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Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #1950 on: December 18, 2022, 12:47:32 pm »
Quote from: george r on December 12, 2022, 08:32:32 am
in the group pic the girls in the front row look like they are getting it from behind   :wackogirl:

With the strapless "strap ons" available, nothing would surprise me! 😂😂

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« Reply #1951 on: December 18, 2022, 12:49:38 pm »
Thats one way of looking at it, i like the logic !

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Not pround of it, but i would in an instant.  The fact that id find it impossible to spunk up DMC would be an advantage cos my tanks would br full when i rode Claire.

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« Reply #1952 on: December 18, 2022, 06:42:44 pm »
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Jenna Ortega who plays Wednesday Addams in the new Netflix show…

She is hoooooooot

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« Reply #1953 on: December 18, 2022, 10:38:16 pm »
Fuck that’s hot!

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #1954 on: December 20, 2022, 02:16:29 pm »
Ana Kasparian. host and a producer of the online news show The Young Turks. Looks even hotter when getting angry about Republicans and Trump’s antics.


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Offline Mothball15

« Reply #1955 on: December 20, 2022, 10:51:14 pm »
Quote from: Cum_again on December 18, 2022, 10:38:16 pm
Fuck that’s hot!

You should check out her werewolf friend

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #1956 on: December 21, 2022, 04:51:37 am »
Li Bingbing, in plenty of horrendous action films such as Transformers Age of extinction etc … but tall, milfy and available so all is forgiven.


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Offline Neromatrix

« Reply #1957 on: December 21, 2022, 06:39:38 am »
natalie imbruglia

Maya Jama

Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #1958 on: December 21, 2022, 10:26:36 am »
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Maya Jama
Just make sure you don't annoy her Dad!

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« Reply #1959 on: December 21, 2022, 01:47:59 pm »
The singers on the WC closing ceremony
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The burd in the black on 45 secs is mesmerising, looks eyes & voice
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Her name is Manal, i kid you not !

The fittie in the gold makes her entrance slinking across the stage & winks @ 1'40"
FAF & she knows it

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« Reply #1960 on: December 21, 2022, 01:50:40 pm »
Maya's blams got coverage on here when she was on Crouchy's euros footy programme

Natalie makes me shiver, i'll get me coat  :D

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natalie imbruglia

Maya Jama

Offline A Decent Fist

« Reply #1961 on: December 22, 2022, 09:10:11 pm »
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Natalie makes me shiver, i'll get me coat  :D

:unknown: Anyone got a clue?

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #1962 on: December 22, 2022, 09:13:43 pm »
Keep getting these mixed up.  One from Matrix the other from Kill Bill.


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« Reply #1963 on: December 22, 2022, 10:24:34 pm »

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« Reply #1964 on: December 22, 2022, 11:57:42 pm »

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« Reply #1965 on: December 23, 2022, 12:09:38 am »

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« Reply #1966 on: December 23, 2022, 12:17:07 am »
Off the scale
Loveleh, loveleh, loveleh

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1967 on: December 23, 2022, 08:05:56 am »
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Please try & keep up  :rolleyes:

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If your talking about ex neighbours stars I much prefer Holly Valance

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Offline Shagswell2001

« Reply #1968 on: December 23, 2022, 09:58:16 am »
Dunno if she has been mentioned before as I haven't read the full thread, but Rita Ora has always been a fantasy of mine. Don't rate her much as a singer, but she looks good.

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Offline David1970

« Reply #1969 on: December 23, 2022, 10:08:48 am »
Greek MEP Eva Kaili who has “ allegedly” taken a bung from Qatar, she will do anything for money so the perfect WG.
She looks like she would be a dirty woman.

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Offline A Decent Fist

« Reply #1970 on: December 23, 2022, 11:04:14 am »
Model actress whatever Victoria Lamas, aged 23, the latest young lovely “linked” with Leonardo Di Caprio.

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« Reply #1971 on: December 23, 2022, 11:19:21 am »
Quote from: A Decent Fist on December 23, 2022, 11:04:14 am
Model actress whatever Victoria Lamas, aged 23, the latest young lovely “linked” with Leonardo Di Caprio.

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Old enough to be dad..
Money slut
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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1972 on: December 23, 2022, 11:49:34 am »
Quote from: A Decent Fist on December 23, 2022, 11:04:14 am
Model actress whatever Victoria Lamas, aged 23, the latest young lovely “linked” with Leonardo Di Caprio.

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Lucky bastard, he knows how to pull em.  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #1973 on: December 23, 2022, 12:07:10 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on December 23, 2022, 11:49:34 am

Lucky bastard, he knows how to pull em.  :thumbsup:

At this stage in his life the $$$$$$is the pulling magnet
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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1974 on: December 23, 2022, 12:19:37 pm »
Quote from: king tarzan on December 23, 2022, 12:07:10 pm
At this stage in his life the $$$$$$is the pulling magnet

No doubt a deal that suits both party's.  He has a young hottie draped on his arm, she has mega bucks spent on her. It usually only goes tits up when they get married ( then divorced )

Offline notcalledchris

« Reply #1975 on: December 23, 2022, 05:21:34 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on December 23, 2022, 12:19:37 pm
No doubt a deal that suits both party's.  He has a young hottie draped on his arm, she has mega bucks spent on her. It usually only goes tits up when they get married ( then divorced )
hopefully Leo is smart enough to just use them to empty his balls into without getting tied down.  I did hear that when Titanic turned 25 years old, Leo didn't want to be in it any more.

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« Reply #1976 on: December 23, 2022, 05:21:40 pm »
Quote from: A Decent Fist on December 23, 2022, 11:04:14 am
Model actress whatever Victoria Lamas, aged 23, the latest young lovely “linked” with Leonardo Di Caprio.

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Lovely, shouldnt be allowed :rose: :rose:

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« Reply #1977 on: December 23, 2022, 05:57:49 pm »
Jealous MrM ?
I am

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Lovely, shouldnt be allowed :rose: :rose:

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« Reply #1978 on: December 23, 2022, 06:17:17 pm »
Quote from: webpunter on December 23, 2022, 05:57:49 pm
Jealous MrM ?
I am
Yea, just a bit. Would have looked well good on my punting CV :hi:

Offline dubs

« Reply #1979 on: December 24, 2022, 09:27:44 am »
Quote from: A Decent Fist on December 23, 2022, 11:04:14 am
Model actress whatever Victoria Lamas, aged 23, the latest young lovely “linked” with Leonardo Di Caprio.

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I reckon she has about 2 years before he dumps her for the next one.



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« Reply #1980 on: December 24, 2022, 01:26:47 pm »
Quote from: dubs on December 24, 2022, 09:27:44 am
I reckon she has about 2 years before he dumps her for the next one.



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Yeah, two years time she will be 25 and past her best so he will exchange her for another younger model  :D ( that's a hell of an impressive line up though on that chart you have posted)
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« Reply #1981 on: December 24, 2022, 04:44:28 pm »
Not much !
Gisele pour moi

Quote from: mr.bluesky on December 24, 2022, 01:26:47 pm
( that's a hell of an impressive line up though on that chart you have posted)

Offline notcalledchris

« Reply #1982 on: December 24, 2022, 05:03:23 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on December 24, 2022, 01:26:47 pm
Yeah, two years time she will be 25 and past her best so he will exchange her for another younger model  :D ( that's a hell of an impressive line up though on that chart you have posted)

Dirty bastard (good man!)

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« Reply #1983 on: December 24, 2022, 07:34:19 pm »
For those that like things a little larger  :lol:, Elena Forrest. The model most women relate to, apparently. The Daily Fail said so  :lol:

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« Reply #1984 on: December 27, 2022, 09:47:23 am »
Actor and insta whore Jackie R Jacobson.  External Link/Members Only

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« Reply #1985 on: December 28, 2022, 02:25:26 pm »

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« Reply #1986 on: December 28, 2022, 03:19:27 pm »
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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1987 on: December 28, 2022, 03:21:29 pm »
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Demi Rose Mawby

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She's been mentioned before but worth another shout  :thumbsup:

Offline tightfoot69

« Reply #1988 on: December 28, 2022, 06:29:23 pm »
Quote from: akauya on December 28, 2022, 02:25:26 pm
Demi Rose Mawby

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I would gladly pay up to £500 per hour to rim her big fake arse.

