Author Topic: Larina xx - AVOID AT ALL COSTS-Birmingham  (Read 2308 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5497189) (2 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Danyal118


First time I’m reviewing someone on here however wish it was under better circumstances, really annoyed with this booking to point where it’s put me off seeing another girl. Took a chance as she did have 2 negatives but she had also 2 positive reviews but you live and learn I suppose.

Came to see Larina, I arranged this the night before, I called her on the day to confirm for later tonight which she still gave me the thumbs up. Tonight came and called Larina before I set off, no answer, texted, no response, I should have at this point knew what I was getting myself into but I wasn’t thinking with my brain instead with my tool. Finally called me back after 2 and half hours later to say how sorry she was, she fell asleep and to come down now and how she’ll look after me, blah blah blah. Me being the twat I am happened to go and start making my way, got outside her gaff and placed a call,  surprise surprise no answer AGAIN! Called at least 10 times in space of 30 mins until I got a call back to say sorry I was in shower, at this point I was sure she’s double booked but I was there now, what was I meant to do after wasting so much time, so on I went up to find another disappointment waiting for me.

Larina answered the door, apartment is quite clean and nice to be fair. I could tell straightaway she hadn’t showered as she had a little some grease on but that weren’t the worst bit, talk about catfish, photos have been brushed up to make her look like something she’s not and seem like they may be older pictures, certain they weren’t recent, her pictures were the main reason that kept me attempting to see her as she was right up my alley, when I saw her I kinda wish I listened to my gut but after all that time wasted and she was front of me decided to go ahead with it. You could tell there was no attempt made to look decent, she had what looked like nightwear bottoms with a bathrobe. When she took it off I wish I could have just put it back on her because I saw a slight pudge around her stomach area larger than normal to say it was just a belly, was off putting, only thing I did like was her tattoos but would have looked better if she had actually had better body, I was almost certain she may have been pregnant but can’t be 100% sure, she might just be out of shape. Her tits are probably best thing, that’s probably nicest thing I can say.

Rude would be an understatement, she asked for cash by putting her hand out, handed it over and was told to undress in a abrupt manner. At this point just thought fuck it, undressed and plopped on the bed, asked for owo which I already discussed. On with the rubber and when she started I just wanted to tell her to stop but I’m not an impolite person, her method was awful, very rough, tugging on my cock to the extent I thought it might just detach from my body. Also a side note she doesn’t like to be touched especially her nipple region, very resistant when trying to put my hand anywhere on her like it was forced and she avoid by moving whatever part of her body i’d put my hand on so just asked for doggy, blew my load fast as I could as could smell something iffy down there and decided to gtfo of there.

If ever I’ve learnt something it is to check reviews on here before booking even if WG has good reviews but also has a few negatives it’s best not to take the chance, would have saved time and money if I did.

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Offline CoolTiger

Danyal, you have shown this review as a Positive!! Are you sure??

Offline speculator

I assume this was intended to be a negative (rather than positive)?

Offline Pablo02

You’ve given this a positive!  :unknown:

Normally a good indication is if you turn up on time and no answer after the second call time to get out of there and save your money!!


Offline Danyal118

Oh damn  :dash: I was meant to post this as a NEGATIVE, just out of anger and frustration while writing this up must have forgot to change it. Can admin by any chance amend this?

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Oh damn  :dash: I was meant to post this as a NEGATIVE, just out of anger and frustration while writing this up must have forgot to change it. Can admin by any chance amend this?

Changed it for you  :hi:

Hope you have a better one next time out, don't let her put you off!

Offline teddyking

Great review but come on... there’s plenty of WGs available and the fact she made you wait 30 mins on the second trip was complete disrespect.
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The review was painful to read. Please learn to walk and when you do PM me so i can congratulate you personally.

There's no way she's Hungarian. Those tats have Romanian all over them.
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Offline Fac51

The review was painful to read. Please learn to walk and when you do PM me so i can congratulate you personally.

There's no way she's Hungarian. Those tats have Romanian all over them.

+ 1.  And her dire customer service points to being a Rom spank as well..... :dash: :scare:

Offline pbrown355

A Rom spank! I'd like one of those right now.
I have been on and off the idea of seeing her for a while. Even phoned once but she told me in no uncertain terms that "not now". Then she stopped doing sex. But that picture of her tits haunts my wet dreams. Oh well, there are other tits.

