Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 567998 times)

tightfoot69 · « **Reply #3150 on:** July 07, 2023, 11:00:41 pm »

Quote from: I like natural boobs on July 06, 2023, 03:43:47 pm

British tennis player Katie Boulter.

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Still prefer Emma Raducanu. But whilst she is injured I suppose Katie will do.

wordy · « **Reply #3151 on:** July 10, 2023, 12:56:37 am »

She must have been mentioned before in this thread, but Amanda Holden. Just need to line up a threesome with her and Vorders...

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3152 on:** July 10, 2023, 06:48:10 am »

Quote from: wordy on July 10, 2023, 12:56:37 am

She must have been mentioned before in this thread, but Amanda Holden. Just need to line up a threesome with her and Vorders...

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Yes ,she has been mentioned a couple of times before ( once by myself) but worth another mention

I also mentioned that she didn't seem to own any bras as her perky nipples always seem to be at the forefront

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Drayki · « **Reply #3153 on:** July 10, 2023, 07:49:14 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 10, 2023, 06:48:10 am

Yes ,she has been mentioned a couple of times before ( once by myself) but worth another mention I also mentioned that she didn't seem to own any bras as her perky nipples always seem to be at the forefront

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+1 fabulous body for her age, imagine her legs wrapped around your neck

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3154 on:** July 10, 2023, 09:32:19 am »

Still Dua Lipa

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wordy · « **Reply #3155 on:** July 10, 2023, 09:38:08 am »

Quote from: Drayki on July 10, 2023, 07:49:14 am

+1 fabulous body for her age, imagine her legs wrapped around your neck

I have done, several times, especially when looking at that picture of her on the stairs!

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3156 on:** July 10, 2023, 09:47:01 am »

Quote from: wordy on July 10, 2023, 09:38:08 am

I have done, several times, especially when looking at that picture of her on the stairs!

Why is she famous though?

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3157 on:** July 10, 2023, 10:14:17 am »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on July 10, 2023, 09:47:01 am

Why is she famous though?

She was engaged/married to les Dennis and she had an affair and it became public knowledge

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3158 on:** July 10, 2023, 12:06:55 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on July 10, 2023, 09:47:01 am

Why is she famous though?

She first appeared as a contestant on Cilla Black's Blind Date programme yonks ago. She has done well for herself considering she has no particular talent for anything. The sort of person who is famous for being famous.

Private Parts · « **Reply #3159 on:** July 10, 2023, 12:15:12 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 10, 2023, 12:06:55 pm

She first appeared as a contestant on Cilla Black's Blind Date programme yonks ago. She has done well for herself considering she has no particular talent for anything. The sort of person who is famous for being famous.

Rainbow room material.
Or 5th floor Harvey Nicks.

tb_999 · « **Reply #3160 on:** July 10, 2023, 05:21:28 pm »

Saw Carly Paoli on a Love Your Weekend repeat yesterday.

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MrMatrix · « **Reply #3161 on:** July 10, 2023, 06:44:21 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 10, 2023, 12:06:55 pm

She first appeared as a contestant on Cilla Black's Blind Date programme yonks ago. She has done well for herself considering she has no particular talent for anything. The sort of person who is famous for being famous.

+1. Never the less very easy on the eye.
And I did feel sorry for Les Dennis as he was on Big Brother at the time of the separation. Guy was devastated. Clearly he wasnt famous enough for her at the time.

badsin · « **Reply #3162 on:** July 10, 2023, 06:52:24 pm »

Fitness influencer, Lisa Lanceford (Lisa fit)..... cracking body, maybe a bit lean and muscular for some....I think she's FAF

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webpunter · « **Reply #3163 on:** July 10, 2023, 11:15:27 pm »

Lisa fit she certainly is

webpunter · « **Reply #3164 on:** July 10, 2023, 11:22:43 pm »

Maimie Mc Coy
Van Der Valk on ITV iPlayer
She's got a certain sumfink about her

Edit: no space between Mc & Coy however this strangely seems to auto correct to muppet. She certainly isnt

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3165 on:** July 11, 2023, 05:58:21 am »

Quote from: webpunter on July 10, 2023, 11:22:43 pm

Maimie Mc Coy
Van Der Valk on ITV iPlayer
She's got a certain sumfink about her

Edit: no space between Mc & Coy however this strangely seems to auto correct to muppet. She certainly isnt

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The auto correct from Mc Coy to Muppet has been mentioned a long time ago, this is due to a certain George Mc Coy who produced the Massage parlour guide books years ago. He really was a sleazy piece of work and not particularly popular on this site . Muppet is too kind a word to describe him . When you type his surname as one word without a gap Muppet is how it comes out

webpunter · « **Reply #3166 on:** July 11, 2023, 08:13:06 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 11, 2023, 05:58:21 am

The auto correct from Mc Coy to Muppet has been mentioned a long time ago, this is due to a certain George Mc Coy who produced the Massage parlour guide books years ago. He really was a sleazy piece of work and not particularly popular on this site . Muppet is too kind a word to describe him . When you type his surname as one word without a gap Muppet is how it comes out

Well i never, thanks for the explanation
I remember seeing a few of his clips
Think train spotter rocking up at a parlour

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3167 on:** July 11, 2023, 08:39:50 am »

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Well i never, thanks for the explanation
I remember seeing a few of his clips
Think train spotter rocking up at a parlour

a service provider I used to see on a regular basis had a visit from him once. Offered to put a good review of her in his book for a free shag. She told him where to stick his review and his book

wordy · « **Reply #3168 on:** July 11, 2023, 08:55:21 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 10, 2023, 12:06:55 pm

She first appeared as a contestant on Cilla Black's Blind Date programme yonks ago. She has done well for herself considering she has no particular talent for anything. The sort of person who is famous for being famous.

Her talent is being FAF, and being incredibly flirty to boot!

Jonestown · « **Reply #3169 on:** July 11, 2023, 10:01:38 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on July 10, 2023, 11:22:43 pm

Maimie Mc Coy
Van Der Valk on ITV iPlayer
She's got a certain sumfink about her

Edit: no space between Mc & Coy however this strangely seems to auto correct to muppet. She certainly isnt

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Yeh, I like the way she threw her leg over that Royal Enfield Interceptor 650 and roared off in S3E3.

webpunter · « **Reply #3170 on:** July 11, 2023, 10:48:04 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on July 11, 2023, 10:01:38 pm

Yeh, I like the way she threw her leg over that Royal Enfield Interceptor 650 and roared off in S3E3.

I'm on series 1 @ the mo so will look forward to watching her getting her leg over & seeing what she's wearing
Leather i hope

webpunter · « **Reply #3171 on:** July 11, 2023, 10:51:37 pm »

In VDV Marc Warren's GF looks fit
Dutch actress Loes Haverkort
Milfy or what [she's 42]
I lurve the accent when dutch burds speak english, gives me the right horn
& she's done some soft porn back in the day, shows potential for being a norty one

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PepeMAGA · « **Reply #3172 on:** July 11, 2023, 11:13:54 pm »

dont know if she's featured before
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webpunter · « **Reply #3173 on:** July 11, 2023, 11:21:03 pm »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on July 11, 2023, 11:13:54 pm

dont know if she's featured before
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Only about 5 times
A few by me

She's on Leeds United TV
Tho your link is more than welcome, not much

webpunter · « **Reply #3174 on:** July 11, 2023, 11:37:08 pm »

Laura Woods
Stunning & her voice is dreamy

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webpunter · « **Reply #3175 on:** July 11, 2023, 11:38:15 pm »

Ebany Bridges, a boxer posted a pic with her & LW
EB looks off the scale
& powerful

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badsin · « **Reply #3176 on:** July 12, 2023, 12:21:50 am »

Quote from: webpunter on July 11, 2023, 11:38:15 pm

Ebany Bridges, a boxer posted a pic with her & LW
EB looks off the scale
& powerful

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295107.msg3758363#msg3758363

Previously listed, but a cracker. She does onlyfans with Elle Brooke, but seemingly only chat. No real action..... I'd love to be proven wrong.
Definitely worth relisting though.

She did a good interview with Allen Brasil and Ray parlour a while back.

Originally a teacher in Australia, I'd still be at school if she was my teacher.....

webpunter · « **Reply #3177 on:** July 12, 2023, 12:26:48 am »

Quote from: badsin on July 12, 2023, 12:21:50 am

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295107.msg3758363#msg3758363

Previously listed, but a cracker. She does onlyfans with Elle Brooke, but seemingly only chat. No real action..... I'd love to be proven wrong.
Definitely worth relisting though.

She did a good interview with Allen Brasil and Ray parlour a while back.

Originally a teacher in Australia, I'd still be at school if she was my teacher.....