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« Reply #1989 on: December 29, 2022, 11:22:30 am »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on December 28, 2022, 03:21:29 pm

She's been mentioned before but worth another shout  :thumbsup:

Ah, I missed it the first time. But by jolly she's FAF!

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1990 on: December 29, 2022, 11:55:20 am »
Quote from: akauya on December 29, 2022, 11:22:30 am
Ah, I missed it the first time. But by jolly she's FAF!

She certainly is. A buxom brummie wench.  :rose:

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« Reply #1991 on: December 29, 2022, 01:57:15 pm »
denise van outen

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"Denise has been enjoying a luxury Grosvenor House Hotel, costing on average £400 per night"

Maybe she & hubby should avoid going to the bar on the top floor

Coz its poor by dubai standards & is full of very average [at best] very expensive EE mostly ruskie roger moores

Edit:  with the paddy sun considering it necessary to detail how much the hotel is  :rolleyes:

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Offline A Decent Fist

« Reply #1992 on: December 29, 2022, 02:43:39 pm »
Denise looks damned good for 48. That shoot must have been agreed with her by the snapper and probably paid for too. The Sun wouldn't have included her daughter in some of the pics with no pixelation otherwise. Unless they've fucked up big-time.

Mind you, when I saw the daughter I thought she was maybe 16 and therefore not too long before she's legal and I can aim high for my mother-daughter bucket-list threesome.

Then I looked her up. She's TWELVE!  :scare:

So I'm not posting any pic of her directly on here, obvs.

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« Reply #1993 on: December 29, 2022, 02:56:02 pm »
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"Denise has been enjoying a luxury Grosvenor House Hotel, costing on average £400 per night"

I've always had the hots for Denise Van Outen ( nominated her some time ago) she still looks faf at 48

Maybe she & hubby should avoid going to the bar on the top floor

Coz its poor by dubai standards & is full of very average [at best] very expensive EE mostly ruskie roger moores

Edit:  with the paddy sun considering it necessary to detail how much the hotel is  :rolleyes:

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I've always had the hots for Denise Van Outern and nominated her some time ago. She still looks fab at 48  :thumbsup:
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Offline notcalledchris

« Reply #1994 on: December 29, 2022, 03:15:09 pm »
She is hot but not prissy.  Looks like she enjoys a good fuck.

Offline Ghost89

« Reply #1995 on: December 29, 2022, 04:41:46 pm »
Denise V.O always looks good. Why is it that women who look like this always have stupid partners who cheat on them?!

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« Reply #1996 on: December 29, 2022, 05:18:01 pm »
There were a few family pics showing DVO BF & daughter which i avoided posting, obvs
Twelve, ooops  :scare:
Pretty sure there's a proper mother daughter pairing in Southampton who do R&T massage, if this counts [not FS etc]
Reviews on here
& the mum IIRC is older & daughter not in teens

Quote from: A Decent Fist on December 29, 2022, 02:43:39 pm
Denise looks damned good for 48. That shoot must have been agreed with her by the snapper and probably paid for too. The Sun wouldn't have included her daughter in some of the pics with no pixelation otherwise. Unless they've fucked up big-time.

Mind you, when I saw the daughter I thought she was maybe 16 and therefore not too long before she's legal and I can aim high for my mother-daughter bucket-list threesome.

Then I looked her up. She's TWELVE!  :scare:

So I'm not posting any pic of her directly on here, obvs.

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« Reply #1997 on: December 29, 2022, 05:19:26 pm »
Thanks for highlighting
Though consider it worth having some u-t-d pics of this milf

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I've always had the hots for Denise Van Outern and nominated her some time ago. She still looks fab at 48  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #1998 on: December 29, 2022, 05:20:43 pm »
She comes across as a bit of a geezer burd, who likes havin a laarf drinks & i presume a good seeing to

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She is hot but not prissy.  Looks like she enjoys a good fuck.

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« Reply #1999 on: December 29, 2022, 05:57:23 pm »
Quote from: Ghost89 on December 29, 2022, 04:41:46 pm
Denise V.O always looks good. Why is it that women who look like this always have stupid partners who cheat on them?!
Good point. I cant imagine Denise VO being any thing else but an awsome shag, why play away :hi:
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