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Was your meet before November 2020?
As her services changed to massage only after she was so shit and was getting negative reviews.
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First time I’m reviewing someone on here however wish it was under better circumstances, really annoyed with this booking to point where it’s put me off seeing another girl. Took a chance as she did have 2 negatives but she had also 2 positive reviews but you live and learn I suppose.

Came to see Larina, I arranged this the night before, I called her on the day to confirm for later tonight which she still gave me the thumbs up. Tonight came and called Larina before I set off, no answer, texted, no response, I should have at this point knew what I was getting myself into but I wasn’t thinking with my brain instead with my tool. Finally called me back after 2 and half hours later to say how sorry she was, she fell asleep and to come down now and how she’ll look after me, blah blah blah. Me being the twat I am happened to go and start making my way, got outside her gaff and placed a call,  surprise surprise no answer AGAIN! Called at least 10 times in space of 30 mins until I got a call back to say sorry I was in shower, at this point I was sure she’s double booked but I was there now, what was I meant to do after wasting so much time, so on I went up to find another disappointment waiting for me.

Larina answered the door, apartment is quite clean and nice to be fair. I could tell straightaway she hadn’t showered as she had a little some grease on but that weren’t the worst bit, talk about catfish, photos have been brushed up to make her look like something she’s not and seem like they may be older pictures, certain they weren’t recent, her pictures were the main reason that kept me attempting to see her as she was right up my alley, when I saw her I kinda wish I listened to my gut but after all that time wasted and she was front of me decided to go ahead with it. You could tell there was no attempt made to look decent, she had what looked like nightwear bottoms with a bathrobe. When she took it off I wish I could have just put it back on her because I saw a slight pudge around her stomach area larger than normal to say it was just a belly, was off putting, only thing I did like was her tattoos but would have looked better if she had actually had better body, I was almost certain she may have been pregnant but can’t be 100% sure, she might just be out of shape. Her tits are probably best thing, that’s probably nicest thing I can say.

Rude would be an understatement, she asked for cash by putting her hand out, handed it over and was told to undress in a abrupt manner. At this point just thought fuck it, undressed and plopped on the bed, asked for owo which I already discussed. On with the rubber and when she started I just wanted to tell her to stop but I’m not an impolite person, her method was awful, very rough, tugging on my cock to the extent I thought it might just detach from my body. Also a side note she doesn’t like to be touched especially her nipple region, very resistant when trying to put my hand anywhere on her like it was forced and she avoid by moving whatever part of her body i’d put my hand on so just asked for doggy, blew my load fast as I could as could smell something iffy down there and decided to gtfo of there.

If ever I’ve learnt something it is to check reviews on here before booking even if WG has good reviews but also has a few negatives it’s best not to take the chance, would have saved time and money if I did.

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How much did you pay
How long was it for
Not that it matters but it would help to know how much we would be saving by avoiding her  :sarcastic:

Oh also what services were requested and what services were delivered - I understand what she gave you in regards to the review, but it would help someone I'm sure if they think they may get more from her shit show  :thumbsup: :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: January 26, 2021, 10:26:34 pm by 0ralist »
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Offline Adultworkuser

Great review but come on... there’s plenty of WGs availableimg]and the fact she made you wait 30 mins on the second trip was complete disrespect.

You sure about that?
« Last Edit: January 26, 2021, 11:56:13 pm by Adultworkuser »

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Offline Danyal118

How much did you pay
How long was it for
Not that it matters but it would help to know how much we would be saving by avoiding her  :sarcastic:

Oh also what services were requested and what services were delivered - I understand what she gave you in regards to the review, but it would help someone I'm sure if they think they may get more from her shit show  :thumbsup: :thumbsdown:

I paid £60 for 30 mins which probably lasted around 15 mins so thank you for reminding how much more of a shit punt this was that I wasted my money on!  :thumbsup:

Offline Danyal118

Hahaha,  plenty of Romanians anyway.

At this point mate she gives Romanians a bad name

Offline Danyal118

Great review but come on... there’s plenty of WGs available and the fact she made you wait 30 mins on the second trip was complete disrespect.

I know. Wasn’t thinking with my head but rather with my penis, I’m just thankful it wasn’t any longer than 30 mins and I can warn others about her. Also saw on her profile now she’s updated blow & goes only, no sex offered which means I may have been right about the whole thing about her being pregnant  :unknown: