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Offline sparkus

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Offline Dipper

Pics?

Speaking of sportswomen, Cherelle Griner.

Tried and failed to post. Anyone instruct me how ? :unknown: :lol:


Offline timsussex

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Was watching under siege … Erika Eleniak.


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Oh yes - and not a bad movie -  with popcorn of course - not a deep philosophical treatise but good stuff if you suspend belief



Offline A Decent Fist

Great work.

Posting a thumbnail which leads to a thumbnail doesn't seem that great to me. Try clicking this one...

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And these...

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Offline Dipper

Posting a thumbnail which leads to a thumbnail doesn't seem that great to me. Try clicking this one...

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And these...

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Sublime. Thanks.  :drinks:

Offline Bangman

OP mentioned Under Siege actress... There have been many, I call it B grade actresses who were fit as fuck and did 1 or 2 films..

One such actress that got Me hard was the girl that gets her head chopped off in that Dolph Lungren, Brandon Lee movie..
Showdown in Little Tokyo, Renee Griffin.. she was gorgeous



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Offline Cum_again

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Jenna Ortega who plays Wednesday Addams in the new Netflix show…

She is hoooooooot

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Jenna Ortega who plays Wednesday Addams in the new Netflix show…

She is hoooooooot
She's a cutie

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Posting a thumbnail which leads to a thumbnail doesn't seem that great to me. Try clicking this one...

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in the group pic the girls in the front row look like they are getting it from behind   :wackogirl:

Offline mr.bluesky

I wouldn't mind undressing Andressa Urach
One of Ronaldo's conquests

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Ronaldo may be a complete dickhead but you can't fault his taste in women

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He does have a few things going for him
You could have so much fun with a burd & bod like her
Me thinks that when he's met these fitties they really give it the beans in the bedroom dept, hoping to become MrsR for at least a period of time
& they catch the eye of other successful geezers who will want some of the action when Captain Ronnie moves on
They'll also be on the receiving end of some gifts, especially when given their marching orders

Ronaldo may be a complete dickhead but you can't fault his taste in women

Offline mr.bluesky

He does have a few things going for him
You could have so much fun with a burd & bod like her
Me thinks that when he's met these fitties they really give it the beans in the bedroom dept, hoping to become MrsR for at least a period of time
& they catch the eye of other successful geezers who will want some of the action when Captain Ronnie moves on
They'll also be on the receiving end of some gifts, especially when given their marching orders


Perhaps Ronaldo bought her a bra as a farewell gift, although judging by those pictures she looks as though she doesn't really need one. :D

Offline king tarzan

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Golden 🌟 may be the greatest ever along with diamond 🌟but you can't fault their taste in women

Corrected it for you
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Offline webpunter

Along with Diamond ?
Take a note of how to spell 'their'

Corrected it for you

Offline dexpunt

Ronaldo may be a complete dickhead but you can't fault his taste in women


This is a better picture of her


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Offline Punterperson1971

BBC three comedy bad education returned last night with a reunion episode,obviously new cast and old and the man eating school girl has blossomed in to an attractive woman.
She’s called Nikki runeckles

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Offline Punterperson1971

Dianne buswell
From strictly come dancing would be the only reason I’d watch that pile of shit

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Offline webpunter

Holy shit
Excellent research, which led me to:
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No porn [knob] action just kit off, so perfectly acceptable as a WAG, for a celebrity
Some lezzer stuff IMO is fine too
More of a helicopter pad than landing strip


This is a better picture of her


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Holy shit
Excellent research, which led me to:
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No porn [knob] action just kit off, so perfectly acceptable as a WAG, for a celebrity
Some lezzer stuff IMO is fine too
More of a helicopter pad than landing strip

So tissue box still intact and magnifying glass still next to it??
« Last Edit: December 16, 2022, 01:45:43 pm by king tarzan »
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Offline webpunter

Have u been spying on me ?
Wanna keep this secret
Ssssshhh !

So tissue box still intact and magnifying glass still next to it??

Offline Ghost89

The amazing Michelle Yeoh. Age defying at 60 years old. Classy lady.

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Looks better with her clothes on in my opinon

The only thing missing is a cock.  :lol:
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Offline mr.bluesky

Looks better with her clothes on in my opinon

Doesn't look like the same woman to me  :unknown: but having googled her l think she looks better in the "airport" photos than her modelling photos.
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Offline SoapyTW

The amazing Michelle Yeoh. Age defying at 60 years old. Classy lady.

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Agreed. And oddly she seems to become more attractive as she ages.

Offline Ghost89

Agreed. And oddly she seems to become more attractive as she ages.

I always thought she was extremely attractive but yes she seems to aging very well. She comes across as a very nice person on interviews as well. Very humble.

Offline webpunter

Steps singer Claire Richards

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No not the burd on the left

She's deffo got a norty streak in her

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Steps singer Claire Richards

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No not the burd on the left

She's deffo got a norty streak in her

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I always fancied the other burd from Steps more, Faye Tozer

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Offline PepeMAGA

I always fancied the other burd from Steps more, Faye Tozer

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Lisa Scott-Lee for me, especially when she got braces

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Steps singer Claire Richards

Never Mind The Buzzcocks xmas show

No not the burd on the left

She's deffo got a norty streak in her

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Is that Pete Doherty?!

Offline mr.bluesky

Is that Pete Doherty?!

Looks like he's been tucking into the mince pies and turkey all year round

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Who would shag Daisy May Cooper, if it meant a guaranteed shagathon with Claire Richards ?
I'm not so sure  :scare:

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Offline king tarzan

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Offline A Decent Fist

Looks like he's been tucking into the mince pies and turkey all year round

Or he's done some kind of weird body swap with Claire Richards as she was about ten years ago.

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Offline webpunter

As in trophy wife or GF, a milfy one in her case 
Isnt hard to figure why you reference a 'notch' as i can't see you having either
BTW - an hour or two doesnt count  ;)

So in your eyes a woman is no more than a notch trophy?

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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

Or he's done some kind of weird body swap with Claire Richards as she was about ten years ago.

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That last slice of cake was a step too far 🍰

Offline Dipper

in the group pic the girls in the front row look like they are getting it from behind   :wackogirl:

Good point.  :thumbsup:

Hottt!

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Offline timsussex

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I always fancied the other burd from Steps more, Faye Tozer

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You are allowed to fancy Claire, Faye or Lisa

H would be a step too far - or even a tragedy !

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A sat evening on UKP havin a laarf, quality  :D

Edit:   apologies for taking the thread a step off piste
I'll get me coat

You are allowed to fancy Claire, Faye or Lisa

H would be a step too far - or even a tragedy !
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Offline mr.bluesky

The one and only Sally James;


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The main reason for watching Tiswas back in the day.  :thumbsup: ( mind you the alternative was watching Mr.smug Noel Edmunds on swap shop on the other side)
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Offline myothernameis

These girls can bewitch me anytime, and there currently around 45 yr old now



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Offline notcalledchris

Who would shag Daisy May Cooper, if it meant a guaranteed shagathon with Claire Richards ?
I'm not so sure  :scare:
Not pround of it, but i would in an instant.  The fact that id find it impossible to spunk up DMC would be an advantage cos my tanks would br full when i rode Claire.   

Offline DastardlyDick

Just to complete the photo's of the Steps girls:-
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