample assets to raise some money. The queue that forms no doubt would put that outside Bonnie Blue’s house to shame.

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Perhaps when the fragrant Liz Hurley gets the bill for her failed joint court action against the Daily Mail she might be persuaded to make use of her ample assets to raise some money. The queue that forms no doubt would put that outside Bonnie Blue’s house to shame.

Maybe 30 years ago

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@RG99 is not gonna be happy with you !
I'm happy with any photo of Paige 😍

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@RG99 is not gonna be happy with you !

 :lol: a rival for her affections ( I wish  :rolleyes:)

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Paige Spiranac looking lovely as ever
Funny, that same picture just came up on my Instagram

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Still not bad at 61 IMO
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not bad  :rolleyes:
there aren't many women as fit as her age starting with a 6
the photo of her in the brown dress taken this year

she's banging in The Royals on Netflix, i must give it another watch
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In Sunday night's episode, Queen Helena set up a meeting with a male escort called 'Huge Grant' after suffering a dry spell and moaning about her lack of action in the bedroom
good girl  :hi:



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She was a Vegas hooker apparently before.
Ah ok didn’t know that

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 :thumbsup: great find, she has the perfect figure.

Offline Thephoenix

This young lady is much more to my taster.

I wouldn't mind slipping a goldfish to the gorgeous 67 year old Debbie McGee.



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