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3178 on:** July 12, 2023, 04:45:36 am »

Quote from: PepeMAGA on July 11, 2023, 11:13:54 pm

dont know if she's featured before
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Mentioned a few times by webpunter and myself. She's also a presenter on Monday night's Rugby League on Viaplay sports channel often seen wearing tight fitting jumper and leather jacket

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3179 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:37:06 pm »

Sky sports reporter Mellisa Reddy

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3180 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:18:43 am »

Lara Lewington aka Martin Lewis' wife and presenter on the BBC Click programme.

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3181 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:47:41 pm »

Pegah Ghafoori

She’s stunning she’s in the series FROM
I’m watching it at minute

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JontyR · « **Reply #3182 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:58:43 pm »

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Pegah Ghafoori

Bless you.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #3183 on:** July 14, 2023, 10:01:33 pm »

Quote from: JontyR on July 14, 2023, 09:58:43 pm

Bless you.

webpunter · « **Reply #3184 on:** July 15, 2023, 12:05:21 am »

Christine McGuinness

She indirectly got a mention on the BBC HE thread by @FiveKnuckles
As the fit wifey of Paddy
& to clarify Paddy wasn't ever in the frame for being the bbc person
As if he'd pay 35k for a wank when she's in the house yeah right
[& he mentioned he was too tight & would prefer to do it himself & that would be about 1k a stroke, what a funny geezer he is]
If it was the case he really would need to be carted off to hospital to receive psychological help

IIRC correctly i and / or others have wazzed her up on here
Found some new pics as attached so thought i would share
What a face bod & rack
& she's into latex & bondage stuff, good girl

I'd have to ponder as to how much i'd wedge up for an hour with her
15 mins would most likely suffice as i cant see myself lasting very long

Edit: @FiveKnuckles, knock yourself out

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3185 on:** July 15, 2023, 05:55:19 am »

I don't know which is the most horniest picture, the one in the leather boots or the one in the pink skin tight latex/pvc dress

Paddy McGuinness must be insane to split up from her

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3186 on:** July 15, 2023, 07:46:44 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 15, 2023, 05:55:19 am

I don't know which is the most horniest picture, the one in the leather boots or the one in the pink skin tight latex/pvc dress
Paddy McGuinness must be insane to split up from her

I think it was her decision and they seem to be managing it pretty well, so you have to respect them all for that.

webpunter · « **Reply #3187 on:** July 15, 2023, 10:36:45 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 15, 2023, 05:55:19 am

I don't know which is the most horniest picture, the one in the leather boots or the one in the pink skin tight latex/pvc dress

What a nice dilemma to have
She's got her own clothes brand & models them herself
Free standing rackage
If i had 35k to blow IMO she would be a very worthy receipient
Trophy burd material
My fave is the one of her in all black

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Boates · « **Reply #3188 on:** July 15, 2023, 02:32:52 pm »

Sky News Presenter Samantha Washington, MILF bordering GILF but I would definitely pay for her time.

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I like natural boobs · « **Reply #3189 on:** July 15, 2023, 09:32:36 pm »

I'd do Saoirse-Monica Jackson

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RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3190 on:** July 15, 2023, 09:44:56 pm »

Saoirse Ronan - a very talent actress

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tightfoot69 · « **Reply #3191 on:** July 15, 2023, 10:16:56 pm »

May have mentioned her before but the blonde doing the Darts on Sky at the moment is very nice. Especially her legs 🤪

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3192 on:** July 17, 2023, 12:43:07 pm »

Grace Charis - bikini golf has become a thing

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JontyR · « **Reply #3193 on:** July 17, 2023, 12:47:50 pm »

I can see how playing against her would be most offputting.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #3194 on:** July 17, 2023, 03:32:50 pm »

Quote from: JontyR on July 17, 2023, 12:47:50 pm

I can see how playing against her would be most offputting.

It would certainly put you off your putting that's for sure

MrMatrix · « **Reply #3195 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:17:45 pm »

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Grace Charis - bikini golf has become a thing

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A tad over dressed I think. Hat totally unnecessary

timsussex · « **Reply #3196 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:19:59 pm »

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A tad over dressed I think. Hat totally unnecessary

Perhaps but I would love to compare how that gloved and ungloved hand felt on my dick !

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Dogbreath · « **Reply #3197 on:** July 17, 2023, 10:41:53 pm »

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I'd do Saoirse-Monica Jackson

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I think everyone would !

stampjones · « **Reply #3198 on:** July 17, 2023, 10:46:08 pm »

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I think everyone would !

Nope 😂

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #3199 on:** July 17, 2023, 11:14:28 pm »

Anna Kendrick

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